no DNIs we just post content specifically catered to ourselves that will coincidentally alienate anyone with whom we would not want to interact
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Knife Fighting Bears
@knifefightingbears
The bears need not have knives they/them, she/her
Jun 8
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) | S03E01
Jun 8
JACOB ANDERSON for The Vampire Lestat Backstage Pass, Episode 1: "Detroit"
um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.
Jun 8
THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 01.01 | "Detroit"
We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...
Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.
you can collect them like pokeymans
My Homophobic dog masterpost
i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid for GQ Hype by Huy Luong
let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
Jun 4
The twirl is lethal.
Happy 24-6-01!
Jun 2
When it's supposed to be your turn but the blue players are having a counterspell fight
the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
ohhh *nods sagely* i see. i've gone insane
