#nonbinary jokes

[hometomindandheart]

Original post @nonbinarymemes&more

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

I know nonbinary jokes are way too niche for politicians.

But with the way Republicans have started this trend of calling Democrats trans with 6 genders in response to them referring to the 6 scientifically recognized sexes.

I'd be like "Yes. I've started collecting them. Stealing them off others. And I'm coming for yours next. And I'd not only my staff stop referring to that person with she/her or he/his pronouns. They'd just use that person's name only.

But I'd hire a bunch of large creators across social media platforms to do the same. And I'd start with one person, but once I have enough people that seem to understand what's going on and join in, I'd add another. And I'd just start counting how many genders I've "stolen".

And it would be the funniest fucking thing ever.

Especially because a common joke across my social media profiles is either hoarding pronouns or stealing genders.

[rolaplayor101]

He's my girlfriend

~Lola Bunny and Daffy Duck at some point

[transwarlock]

person who doesn't use any pronouns call that a no-noun

[ace-in-the-box]

What did the nonbinary miner say when they brought a bag of gold to their friends?

"I got this loot from them/their mines."

[chaos-in-one]

cutely eats your gender

[aromanticduck]

Choosing a name

For boys:

For girls:

For nonbinary people:

[rjalker]

I was about to put "it/its and/or skull/skulls" in my header before going, "wait, no...that will confuse people...."

this could be a great setup for a joke like Who's On First.

"What are your pronouns?"

"[pick a random first set]. and/or."

"and/or what?"

"and/or/orself"

"but what comes before orself?"

"and/or"

ect. ect.