*someone tries to figure out their own type, but they know nothing about MBTI*
Ti: no you are wrong, and you know nothing of what you are talking about
Fe: well we can't tell them that, it might hurt their feelings
Ti: Why don't we list are the reasons they are wrong, and tell them bluntly.
Se: WE SHOULD YELL AT THEM
Fe: No they will think we're mean and never talk to us AGAIN
Ni: Fe calm down. *turns to Ti and Se* we can't be mean there will be consequences.
Se: *runs around the room obnoxiously* WHEN ARE THEY'RE EVER CONSEQUENCES??
Ni: You guys have to calm down, I'm in charge here. Ti you are right, they are ignorant. Fe, you are also right we have to be nice to people. Se you need to sit down and relax. I will handle this.
Me: tests don't really work, I personally think you're an *insert type here*.
Person: People tell me I'm an extrovert all the time.
Me: but extroverted doesn't always mean outgoing :)
Person: Uhhh I'm an extrovert trust me.
Me: Uhh actually you might be a feeler have you looked at the differences?
Person: No I'm a thinker because I'm always thinking.
Ti: they're so wrong we should punch them
Fe: No. No. No. We. Can't. Do. That
Ni: well they are really wrong, but violence is never the answer. Let's continue with a calm demeanour.
Me: Well you are definitely a perceiver
Person: Yeah I am! People try to tell me I'm a judger, but I'm not really judgy at all.
Me: Mhhmmmm. Well I gotta go I'll see you later. *walks away*
Ni: I think we handled that well, we can't help that people are ignorant. Eventually they will learn.
Fe: And we handled that so well.
Ti: Our argument was valid, so we did well, but they are a moron.
Se: *goes to sleep after running 50 laps around the room*
