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HIEE POOKIEE! okay but HEAR ME OUT on bllk boys x stupidly nonchalant reader…. Like reader would prefer sleep than talking to and interacting with humans.. and is SUPER quiet, like doesn’t talk unless spoken to…

U can make it headcanons or smau whichever you prefer!

And also! Take care of yourself!! Don't forget to eat and drink properly! I LOVEE YOUR WRITING!! > <

“𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝”

a/n: this was a bit challenging to write, but i hope i did it well 😭

also thank you so so so much!!! please take care of yourself and eat and drink properly as well 🥹🫶🏻

ft. isagi yoichi, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, nagi seishiro, mikage reo, bachira meguru, shidou ryusei, karasu tabito, kaiser michael, ness alexis

isagi yoichi

isagi finds your quiet, nonchalant vibe so confusing at first. he’s the kind of guy who processes everything out loud, narrating his thoughts like he’s in a constant soccer documentary, and then you’re just… there. silent. blinking at him.

he’ll ask you something like, “should i go for curry or ramen tonight?” and you’ll just shrug and go back to scrolling on your phone. he’s like, “you don’t care???” but it weirdly makes him feel freer. he’s not used to someone who just lets him be.

what really gets him is how you’d rather nap than engage in whatever is happening. team dinners? you’re falling asleep at the table. watching his game footage with him? you’re curled up on the couch, out cold before the first replay. he ends up memorizing the little way your breathing slows down when you’re really asleep.

he’ll always try to get you talking, but not in a pushy way – he just really loves hearing your voice since you barely use it. when you do respond, short and blunt, it feels like you handed him treasure. like he’ll ask “do you like my hair better this way or when it was longer?” and you’ll mutter, “short. less annoying.” and he’ll think about it for three days straight.

eventually, isagi learns to fill the silence for both of you. he rambles about soccer, his dreams, his worries, and he feels like you’re listening even if you don’t respond much. when you do give input, it hits him like a revelation.

itoshi rin

rin is lowkey obsessed with your energy because you’re basically the human equivalent of how he feels about the world: tired of people. it’s almost validating to him that you also can’t be bothered with anyone.

he notices that you don’t talk unless directly spoken to, so he takes advantage of it. he’ll purposely ask you random questions just to force a reply, because your voice calms him down. “what do you think of that idiot reo’s new jacket?” “too shiny.” rin just smirks.

the first time you fell asleep mid-conversation with him, he was offended for about 0.5 seconds… then realized he actually found it endearing. it meant you trusted him enough to let your guard down. now, when you crash in weird places (like his bed with all the lights still on, or sitting upright on the couch with your head lolling), he just quietly fixes things around you. covers you with a blanket, turns the lights off, plugs in your phone.

rin doesn’t need a talkative partner, so your silence doesn’t bother him – it actually works perfectly, since he’s not much of a talker either. the difference is, when he’s with you, he finds himself wanting to share things. he’ll mutter about soccer plays or his annoying brother, and you’ll just hum back without looking up from your phone, and somehow that’s enough.

sometimes, he’ll catch you staring at him quietly for longer than usual, like you’re debating if he’s worth the effort of speaking. when you finally mutter something short like, “your hair looks good today,” rin has to leave the room because it feels like too much for his heart to handle.

itoshi sae

sae looks at you and thinks, “wow. someone who’s just as uninterested in humanity as me.” it’s honestly a dream come true for him.

the first time he realized you’d pick sleep over anything, he was almost impressed. he asked if you wanted to come to one of his matches, and you literally said, “too many people. i’ll nap.” and just rolled over. sae actually chuckled. nobody had ever dismissed him like that before.

he likes that you’re quiet. in his world, everyone’s always talking at him – coaches, fans, media, teammates. being with you is silence, and he craves that. when you do talk, your words have weight. you don’t waste them, and he respects that deeply.

it shocks him how much your lack of effort draws him in. like, he’ll come home from training ready to brood, and you’re already asleep on the couch. he lies down next to you and thinks, “yeah. this is what i want. someone who doesn’t demand anything.”

still, sae is selfish. he tries to pull more words out of you when you’re together, even if it’s just one-word replies. he’ll prod you with questions about your day, your opinions, your feelings – not because he needs your answers, but because he loves the sound of you choosing to give him that sliver of attention.

nagi seishiro

nagi thinks you’re the best thing ever because you are literally his soulmate in laziness. someone who values sleep above all else? someone who refuses to interact with people unless absolutely necessary? he sees you and immediately decides, “yeah, we’re the same species.”

hanging out with you is just hours of comfortable silence, both of you laying around in different corners of the room, occasionally exchanging a glance to make sure the other is still alive. and he thinks that’s peak relationship goals.

nagi actually talks more than you, which is wild because he’s known for being a quiet guy. but next to you? he looks like a chatterbox. he’ll whine about reo making him do drills, or how leveling up in a game is too much effort, and you’ll respond with a half-asleep “mm.” and he’ll take it as gospel.

he loves when you fall asleep on him. like, if you knock out mid-movie and slump against his shoulder, he won’t move a muscle. not even to grab the controller. he’ll just sit there, wide-eyed, thinking, “woah… this is nice.”

honestly, nagi doesn’t even mind if you don’t talk much, because your quiet presence feels like a cheat code for his anxiety. the world is loud and exhausting, but with you, everything slows down.

mikage reo

reo is probably the most confused by you at first because he’s so outgoing, ambitious, and social. he loves attention, and then you’re just… existing in his orbit. silently. prioritizing sleep over his flashy plans.

he’ll plan this big romantic date, and you’ll be like, “too much effort. nap instead.” he’s SHOOK. but also intrigued, because you’re not trying to impress him or get anything out of him. you’re just… chill. and it’s the first time someone’s not dazzled by all his money and charisma.

eventually, reo learns to love it. he’ll drag you along to fancy dinners or parties, and you’ll sit there quietly while he networks, then lean against him and almost fall asleep in the middle of conversations. people find it rude, but reo secretly adores it. it shows how comfortable you are with him.

he does try to draw you out, though. he’ll ask for your opinion on things he knows you don’t care about, just to hear your blunt takes. “what do you think of this watch?” “looks heavy.” “this suit?” “purple makes you look like a grape.” and reo laughs every single time.

he gets addicted to those rare moments where you speak first, unprompted. like, you’ll suddenly murmur, “you looked good today,” before turning over to sleep. reo will sit there, eyes wide, completely floored, and replay it in his head for days.

bachira meguru

bachira thinks you’re hilarious without you even trying. he’s this ball of buzzing energy, bouncing around, rambling about soccer moves, creepy-cute analogies, and monster metaphors, and then he looks at you… just blinking at him. silent. borderline asleep.

he’ll literally talk to you for two hours straight while you lie on his lap half-asleep. he doesn’t even mind if you’re not answering, because your little nods and occasional “mhmm” are enough. he’s convinced your silence means you’re telepathically connected.

he adores how nonchalant you are, especially when he tries to be extra. like, he’ll jump in front of you with his creepiest grin, whispering, “what if my monster eats you up right now?” and you’ll just yawn and say, “okay. wake me up after.” he’s DONE. giggling, rolling on the floor.

bachira’s also clingy, so he loves when you nap on him. you’re basically the perfect human pillow to him, and he’ll sit there playing with your hair or doodling little monsters on your arm with a pen while you sleep.

sometimes he’ll poke you until you finally answer him. “hey, what should i paint next? hey. hey. hey.” and when you finally sigh out, “a frog with a hat,” he’ll light up like you just gave him the key to life.

shidou ryusei

shidou is the complete opposite of you. loud, chaotic, feral. so when you show up with your soft, sleepy aura, he’s fascinated. “you don’t talk? ever? … hot.”

he gets such a kick out of trying to get reactions out of you. he’ll say the wildest things just to make you break your silence. “what if we robbed a bank, huh? what if i bit the ref next game?” and you’ll just mumble, “don’t get caught,” before going back to bed. he’s instantly obsessed.

the first time you fell asleep in the middle of him ranting about soccer violence, he was offended… then he started laughing so hard he nearly cried. now he takes it as a challenge: can he yell, joke, and provoke loud enough to keep you awake? (spoiler: no. you can sleep through anything.)

he weirdly respects your refusal to interact with people. like, he’ll drag you to a team hangout and watch you curl up in the corner, ignoring everyone. it’s so raw to him. “look at my baby, being antisocial. that’s my girl.”

when you do talk, it floors him every time. shidou lives for shock value, but your blunt little comments knock him out cold. he’ll be flexing and saying “i’m the sexiest striker alive,” and you’ll murmur, “you’ve got ramen on your face.” and he’ll act like you shot him in the chest.

karasu tabito

karasu, the menace, absolutely thrives on how quiet you are. he sees it as a blank canvas for his teasing. you don’t talk much? he’s going to lean over and whisper nonsense until you have to respond.

he’ll sit next to you during team meetings and whisper the dumbest things like, “blink twice if ya think igaguri’s haircut looks stupid.” when you actually blink twice, he bursts out laughing and gets scolded by the coach. totally worth it.

karasu loves how nonchalant you are about everything. he could be stirring up chaos, and you’d just give him a flat “don’t care.” he finds it grounding, like you’re the only person who can’t be rattled by his antics.

your silence is dangerous, though, because when you do say something, it’s devastating. one time he kept teasing you about sleeping too much, and you just muttered, “at least i don’t look like a crow that lost a fight.” the entire team howled, and karasu didn’t live it down for weeks.

secretly, he loves your sleepy presence. you knock out beside him while he’s gaming or scheming, and he’ll just glance over and think, “damn… i actually like this peace.” not that he’d admit it without teasing you first.

kaiser michael

kaiser is so thrown off by you at first. he’s used to being the center of attention, dazzling everyone with his looks and ego, and then here you are – prioritizing sleep over him. unforgivable. but also… intriguing.

he’ll strut up to you with his usual “aren’t i amazing?” smirk, expecting praise, and you’ll just mutter, “move, you’re blocking the sunlight,” before going back to sleep. his jaw drops. nobody dismisses michael kaiser like that. nobody.

but oh, once he realizes you’re genuinely unimpressed by everyone, not just him? he’s hooked. your silence becomes a challenge. he starts trying harder than ever to get you to react – flashier plays, bigger gestures, cheesier lines. he lives for the moment you sigh and give him a half-asleep, “you’re annoying.”

he’s extra dramatic about your bluntness. you’ll finally say “you look good today,” and he’ll clutch his chest like you just proposed. he will never let you live it down. “you heard that? my sleepy little angel thinks i look good. i win.”

secretly, kaiser loves your quiet, nonchalant presence. it balances his ego and makes him feel… safe, in a way. when you fall asleep on him, he shuts up for once. he just sits there, tracing lazy patterns on your hand, thinking that maybe not being adored 24/7 isn’t so bad – as long as he has your rare, sleepy attention.

ness alexis

ness is both bewildered and charmed by you. he’s so used to kaiser’s endless chatter that being around someone so quiet feels almost alien.

at first, he worries you don’t like him because you barely talk. he’ll ask questions nervously, trying to fill the silence, and you’ll just nod or hum in response. but once he realizes that’s just your nature, he relaxes, and honestly starts to adore it.

ness thinks it’s ridiculously cute how you’ll nap everywhere. he’ll find you curled up on the bus, the couch, even the locker room bench. he always quietly adjusts things so you’re comfortable, tucking a hoodie under your head or moving bags out of the way.

he tries to coax more words out of you, but he’s not pushy like kaiser. instead, he treasures every reply you give him. “did you eat?” “yeah.” “are you tired?” “always.” it’s simple, but he beams like you just gave him a love letter.

when you speak up on your own, unprompted, he gets ridiculously soft. you’ll randomly mumble, “you’re kind,” before rolling over to sleep, and ness will sit there stunned, heart racing, trying not to cry. he lives for those little crumbs of affection you drop.

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