Why do people falsely assume your star? Ive been seeing people call you star and make up things that aren't true about you and when I look at the people go on rants on you and make up stuff it just seems so untrue! Your an amazing person and deserve more followers I will defend you no matter what! I'm tired of people claiming your star from that discord thing... I'll never believe them. I saw Someone asked lemoncritiques about it and they falsely accused you! Wtf is wrong with people?
It is strange that Lemon would do that just because I defended that kid at all. It's like- why do people want that kid's head so badly?!
They act like she's even "worse" than Viv just because doesnt almost completely agree with the "anti hazbin" or "hazbin stan" that "hazbin critical" group. Just because she critiqued any of them, they've been stalking and harassing her, and even calling her a n^gger for years, through my account. Also- I cant edit screenshots yet?! and you can see the Xkit extension, something I cant even do with an editor.
"OTHER PEOPLE!" Bitch who?! I only use one discord!
One of these people even misgendered my freind and pretended as if there was some "hate discord!" and that I "told" them that I was changing my Youtube name like- where?! Where are they getting that information?! It's messed up just how much that section of the fandom has attacked and racially attacked that child after claiming that they "hate!" racists just because they dislike Viv, but only Viv, and not anyone else that's like that. It's disgusting!
Trigger Warning: Talk about sex/sexual relationships/first times
Word Count: 703
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Summary: Reader/You catch George giving Ron some poor sex advice. Obviously you have to step in to help poor Ronald.
Disclaimer: George Weasley and Ron Weasley are characters from Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling. Reader or y/n is not owned by Rowling. This work has not been created for profit or financial compensation, and is a transformative fair use work in accordance with Section 107 of the United States Copyright Act.
Notes: Hope you like it! I wrote this quickly to warm up :)
Enjoy
"...They really like it when you..." I hear my boyfriend whisper to his younger brother. Ron's a rather tomato-like color, looking admittedly horrified by what his brother is explaining.
I ponder what topics could have turned Ron such a-- unappealing red color when I suddenly remember overhearing on accident (on purpose, let's be honest here to an extent) a conversation late last night between the two brothers.
Poor Ron was coming to George, of all people, for sex advice. Not to say that George wasn't a wonderful lover, attentive and sweet when needed, and rough and roguish when I craved... but really? George was not the one a younger brother should be going to for advice on sexual intimacy, especially upon entering a sexual relationship with their partner.
George relished in bragging about his-- our-- first time together. Stating that it had been one for the books.
Throughout our relationship, I had noticed that George and I seemed to remember things quite differently. Where he saw a perfect passion and sweet satisfaction, I saw loving him enough to lie to his face. Of course, the lies hadn't been malicious. I was quite certain that with time, we would be better, and I had been proven correct... but honestly? How could he see that fumbling mess as satisfactory when we had progressed so far?
Honestly, this man.
Deciding that it was far kinder to stop the inadequate advice before Ron actually subscribed to the foolishness, I walk behind the two boys, wrapping my arms around George's neck.
"Darling, are you giving Ron bad sex advice?"
He chuckles, "of course not... wait, how did you know?--" Ron looks even further mortified by my entry into the conversation.
"You are hardly a quiet conversationalist," I whisper the words into his ear, making a point-- I hope.
"I never claimed to be," he retorts, grinning in that mischievous way that made my legs weak.
Ignoring him, I turn towards Ron, who is watching our interactions with interest, "What did he lie to you about?"
"Lie? I would hardly say I've been lying--"
"Of course you have. Now tell me, Ronald, how has he described his made-up sex life?" George mutters something under his breath that I can't quite catch.
Ron opens and closes his mouth a few times before carefully retelling George's retelling of our first time.
I click my tongue, knowing this version well, "That's not how I remember it."
George pats my hand, "It was so passionate; I'm sure it's a blur in your memory."
I roll my eyes, smacking his shoulder lightly, "hardly. Do you want to hear the truth, Ron? It's nothing like the story this blockhead told you."
"It's exactly how I told you," George turns towards Ron, "I was the perfect lover from the get-go."
This time, I aim for the back of his head, "no, he was not." I give George a look that he knows all too well. His grin slowly fades. "The first time George and I engaged in such activities, he could not for the life of him find the right hole. I had to direct him like a blind man."
George gasps, "The woman lies!"
"And I faked my orgasm. It was not good. Didn't last all that long either." I put the final nail in his coffin.
George's ears turn a delicious red as he stammers out a denial, "you didn't tell me that! Don't believe her; she's just trying to make me look bad."
"Let me finish," I laugh at the accidental pun. George frowns. "Even though the first time was-- well disastrous, he's gotten better."
"Okay, no need to--" George tries to cover my mouth with his hand.
"Quit it; you started this!" I laugh as he pulls me into his lap, "It just takes practice--" I fight against George's attempts to silence me, "And there are no secrets. It's about intimacy and your partner."
George stands quickly, hauling me over his shoulder, "Merlin's beard, woman!"
"Do you understand?" I continue talking to Ron as George begins to walk us away.
Ron is still incredibly red, but he nods, a small smile on his face as he watches us disappear up the staircase.
*Frowns and murmurs at you “You just cannot behave and wait, don’t you?”
*…And what the hell that smile means? You won’t have too much time to figure it out ‘cause now he’s pushing you against a wall and staring in this bratty face.
* “C’mon, my lamb, do it again… what, now you don’t dare to? Then I’ll do it for you”.
*Will give you a very hard (and smexy) spank as a punishment, reminding you to behave in public.
Vlastomil:
*Narrows his eyes to you, soft blush on his cheeks.
*Laughs softly and rewards you doing exactly the same, shameless.
*The problem comes when this “innocent” touch becomes an excuse for him to put his hands on you, getting closer and closer to certain places everytime through the day.
*When the day’s over, you can’t escape. He’ll chase you if it’s necesary but you’ll have to pay for “such bold action”.
*Guess who’s now being touched in every place gently as Preaetor is praising their body in a half voice.
Valdemar:
*Have you seen that sprite from Julian’s route at the chapter where you “kick their ass”? It’s the first face they do.
*The second one is… hum… this one.
* “My, are we having an inner struggle in a desperate attempt to come out?”
*How did you ended cornered on a wall? You’ll never know, but now they’re staring at you with their most happy face (Heaven knows that’s more creepy than happy but hey) and…
*…We can’t tell very much about this but let’s say your butt isn’t the only one receiving strokes and pinching. And now you’re learning how good the echo at the dungeons is, get it?
Volta:
*Very VERY blush. Like she’s now a tiny tomato head.
*Does that funny sound that does when she’s bumped (that “EEEEP!” one)
*Gets completely flustered and hides her face, muttering something about didn’t expect that and stuff.
*She seems so ashamed you almost feel bad for doing that, in fact she gets really nervous at everyone talking to her.
*But when you two are alone and try to apologize, she answers: “Oh… I see, MC, I… I think you really wanted to do it, and… and would you like to do it again now? We are not in public, after all…”
Vulgora:
*Gasps very loud at the touch of your hand.
*More than ready to fight whoever touched them, but when they see it was just you, well…
*Pretends nothing has happened, although they stare at you, eyes narrowing, in a warning way.
*You can bet -your ass is gonna suffer soon, for they whisper into your ear “so you like to grab stuff at innapropiate places, don’t you?”
*Say hello to spanking session, one in which they won’t stop until you’re a sobbing mess and at least half of the palace had heard you.
Words & Chapter(s): 25,821 words within this lovely one-shot
Summary: Hashirama’s laugh is deep and boisterous, a reflection of his entire personality. “You’re really interesting, you know? No wonder Tobirama fell in love with you. You’re not at all like most courtesans.”
Sasuke doesn’t know if he’s supposed to be flattered or offended by the comment.
Score: 13
Pairing(s): Senju Tobirama/Uchiha Sasuke
Warning(s): Sasuke is a Kagema male-prostitute, or courtesan as well as a guard for a brothel, surprisingly no angst came with that thank god
Canon levels of violence
The Uchiha drugs him to sleep before he catches on
The Uchiha Madara are dicks it’s mostly just Madara
Mentioned lemon, but not shown
As per canon, Sasuke does not have an arm, it is mentioned, though he never describes any phantom feelings or anything like that other than pretty casual reminders and references of it.
Pros: I really loved the way OP wrote Sasuke and his thoughts and reactions, it seems very true to character and honestly one of my favorite versions of him that I’ve read to date, he’s very prickly yet soft and sweet, like a porcupine that needs a hug
I love the almost wanderlust that seems ever-present in Sasuke and the way it seems to slowly ease into something different each time he meets Tobirama, I especially like that OP addressed the whole “Tobirama hated the village and that eventually led to the OG incel, Danzo Shimura, may he burn in the deepest pits of hell, to committing mass genocide? Murder? Assassinations? And I should kill him” rather than skipping it, even though we never see a conversation about that between them I almost think it’s better that Sasuke was like “...But also he’s pretty so maybe later”
I really love Aoi, and everyone from the brothel to they’re all very sweet, and I like that OP tied them into the future and even brought up things about it as well, it’s a very nice way to casually say “I’ve come from the future” without needing context, though there is actually a discussion of that thrown in here and there, which is also nice, which reminds me
I love the casual way everyone's just like “Yeah okay he got the magic eye, but fuck that he cAN BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE WOO!!!” is moderately hysterical considering canon (Of which I’ve given up on ever learning completely beyond whatever Blackkat/Pomfy/Sanjuno/rheon decides to constant between each other(Which is how I figure out canon vs fanon in most of my fics))
Also, I didn’t have to worry about my ADD while reading this, and even when I did have to leave it it was soooooo easy to pick right back up where I left off???? Amazing honestly
Aesthetic: Watching the stars in a sky you think should be new or different because you’ve moved to somewhere you’ve never been but, it’s nice, that of all the things that changed that one hasn’t, probably won’t for as long as you live. It’s reminiscent of the way smoking is described in books, and shown in aesthetic pictures, soft and smooth and deep. It’s like trying a new flavor of tea that you didn’t mean to buy but damn it it’s actually pretty good and you rather like the scent too. It’s like finding someone who Sees you and understanding that line from Avatar. It’s, if I had to compare it to a food, sort of like sweet apples, and soft caramel, and thick banana milkshakes, and mint cucumber lemonade. IT’s relaxing, and peaceful, and easy to read and handle, even for someone like me who has a strange fear of losing limbs and reading stories that include that.
Amendment; This fic is very reminiscent of the way it feels to watch the sunset, in that every second that gets closer, every word that is read, every moment that is spent, no matter how fast it seems, it is worth it, and even though it will end, you can’t help but appreciate it.
Gif Aesthetic: This is pretty close to the energy I get from Sasuke
This is Tobirama’s entire mood until he sees Sasuke and then it’s
Pretty much this to be honest
I like to imagine this is the equivalent to Sasuke and Tobirama as they’re both rather pretty and attention-grabbing especially together in my opinion
This is pretty close to what I picture when I think of Sasuke watching the stars, but then I always did have an unhealthy obsession with Sailor Moon
Although there are no cars it’s still rather fitting somehow, perhaps the sunset?
"Knowlen! I hope this isn't too late but.. I know you've a fondness for pie. But I hope you have had a lovely birthday. I couldn't make this big enough to actually burst out of the damn thing, but I hope you like apple."
“Aw, love. It’s neva too late for pie.” The sniper rumbled in a warm laugh as he took the pie from Pari’s hands to set aside for a moment, fighting his desire to devour the whole damn thing right this moment so he could pull the woman in closer to thank her properly. “Thank ya, beautiful. It mean’s tha world.” He murmured softly as one of his bow worn hands came to caress over her cheek softly as his amber eyes poured into her green ones, giving the soft curve of her cheek a gentle run of his thumb as he contemplated what would be too much to do with her; he didn’t want to push. Tenderly the sniper slowly leaned in the rest of the way to press a feather light kiss to her lips that took all his will power not to press harder like he wanted to, reigning in his enthusiasm for the blue haired woman and his joy for how much he loved the gift she brought him. Pies were a big deal in his family as silly as that thought was, because it took time and effort to make and showed how much you cared to know which one was their favorite.
From your reblog about Sai looking like Leonardo DiCaprio, and the Titanic, have you done an art piece of Sai drawing Ino, echoing Jack drawing Rose???
