NTs as Professors
ENTJ: the cool professor who’s super witty and fun but will murder you if you show up late. “The syllabus is law” and “all grades are final” because they’re secretly a softie and would raise your grade ten points if you said your dog died
ENTP: gives the most brutally honest grades and always keeps a third red pen handy for when the first two run out of ink. Goes on the oddest tangents and yet somehow manages to teach the class exactly what they need to know. Forgets your name but remembers you wore a shirt with the rival university’s logo on it
INTP: that professor who doesn’t know what’s on the syllabus because they didn’t make it and drinks coffee from a Yeti cup and always surprises you when they say something smart. Was convinced all semester that class started at 10:45 (it did not, it was 10:30)
INTJ: the one who wrote INTP’s syllabus and is low-key ticked when INTP doesn’t follow it, and so their own class follows it without fail even if a tornado blows by. Also hands out brutally honest grades but will help you with their whole soul if you ask for it. Adopts kittens from INTP but no one would guess it