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My Balls-Out Quest to Achieve the Perfect Scrotum

A new breed of self-care companies has a salve for fragile masculinity: lavender- and tapioca-scented deodorants and moisturizers for the nu

There’s a whole world of self-care products for your private parts that I didn’t know existed until now. But,

I maintained a daily ball routine for about two months. Then one morning in the shower, I rinsed away some Ball Wash and looked down. After all this cleansing, toning, exfoliating, buffing, and moisturizing, I saw the exact same sack I’d always had, and it hit me: The sack can’t be hacked. Nor should it.

Yeah, step away, folks. It’s madness.

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this is so wholesome pic.twitter.com/SVUBldXgQ3

— craft (@nutsacks) February 11, 2020

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Editing notes for episode #112

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These Baby Hedgehogs Look Like They Should Be Labeled NSFW

The Internet is chock full of adorable hedgehog videos, because they’re the cutest pests-turned-pets that have ever mugged for the camera. Twitter user @painthands, or Maura, shared a pic of her hedgehog and a little row of pink baby hedgehog balls, saying her little friend had given birth overnight. 

She also made a very good observation about what baby hedgehogs look like:

My hedgehog had babies last night & they are about the cutest lil nutsacks I’ve ever seen 💗 pic.twitter.com/Fr2FAugutq

— maura (@painthands) September 11, 2017

Cute.

Most people responded with hearts and even some reciprocal photos of their own squishy, spiky buds:

This is my hedgehog Kiwi pic.twitter.com/lARZWC52yH

— Melina (@MelinaGroleau) September 12, 2017

Bless! Here’s what Tali looked like when very young (just over 2 weeks) pic.twitter.com/0GIK058jz0

— Emmeline Peaches (@EmmelinePeaches) September 12, 2017

Albus says congratulations!!! (and that ur hedgie should slide in his dm’s) pic.twitter.com/rah8oUzLvh

— Heir of Slytherin (@crucioxo) September 12, 2017

Oh my godddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 so sweet. Too bad my nugget doesn’t have a boyfriend pic.twitter.com/4qocGohEOy

— Th∞vs (@taylorhoover72) September 13, 2017

niesen says congrats on the cute little ones. she also looked at me like “I’m not having any for a while” lmao pic.twitter.com/PuU8TqxwCt

— Pro Hanzo (@OhPrizma) September 12, 2017

Great. Now here’s the Hedgehogs After Dark Edition, in which we admit that these tiny babes look like genitalia:

They look like literal nut-sacks with spikes …

— princessazula (@moniiquuee) September 12, 2017

Looks like ball sacks

— Sam Johnson (@samjohnson199) September 12, 2017

Cute until I saw nutsacks and now I can’t unsee it 😂

— Sam Huish (@samhuish) September 12, 2017

Once you see it, you can’t stop! But here’s a slight palate cleanser:

They kind of look like little rambutans pic.twitter.com/G0o3dbL1pb

— Eliseo😛 (@Rosales_Eliseo) September 11, 2017

These Baby Hedgehogs Look Like They Should Be Labeled NSFW was originally published on Buzzing Lives