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Dante: Alright, Show of hands, How many of you, at one point or another wanted to see me dead?

Both Nero and V: [Raise hands ]

Joy: [slightly raises hand]

Dante: Yes!

I still think of my friend Alaska’s tweet about Nero carrying the twins in his arms while holding a screaming V in the air with his Astral wings.

Nero: Hey, what number do we call if there's an emergency?

Joy: 3!

Nero: We're all gonna die

Dante, running into the room: Hey! Hey!

Vergil: Be quiet, I just got the twins to sleep

Dante, whispering: Sorry

Vergil, whispering: So what’s the problem?

Dante, whispering: There's a fire

Pictures

V, in a santa outfit:*walking out of the room while holding his daughters in reindeer outfits*

V: Nero, are you ready yet?

Nero, from the other room: Do I have to wear this for the picture?

V: Yes, you promised.

Nero, from the other room: *Sighs* Fine

Nero:[walks out wearing wearing reindeer antlers and an ugly christmas sweater]

Joy: Can we go to a haunted house?

Nero: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Joy: Wh-what?

Nero: Goodnight Joy

Babysitter Dante

Dante: I love that babies ball their hands up into fists all the time.”

Dante: Joy, you can’t even sit up yet, who are you gonna fight? I support it completely, but who are you going after? Who’s trying you?

Dante: Awww little Joy really is just like her grand uncle

Nero: Don't you ever insult my daughter like that again!!

#nv joy