#nv eva

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Dante, running into the room: Hey! Hey!

Vergil: Be quiet, I just got the twins to sleep

Dante, whispering: Sorry

Vergil, whispering: So what’s the problem?

Dante, whispering: There's a fire

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I still think of my friend Alaska’s tweet about Nero carrying the twins in his arms while holding a screaming V in the air with his Astral wings.

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Pictures

V, in a santa outfit:*walking out of the room while holding his daughters in reindeer outfits*

V: Nero, are you ready yet?

Nero, from the other room: Do I have to wear this for the picture?

V: Yes, you promised.

Nero, from the other room: *Sighs* Fine

Nero:[walks out wearing wearing reindeer antlers and an ugly christmas sweater]

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Lil Eva: But I don't wanna go to school!

Nero: Why is that, darling?

Lil Eva: Under a cruel eye outworn, the little ones spend the day in sighting and dismay!

Nero:....

Nero: What the-

V:*cries tears of joy*

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V, on the phone: Just snap his kneecaps then he'll talk. I'm at a parent-teacher conference

V: Anyways, you said Eva is enjoying art class? That's great.

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Lil Eva:[walking into the room] Daddy---- V: Oh hi darling, Daddy is out for work. Need any help?  Eva: .... V: .... Eva: I will wait until daddy comes back!  V: Good

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Nico: What's up?

V, while Eva is chasing Joy around the house with a sword in the background: My blood pressure.

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V, to his twin daughters: For years, I've done the best I could to raise you. Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting?! PROBABLY! Where was I going? I had a point