Jul 3, 2021
Lil Eva: But I don't wanna go to school!
Nero: Why is that, darling?
Lil Eva: Under a cruel eye outworn, the little ones spend the day in sighting and dismay!
Nero:....
Nero: What the-
V:*cries tears of joy*
seen from Russia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from Brazil
seen from Yemen
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Canada
seen from Sweden
seen from Germany
seen from China
Lil Eva: But I don't wanna go to school!
Nero: Why is that, darling?
Lil Eva: Under a cruel eye outworn, the little ones spend the day in sighting and dismay!
Nero:....
Nero: What the-
V:*cries tears of joy*
V, on the phone: Just snap his kneecaps then he'll talk. I'm at a parent-teacher conference
V: Anyways, you said Eva is enjoying art class? That's great.
Nico: What's up?
V, while Eva is chasing Joy around the house with a sword in the background: My blood pressure.
V, to his twin daughters: For years, I've done the best I could to raise you. Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting?! PROBABLY! Where was I going? I had a point
V: Nothing better than spending an entire morning staring into my daughter's eyes, whispering "I can't do this"
D&V babysitting the girls
Eva and Joy:...
Dante:...You want a beer?
Vergil: They're five!
Dante: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THEM!?
V, holding Baby Eva: How long do you plan on staying this small?
*The twins getting back from training*
V: How was training?
Lil Eva: I kicked Dante in the face
Nero: That's my girl