#obuwrite

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Dear Pokemon Company,

How you gonna make a whole town repeatedly described as being chock-full of shops, make me run through the whole thing, and let me interact with zero of said shops?

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Hancock’s intro and Julian’s intro have the same energy:

“Oooh I’m a big scary badass better don’t mess with me”

but before long they are revealed to be:

Soft Bois with Hearts in they eyes

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This bitch really tried to catch the Final Boss in a regular Pokeball

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“What Choices book are you most looking forward to?”

“Actually?  Bachelorette Party.”

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Accidentally got my mom into Choices, having spent months rambling about the various stories, until this evening when she said, “This is a game you get from the app store, or...?”

I also just got into Lovestruck and told her about it so she may or may not download that too lmao

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Imagine if Cooking was an actual skill in Skyrim

Lethal Chef Levels 1-3: Able to poison food, from mildly sickening to deadly, eventually without a trace

Family Recipe: Able to create meals that grant skill boosts to family members

Food Cart: Able to sell cooked food to NPCs

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Insignificant Things I Love about Pokemon Sun/Moon

Prof. Kukui asks “What photo should I use for your passport?” instead of “Are you a boy or a girl?”

The walk/run cycle changes depending on whether the character is on a flat plane, going up or downhill, through grass, etc.

Mom is beautiful and we take after her(?) and she has such personality.

“But it’s hardly been used since Meowth just sleeps in Mom’s bed instead.”

The tidbits of history that every character you meet has

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Why does Orchideous conjure roses?