hiii, anon!!!! 😋💗 This isn’t a story, but I do fantasize about their sex game a lot. And as much as I want to experience being a gnr groupie, I don’t have much to offer you.
However, if you do want to read stories about them here’s the link!
Bonus: My theory on how big they are ↘️↘️
1. Izzy (7 inch) Stradlin
A little birdie told me Izzy has a solid 7 incher, which is the biggest compared to the rest of them!
Judging by the photos, the 7 inches must be thick and pink with foreskin accompanied by a pale pair of balls (average sized) jumping out of his jeans.
Groupies say he’s rough in bed!!
But in the earlier days of guns n’ roses, he was gentle and often took the lead.
2. Slash (6 inch or less)
I won’t be crude and base it on this photo alone, because it’s most likely a censorship of his pubic hair. I don’t think his dick would be that high up 🙁?
Groupies described him as shy in his prime.
Sure he likes being tied up or whatever but if you can’t return it why would you receive? In other words, why would a groupie please him, if he could barely get it up for them?
and uhhh he denied being built like a heineken bottle, so it must be an average looking 6 inches.
Though it’s hard to determine if he’s even 6 inches; because his fangirls are degrading him so hard that it might dumb it down to a 5.1 fully erect—> 5.5
Now that slash’s older and bulkier, his dick may look smaller on him unless he took pills to prevent that.
In his prime, the most you’d get out of him was a titty fuck.
3. W. Axl (2,3, or 4 inch) Rose
Groupies describe this guy as ‘the most beautiful cock’! They also said that his balls are huge.
I’m playing it safe and assuming he’s got a 3 incher, but his tongue makes up for it.
And 3 inches is average, that’s most likely his balls buldging out of his shorts.
So his best traits are thighs, ass, mouth, and nose. 🤤
Ugh guys I love tf out of duff and stevie, but I can’t find any picture-proof!
Hey guys. Guys. Saw a comment earlier on something.
Hating racism isn't Virtue Signalling. Hating Racism is a normal fucking thing. I am flabbergasted that I have seen people from the TADC community say people "deserve it" and that it's "virtue signalling" to hate racism.
Also NEWS FLASH. Micheal, Ashley, and ALLEGEDLY Goose were apparently dropping slurs in the Jax Toy live stream whilst interacting with JakeNeutron.
THIS IS BY NO MEANS A HATE BLOG. However, I will not stand for racism nor bigotry and will call it out when I see it.
I'll also take this time to say, support small indie creators, writers, studios and shows. Seriously.
Apologies if this wasn't what you expected to see posted. I genuinely despise racism and bigotry of any kind. Don't expect more posts like this, unless I have a reason to.
In case I don't see you, reader, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
if i had a nickel for every hobby that i got into sort of vicariously but then learned what my options were and then got really into the subculture and had a certain chunk of hobbyist youtubers that i dont like and theres one brand of thing that everyone hypes up but then people tell you that you dont really have to worry about it because its overhyped you can try these more budget friendly brands instead but really theyre still kinda unobtainable because they still cost a decent amount of money and the sunk cost fallacy makes it hard to commit to a purchase so instead you collect a sort of gear from manufactures that nobody really talks about but you have good experiences with but it still leaves you very isolated from the community and then you start to develop weird (or at least uncommon) opinions of how to do the hobby that some people do actually do but their stuff is considered high art and its really hard to convince the everyday people that support you to take interest in the art but the people in your life still like you and somewhat appreciate the uncommon way to practice hobby and you just can never find a group of people who really get you and you can be super close friends with like in all those stories you hear of great hobby-praticers who have little intermingling circles have but youre just stuck there with your weird shit in which it feels like noone is really a true friend-
id have 2 nickels which isnt a lot, but its weird that it happened twice.
I wanted to share this interesting Venn diagram showing the difference between ADHD and ODD. There isn’t much overlap but there are some similarities. The article from Neurodivergent Insights will be below.
u can be a cringe loser and get bullied and still have done drugs or had sex in highschool. lot of posts lately are like ‘sorry i wasnt doing drugs or having sex like yall and was just being BULLIED’. no you were the one bullying the kids doing drugs who were also just trying to get by, you still are. do you not understand the pain and horrors the kids who ‘did drugs and had sex in hs’ also had to endure?