My Olden Era experience thus far
>do a bit of tutorial
>”double click to enter the town”
>don’t patronise me man I’ve played Jebus
>leave tutorial and begin standard game
>let’s find something that isn’t generic fantasy humans. How should we choose
>of course. We do this the old way. The real way. The time-honoured Heroes of Might and Magic way.
>we find the girl whose portrait would have made us feel real weird at a formative age back in the Restoration of Erathia on CD-ROM era
>elf ninja clowngirl waifu acquired
>begin obliterating the map with throwing knife deathstacks
Watch this space…











