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It's not enough to beg for employment, you need to get out the incense and burn it while uttering prayers to our capitalist overlords

#job hunting #jobsearch #employment #money

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The button dragons I made for my folks for Xmas by BaldEmbroidery on reddit.

They should make a headache fairy who takes your headaches away for a pound

#headache #pain #heatwave #summer #it's reached my eyes #it's eye-ache now #tooth fairy

I love to melt I love to melt I love to melt

#heatwave #sun #british #I'm not used to this #weather #burning #help me

I hate that learning an instrument means that you actually have to learn it. "It's not about the end goal it's about the journey" I WISH IT WASN'T

#piano #musical instruments #music #classical music #got to keep chugging along #gormlessly staring at my sheet music then the keys #sheet music

They should invent a plant that waters itself, I already have to get myself water, that's enough effort. I feel like a widowed victorian factory worker with 9 mouths to feed. The mortality rate of my plants is about the same as persons from that era anyway, except I can't send my plants up a chimney for financial gain

#history #plants #potted plants #I'm only joking I love my photosynthesising children #photosynthesis #plant care