Thirteen: Great!!! I'm sick of the guys monopolizing you!
They find themselves in an underground cave with a large lake and all kinds of fantastic minerals and rocks
Mc: Wow.
Thirteen: *smiling smugly* Impressive, isn't it?
Mc: Thirteen, this place is enough to take your breath away *looking at her excitedly*, literally.
Thirteen: Aaaaww, I’m so used to it that I’d forgotten just how surreal this place is.
Mc: Is this some kind of underworld?
Thirteen: Yes, the candles that represent the lives of all creatures are created from that lake. Once a new soul manifests, our job is to collect that candle and bring it to our cave, where the flame will be lit. To watch over it until it’s time to collect that soul.
Mc: So is this a primordial, sacred place or something like that for the Reapers?
Thirteen: Yeah, it’s a place that few creatures other than Reapers have seen.
Mc: But why did you bring me here if it’s something so important?
Thirteen: Well, *counting on her fingers* you’ve been to hell, to paradise...I figured this was the only one left, and I wanted to show it to you.
Mc: …
Thirteen: Besides, you react well to places that would trigger existential crises in humans, so I didn’t think there’d be a problem.
Mc: That makes sense. Thanks for trusting me, Thirteen.
Has anyone else wondered how the brothers+ plus side characters would feel going swimming with mc? Or to a hot spring?
But now add that mc is female...males and females have different dressing rooms....the only female along with mc is thirteen...
Thirteen gets to see Mc naked.
Do you understand what kind of WAR that would start? Thirteen more smug than anyone else knowing what's about to go down, also ik she's gonna be enjoying the view if yk what i mean
You know I didn't think I'd be posting one of these every day but here I am. What can I say sometimes a beautiful woman gets ahold of my brain. Hi Yuki thanks for the prompts
Of all the things that could show up on Thirteen’s doorstep, you're always the most welcome surprise. You have this odd little habit of popping into her home whenever you feel like it, and sometimes she wonders if you know how rare it is that you can do that without being blown to pieces by a landmine or tracked to your home by one of her devilflies. She would never tell you about what normally happens to visitors, but she doubts it would make much of a difference anyway. You’d probably give her that cheeky grin, the one that says, “Yeah, but I’m special, right?” and change the topic.Â
Sometimes she feels like you’re a star in her deep, dark cave, shining a new light on everything around her. Most times, though, she feels like you’re the gunk in her cogs. You trip her up, made her brain stutter and stop when she should be able to think clearly. She thought you were doing it on purpose at first, until she happened to see you talking to Mephistopheles (that stuck-up prick) and watched him stammer out a response, half-confused and half-offended.
You do all kinds of weird stuff, like invite her on a shopping trip, or share a snack with her at lunch. Or, she thinks, appear in her cave with a bouquet of human-world flowers. She blinks at you silently, acid-green eyes bouncing between your face and the flowers. “What is that?” she snaps.
The vitriol in her voice would’ve been enough to send a lesser creature scrambling for the exit, but you just stand there, a faint smile on your face, grinding her gears. “Flowers for you,” you reply, and hold them out, pointing the stems towards her.
She grimaces. “Sorry to disappoint- I thought you’d know better by now.” She injects some lightness into her voice, to balance out the way her heart feels like it’s going to sink into her shoes. “I can’t touch living things, remember?” She wiggles her pale fingers, long nails slicing through the air.Â
You roll your eyes. “Just take them.” You take a step forward- whoa- coming into her personal space like that- and thrust them into her hands. She grabs them, trying to keep them from falling on the damp cave floor, and winces when her fingers touch them. She expects them to shrivel, the decay from her touch seeping into the stems, curling the petals and turning them to dust.
Instead, the bundle sits innocently in her hand, unchanged. She stares at them warily, like a snake that might sink its fangs into her on a whim. You snort, and she glares at you. “What did you do?”
“They’re fake,” you reply. “Some fabric, some wire, a little bit of magic to keep the colors from fading.”
“You… made these?”
You shrug. “Mostly. Levi helped.”
She was wrong. You haven’t gummed up her circuit boards. You’ve disarmed her trap. No- scratch that- all of her traps. Every little defense, every failsafe, it’s laying in the dirt, useless. She starts to speak, and cringes at the weak little waver her voice took on in the few seconds of silence. “You really got the Avatar of Envy- the Admiral of Hell’s Navy- to help you make some fake flowers.” It’s not a question, but you answer anyway.
“Yeah. It was my idea, but he helped me figure out the fabrics to make them look more like real petals. Oh! Try smelling them,” you grin, bouncing on the balls of your feet.
She raises the flowers to her face and inhales, her nose tingling pleasantly with all kinds of new smells. She says nothing, just looks at you, waiting for an explanation.
“That was all me,” you say proudly. “All the Devildom perfumes have a little magic to take away that chemical smell you get in the human world ones, so I figured out a way to do the same thing with a different scent.”
“So I’m smelling…” her mouth is dry. And why does her heart feel like it’s in her throat now? “Human world flowers.”
You nod. “Exactly!” The cave lapses into silence for a moment, and Thirteen holds the flowers to her face and tries to ignore all the weird feelings that she got in the last thirty seconds. “I should get going,” you cut in, turning to leave. “I’m glad you like them.”
“I never said I liked them,” she frowns.
You laugh, your voice echoing through back to her ears. “You didn’t need to.”
“I just so happen to be fond of ___, okay? Sure, we’re talking about a human…but a very impressive one. One who can handle even Lucifer and his brothers like a pro. Also, I’m fascinated by anyone who can stand being the apprentice of that eccentric weirdo Solomon. And Diavolo and Simeon both respect ___, and what’s more— What? What’s that look for?”
“I’m just shocked that you’re suddenly so talkative. You really like that human that much?”
“Of course I do. I’m a stan.”
“A stan…?”
“Yeah, a stan. Haven’t you heard of stanning?”
“…I’m not even sure we’re speaking the same language anymore.”
— Thirteen and Mephistopheles (Nightbringer Chapter 19-14)
So I am not familiar with the side characters because I never got that far in NB and I haven't finished OG, however I do generally know what they are like from memory cards and context clues so I might as well.
How to know when the guy I like wants another man
Spy drones
what to do when I lose my friend to a fallen angel?
Do horses get medals for their races in the olympics?
Horse hairstyle inspiration
What to do when the Demon Prince gets attached to a human?
Do humans get high on WD-40?
ways to get rid of an evil sorcerer
Carthatt miniskirt
Human safe traps
Best gifts for someone who likes horses
Why is the human asking me to get them pregnant
2 gallons of pink glitter
Most efficient way to remove a spear stuck in the ground
Sewing abbreviation chart
How many sweets can Chihuahuas have?
Is it not appropriate to use spears to solve my problems?
How long can someone fast before collapsing?
How many spears can I legally have in the Devildom
Thirteen: Hellooo! So I heard it was your birthday today. ...Guess I should say congratulations or something.
Thirteen: Speaking of which, you should’ve said something sooner. Then I would’ve had time to at least get you a gift.
A gift from you?
Thirteen: What—you’re shocked? Even I have enough decency to get you something for your birthday! You’ve done me a few favours here and there after all.
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2. Don’t worry about it.
Thirteen: Who said I was worrying about it? At least let me take you out for some cake tomorrow.
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Thirteen: I’m sure the others made sure you had your fill of celebrations for your birthday by this point. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what they do to celebrate. Honestly, they’re all so predictable. Personally, I prefer to spend my birthdays alone.
Don’t you get lonely?
Thirteen: It’s how I’ve always done it. Why would I feel any different now? It’s easier celebrating alone anyway. I don’t have to share my cake with anyone.
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2. Then I’ll celebrate your birthday with you.
Thirteen: Why would you do a thing like that? Don’t bother. I prefer to spend my birthdays alone anyway. Isn’t it obvious? You really need to learn how to take a hint.
Thirteen: You know, ever since I came to RAD, I can hardly get a moment alone now. I’m sick of it. For a bunch of demons, they sure do enjoy getting buddy-buddy with each other.Â
Thirteen: I’m sure you’re the one to blame for that. You tend to have that effect on everyone, regardless of their species. Something’s definitely off with you. Not that any of this is relevant to me.
Thirteen: But I guess I don’t mind taking you out to play every once in a while. As long as it doesn’t become a habit! You make a good plaything anyway. So I thought that I had better wish you a happy birthday.
Thirteen:Â My business is done here. Good night.
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Player’s Second Birthday – Your Fault
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Thirteen: Hello? Happy birthday. I never thought I’d find myself calling you this early in the morning in a thousand years...Â
Thirteen: ...but I thought now would be the best time to do it. Your birthday party is tonight so you’ll be busy, right? I don’t really feel like going to the party. So I figured it’d be best to congratulate you now. Which means you had better start getting ready.
Huh...? I’m still sleepy.
Thirteen:Â What are you saying?! Hurry and wake up already!Â
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2. Did we have plans today?
Thirteen: No, we didn’t. But I want you to make some time for me today.
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Thirteen: I’m going to let you choose your birthday present. Then, we can eat some cake. It’ll be my treat, of course.Â
Awesome!
Thirteen: It’s your birthday. It’s the least I can do. We began hanging out a lot more over the past year.Â
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2. YOU’RE treating me?!
Thirteen: That’s a very rude way to thank someone for doing something special for you... Since it’s your birthday today, I’ll let it slide this time.
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Thirteen: You know...for someone who’s good at setting traps, I’m terrible with surprises. Which means I don’t know the proper way to celebrate these kinds of things either.
Thirteen: I never had to worry about celebrating others when I was on my own. But you refuse to leave me alone now.Â
Thirteen: This is all your fault, you know! Normally, I’d never have to think this much about you. You’re a real burden for distracting a reaper like myself. But I suppose that’s what makes you a little interesting. Since that’s the way it is, I suppose I’ll continue being nice to you from now on.
Thirteen: Anyway, it’s time for you to hurry up and get ready. I’ll be coming to pick you up. Make sure you aren’t seen either. It’ll be a pain if the others see you leave. See you later.
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Player’s Third Birthday – The Change Within Me
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Thirteen: I wanted to wish you a happy birthday, even though the day is almost over. But I wanted to tell you again anyway.Â
Thirteen: Thank you...for inviting me to the party today. Your birthday party was more chaotic than I ever could’ve imagined.
Wasn’t it fun though?
Thirteen:Â I guess you could say that.Â
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2. Sorry about that.
Thirteen: Why are you apologizing? I’m not blaming you. Besides, some of it was pretty enjoyable.Â
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Thirteen: You’re even stranger than I thought. Wherever you are, there is always laughter. Even the most stone-faced demons look like they are enjoying themselves. I always considered myself as an outsider, so imagine my surprise when I wanted to join in today.
Thirteen: Let me make one thing clear. I still don’t give a damn about any of those guys. The only reason I wanted to join in was because you were there.Â
Thirteen: Lately, I’ve been feeling strange. Wherever I go, no matter what I’m doing, I end up seeing your face in my mind. Then I think about how much more fun it would be if you were there with me. This isn’t like me at all...
Thirteen: But this can only mean that you’re to blame for your presence taking up more space in my mind! You need to take responsibility for what you’ve done to me!Â
Thirteen: Which means the obvious course of action for you is to start thinking more about me. In addition, next year we’re going to celebrate your birthday together, just the two of us. Not only at the birthday party either. I mean we’re spending the entire day together.
Thirteen: I promise to deliver you a birthday next year that surpasses this one by a mile. I’ll be spending this entire year coming up with the perfect plan so that the two of us can be together next year! I’ll even allow you to use Mr. Bucket and Gluey if it’ll mean the success of our plan.
Thirteen: Our first meeting to discuss our strategy is tomorrow. I’ll see you then.
