mc: *hesitates placing their card, with a smug expression on their face*
mc: *places a red reverse card*
mammon: I DON'T HAVE A RED!!
mammon: *is back pulling cards, after pulling the third one he just lets out a scream*
*other brothers are just losing their shit at MC's cruel shenanigans*
no one is immune to mc's bullying (lovingly) i just think they all deserve to be bullied just a bit (again, lovingly!!) especially mammon.. :3 ☆post-divider by cafekitsune☆
*on a voice call with leviathan, where he’s streaming a game to you*
levi: mc, this one goes out to you!
levi: *completely misses*
levi: ahah… that was just a warm up! this is the one!!
levi: *is sabotaged by a fellow teammate* that’s. fine. i will just try again! this one is the one!
mc: (ㆀ˘･v･˘)
levi: *gets killed in game*
mc: …
levi: *insert perfectly cut scream here*
cringe fail (lovingly) leviathan lives rent free in my head, and i am not even the biggest levi fan… something about him being embarrassing makes me feel some type of way. ☆post-divider by cafekitsune☆
would you still love me if i was a worm? (demon brothers)
it’s been a long minute since I’ve posted but i have had a little bit of an writer’s block/stuck with thinking about only my oc’s but hi i’m alive!! first post of 2023 being this is well… something but i hope you enjoy!! thank you for my silly and stupid brainworms (haha do you get it)
MC: hey… would you still love me if I was a worm??
LUCIFER: overall just confused, confused why you would ask this, confused why now at the middle of the night, lovingly annoyed about your antics, takes a couple of minutes to reply because he just is stunned, responds with a simple yes before lecturing you about getting enough rest
MAMMON: to no surprise to anyone he answers yes immediately, he’d love you no matter what, this demon is absolutely infatuated with you, you quite literally have him wrapped around your finger, he’d return the question asking if YOU would love him if he was a warm, you jokingly say no which causes him to burst into your room to make you change your answer
LEVIATHAN: being an antisocial otaku has it’s advantages towards this, he’d obviously seen this trend before, but still thought it was cute of you to ask, he’d say yes btw, and talk about how he’d make you the best terrarium ever, he’d also make a joke saying you two were in an anime with those obnoxious titles, ex: That One Time My Human Girlfriend got turned Into a Worm!
SATAN: also gets confused at your message, but then gets immediately anxious, he’d be afraid that you accidentally got one of his cursed books, would leave you on read so he’d rush into your room, is surprised to see you on the bed typing on your phone, you’d then explain to him the joke, before teasing him for thinking you were actually a worm, though it’s cute how worried he was
ASMODEUS: if you texted at a normal time he’d answer, if it was late at night only silence, he needs his beauty sleep!!, but he’d also say yes, would promise to make sure you were the most gorgeous worm in all of the devildom, even making a skincare routine that would be safe for a worm, so your self care dates could continue without an issue, he’d normally not like worms but it’s you so.. it’s different
BEELZEBUB: he’d just reply with “mm..spaghetti”, you immediately ask if he’d eat you, only to be met with other messages of similar types of pasta, you ask again, then to be asked if you would look like a gummy worm, you don’t know, he said he’d maybe not eat you if you were just a regular worm, and if you told him that you were a worm, the both of you completely forgot about the whole purpose of the message, you stunned with his answer, and beel drooling thinking of every type of pasta ever
BELPHEGOR: would answer either right away or after hours, is also the only one to say no, nothing against you but you are a worm, argues that he couldn’t love a worm and you couldn’t love him as a worm, goes in length to prove his point so you know that he still loves you very much, also adds that he’d make you a lovely home in the planetarium if you became a worm, so that at least he’d always be around your side
