mc: *hesitates placing their card, with a smug expression on their face*
mc: *places a red reverse card*
mammon: I DON'T HAVE A RED!!
mammon: *is back pulling cards, after pulling the third one he just lets out a scream*
*other brothers are just losing their shit at MC's cruel shenanigans*
no one is immune to mc's bullying (lovingly) i just think they all deserve to be bullied just a bit (again, lovingly!!) especially mammon.. :3 ☆post-divider by cafekitsune☆
Pairing: OM!Brothers with GN!MC, may be read as platonic or romantic
Genre: Slight angst ig
TW: NA
You walked into Purgatory Hall, which had been your home for the last few weeks, after making up with the brothers. Flopping onto the couch, you let out a deep breath. It was as if a weight was taken off your shoulders; a welcome change from what you felt before.
“MC, you’re home!”
You felt a weight on you, blonde tufts of hair revealing the person’s identity. You smiled, patting the head of the angel who become comfortable on you. “Hello Luke, where’s Simeon and Solomon?”
“We’re here,” came Simeon’s voice, and you registered the dipping of the couch near your head. Simeon ran his fingers through your hair, pulling a satisfied hum from you. Solomon took his seat at the chair opposite of the couch, looking at your form.
“How did it go?”
“It was fine. They surprised me, that’s for sure,” you answered, thinking back to how Belphegor had stood up for Lucifer. The sorcerer’s eyes softened at your clear happiness. “Well then, this calls for celebration. I’ll make my special Hellfire Mushroom Soup for dinner,” he said, getting up and walking towards the kitchen. A wave of dread passed over you and Luke, both scrambling from your comfortable positions to avoid having to sample another abomination the sorcerer would create. “Solomon wait!”
Simeon simply chuckled and shook his head, following you two to the kitchen.
Your relationship with the Purgatory Hall Crew and Diavolo and Barbatos had always been good. They had been your support at one of your lowest moments, and you felt safe with them. Maybe that was why you now felt awkward talking to the brothers and making plans with them again. For the first few weeks, you tried to make enough time for everyone. But there are only 24 hours in a day, and only so much time you could spend with people. Not to mention, shifting to Purgatory Hall meant less time you could spend with the brothers, and often you found yourself gently refusing offers to hang out.
“Hey MC, I found this new cat cafe that recently opened. Want to come with me to check it out?”
“Huh? Oh, sorry Satan, Luke wanted to show me a new recipe he learned from Barbatos today. Maybe some other time?”
“Oi, MC! This new casino just opened up, ya comin’ with me?”
“Oh, Mammon, I actually promised Solomon I’d go looking for Infernal Fungi with him tonight… How about tomorrow?”
“MC, there’s a new kind of perfume that came in Majolish recently, could you come with me to try it?”
“Sorry Asmo… I’m going to buy tea with Barbatos. How about you buy it, and I’ll try it after? Does that sound good?”
No matter how much you tried, it seemed to the brothers that you no longer had time for them.
Lucifer
Expected it, but boy was his pride crushed.
He knew you weren’t purposefully avoiding him and his brothers, but it still hurt when you turned down his offers.
Realized that this was how you must have felt, and his pride plummeted another ten feet.
Doesn’t really say anything about it, but everyone can see that he is noticeably kinder towards you.
Mammon
Angry at you at first. How dare a puny human not make time for the Great Mammon?!
That anger fizzles out just as quickly as it came, and then he becomes paranoid.
Do you not want to spend time with him? Did he already blow his second chance? Are you disgusted with him?
It can lead to two situations: 1, he becomes even more clingy of you and insists on accompanying you everywhere or 2. he just leaves you alone, thinking that you hate him
Treasures anything that you’ve ever given him more than he already does, and stops going to casinos as much as he used to before.
Leviathan
Oh boi
Drowns in an ocean of self-deprecation and self-hatred.
Of course MC doesn’t want to hang out with him, after all he’s just a yucky otaku who never leaves his room-
Deep down he wonders if this was how you felt when they all sidelined you
Tries to keep his envy in check whenever he sees you with Solomon and the others
Satan
He expected it as well, and isn’t too bothered by it-
That’s what he wants to show, but anyone who knows Satan can clearly see how longingly he looks at you when you walk back to Purgatory Hall with Solomon
He wishes he could have more of your time and attention, but he also realizes that this situation is a consequence of his and his brothers’ actions
Tries to spend as much time with you as he can
Asmodeus
Acts as though he is not that affected you’re not spending time with him, but it’s just an act
Deep down he wonders if you still find him beautiful both inside and out, like you used to before
Mopes around Solomon a lot, so the latter suggests having a sleepover at Purgatory Hall
Ends up sleeping over at Purgatory Hall at least every weekend.
Beelzebub
Doesn’t really notice it at first, mostly because you ask him to tag along to stuff if you’re busy with something and he says yes
Isn’t really bothered by it, he knows they broke your trust and it will take a long time for you to ever feel truly comfortable around them again
Offers to share his time with you with his brothers, he knows they must be missing you as well
Belphegor
Wants all your time for himself, but then feels guilty for wanting your time
Doesn’t know how to react to this situation, so he reverts to what he knows: acting like a brat to get his way
But once he finds that that makes things worse he’ll subtly try to cut back on his bratty attitude
Expect him to hover awkwardly around you when you’re doing stuff, trying his best to stay awake so that he doesn’t miss a single moment spent with you
OM Headcanons that have absolutely nothing to back them but I still believe
Simeon, after being demoted after the Celestial War, was treated as an errand boy by his once subordinates. As a result, he often found himself being tasked to look after the younger angels, not old enough to be without a guardian, but not so young that they were unaffected by the 'all-demons-are-evil' propaganda. During this, he met Luke. Maybe it was Luke's stubbornness being similar to Lucifer's, or maybe just an inkling that this little one would grow up to be someone great, but Simeon decided to try to become his primary guardian, and somehow he made it happen.
For my Percy Jackson fans, remember how Aphrodite doesn't have a fixed appearance, how she changes based on what a person considers most beautiful? What if that's how humans used to see Asmo in the Human Realm unless he wants them to see how he really looks? Like, everyone saw different things, based on their personal preferences.
Asmo used to sing the twins and Lilith to sleep back in the Celestial Realm. All of his brothers love his singing voice, so he's the one who's visited the most if any of them have bad dreams. That's why he never locks his door, unless he's partaking in some, um *special* activities.
I remembered that Satan tells MC that when Mammon favors a person, they find fortune and wealth and when he stops liking them, its all gone. I guess that explains why Levi and the rest have enough money to blow on whatever they want, but Mammon himself is in debt.
Pairing: OM!Brothers x GN!MC, Simeon x GN!MC, Diavolo x GN!MC, Barbatos x GN!MC
Genre: Hurt/Comfort ig?
TW: Small paragraph of what sleep anxiety is and entails directly below (please skip if you don't feel comfortable reading it, not really relevant to the headcannons), fear of dying in sleep, mentions of random pains. If there's anything I've missed, please do let me know!
Sleep anxiety, also known as somniphobia is a sleep disorder that describes discomfort sleeping alone or a general fear of falling asleep. Those who experience somniphobia explain it as extreme anxiety that makes it difficult to get to sleep even when they are tired. It is often associated with other disorders that cause negative sleep experiences, including sleep paralysis, frequent nightmares, night terrors, and parasomnias.
Lucifer
At first, Lucifer doesn’t realize something is wrong. He has brothers who are prone to staying up late, so usually, he’ll tell you to sleep as he does his rounds. It’s only after finding you up a couple of times at unholy hours of the night despite showing signs of needing the rest that he thinks something is wrong.
He calls you into his office one night, long after his brothers have gone to bed and carefully pries out the reason for your unhealthy sleep schedule.
After you tell him about your fears, he’ll offer for you to sleep with him in his room. If you accept, he’ll quickly take you to his room and get in bed with you, but he won’t sleep. Instead, he’ll be playing with your hair, trying to lull you into sleep, assuring you that he is right there.
He will do his research and ask you if you want to visit a therapist to help with your situation. In the meantime, he’ll do subtle changes to your schedule and eating habits that’ll help.
Lucifer starts paying closer attention to your mood as it is a clear indicator of whether you’ve been sleeping enough or not. Will try not to look as if he’s too worried about the random pains, but they do keep him up at night sometimes and so he takes you to a doctor to make sure nothing is wrong with you physically.
Lucifer is reminded of just how fragile and delicate humans can be. Of course, you’re no damsel in distress, but you aren’t as resilient as demons either. So expect him to fuss over you like a concerned parent the moment you seem to be in pain.
Mammon
Mammon, being your first demon (and your biggest simp) catches onto the fact that you don’t sleep pretty fast. He is observant when it comes to you; neither the bags under your eyes from lack of sleep nor the way you seem reluctant to go to your room at night slip past him.
His confrontation is quite straight-to-the-point. Just a simple “Hey human, did ya not get enough sleep last night?”, but the concern in his eyes and tone is as plain as day.
Once he finds out about your fears, he relates it to how bad Beel’s nightmares were after they had just fallen. Sure, they weren’t the same thing, but the essence of it was pretty much the same; in both cases, a loved one was afraid to sleep and thus harming themself.
Invites himself over to your room for sleepovers. Don’t pay attention to the way he blushes seeing you in your nightclothes or how he tenses slightly when he gets into bed with you. Give him some time and he’ll wrap his arms around you, pulling you close and humming a calming tune to help you fall asleep.
Panics a little when you tell him about the random pains and immediately takes you for a medical check-up, multiple medical check-ups in fact. You can never be too cautious, y'know?
Hates the fact that you worry about dying in your sleep. Hates it even more that he’s become slightly paranoid about it as well. Sometimes he’ll wake up in the middle of the night only to check whether you’re still breathing.
He’s lost you once, and he never wants to experience that again.
Leviathan
Leviathan didn’t really find it odd that you remained awake at odd hours of the night. The otaku was the same way, so he couldn’t really judge you when you answered his messages almost instantaneously even if it were 3 in the morning.
It took Asmo pointing out the exhausted look on your face for him to notice at first. After that, he becomes extra observant around and during his interactions with you.
One night, after a long gaming session in his room, Levi asks you why he always sees you online or awake at weird hours. He knows he does the same, but he actually gets some sleep since he doesn’t really have any obligations aside from RAD classes, which he attends online.
Once he finds out about your fears, he is sympathetic. Anxiety is a tough thing to deal with, but don’t worry, he’s here to help you. On nights you don’t wanna sleep, just come over to Levi’s room. You’re tucked in his bathtub bed carefully, lo-fi music playing in the background while he plays a game on his PC. The dim light from Henry’s aquarium, the clacking sounds of his keyboard and the music seem to ease your mind and help you to fall asleep quickly.
Levi gets worried when you tell him about the pains and even goes with you to your doctor’s appointments that he arranges with Lucifer’s help. After all, the Lord of Shadows couldn’t possibly leave his Henry to suffer alone, could he?
Satan
Satan is a smart demon. He is quick in catching onto the practically non-existent nature of your sleep schedule but doesn’t know whether it is his place to ask. So he waits for a few days, reasoning to himself that maybe it’s a one-time thing, maybe the stress from RAD is getting to you, maybe-
Yeah, he doesn’t last long.
He pulls you aside from his rambunctious brothers one day and gently asks you if you’re feeling okay. He assures you that he won’t make you talk if you don’t feel like it and reminds you that he’s always here to listen and help.
When you tell him about your fears, he is at a loss for a moment. If it was something else making you sad, Satan would’ve immediately offered to destroy it. But this was something your mind was doing to you. Satan immediately starts researching on it, advising changes to your schedule and diet to help you get over it.
Will talk you into meeting a therapist and getting medication if necessary or if the changes in your routine and diet don’t help much. He becomes very worried when you tell him about the random pains and sees if there’s a spell to help you with it, just in case it’s not something physical that can be controlled or healed.
Asmodeus
Asmo quite often gets on your case about not taking care of yourself but chalks it up to either one of his brothers or schoolwork keeping you up at first. It’s only after he does a little digging that he finds out that it’s not his brothers or RAD homework.
Asmo worries, and he shows that by inviting you to his room to relax and enjoy a stress-free spa day. As he pampers you, he coaxes you to talk to him and tell him why you haven’t been sleeping.
Once he comes to know of your fear, he’ll do everything in his power to help you get over it. He’ll suggest that you two have sleepovers in his room at least once a week. He chooses a calming scent like lavender on those days and treats you like royalty. The atmosphere in his room is calming and his soft voice makes you feel safe enough to fall asleep comfortably.
When you inform Asmo about the random pains, he immediately suggests a massage to try and help with it. Of course, there are other remedies as well, so if a nice massage by him doesn’t really help, he will do everything in his power to help you.
Probably ropes Solomon in to help you as well.
Beelzebub
While it is true that Beel often has a one-track mind when it comes to food, he is very devoted to his family. And since he considers you a part of his family, he is very attentive to you as well. That’s how he finds out about your almost non-existent sleep schedule.
When he comes to your room for the third time after a nightmare and finds you awake, he asks you if everything’s alright. The worry in his voice and the face he makes convinces you to tell him about your fears.
Beel knows how bad not sleeping can be for your body, but doesn’t really know what to do, so he settles for doing what you always do when he has a nightmare; he gets into bed with you and cuddles you, hoping it can help. He’s extremely relieved when it seems to work and you go to sleep.
Beel suggests exercising to help with making you sleep. If you’re exhausted by the time you need to go to bed, you won’t have the energy to think and get scared by the prospect of sleeping, right?
Being an athlete, I think Beel has had his fair share of pain and injuries. So when you tell him about the random pains that freak you out, he immediately goes to Lucifer.
Beel asks Belphie to look over you when you’re sleeping and also talks to Lucifer about seeking professional help for you. He just wants you to be happy and safe.
Belphegor
Wonders if it’s because of him that you fear dying in your sleep, considering, y'know, sleep being part of his domain and his past with you.
Belphie doesn’t show he’s concerned; even if you don’t sleep at night, he can always get you to nap with him. Imagine how betrayed he feels when he finds you don’t actually sleep when he naps with you. On one hand, he’s kind of happy that you don’t push him off or anything when he clings to you for hours on end, on the other hand, you need sleep dammit-
He tries to ease you into talking about it, but somewhere along the line he loses his patience, his tone bordering on begging, asking you to tell him why you won’t sleep. He knows what not sleeping can do to someone, and he shudders at ever seeing you that listless and dull.
After telling him about your fears, Belphie will immediately ask you to nap with him. He will also offer to look over you while you sleep, slipping into your dream to make sure you aren’t plagued by nightmares when you finally decide to sleep.
Suggests going to a professional when you mention the random pains you get. Belphie also becomes very clingy, not wanting to stay more than a feet away from you.
Simeon
Simeon is perceptive; not a lot goes by this angel unnoticed. So it’s safe to say that he finds out about your lack of sleep fairly quickly.
Simeon isn’t the confrontational type. He gives away little hints that he knows you’re not getting the rest you should, feeling that you’ll come to him when you’re comfortable letting him know what’s going on.
Once you approach him and let him know of your fears, he will gently soothe your worries. His presence in itself is very calming, and there is no judgement in his eyes when he listens to your fears, however irrational they may seem to you as you say them out loud. He assures you that you are safe and protected, surrounded by people who would do anything for you.
Simeon talks Lucifer into letting you stay over at Purgatory Hall more frequently to help with your fear of sleep. He does everything to make sure that you have a good time whenever you’re over, be it baking treats with Luke, experimenting with Solomon or just cuddling and being lovey-dovey with him.
When you tell him about the pains, he offers to use his angelic powers to ease them. It’s only a temporary measure, so Simeon advises you to get it checked out, coming along with you to the doctor if you want him to.
He buys things said to help a person fall asleep, like soothing scents and candles and gifts them to you whenever he sees you.
Diavolo
Diavolo is a very devoted partner. Although he does not get as much time with you as he likes, he asks Lucifer to keep him updated on your condition, what you do etc. That is how he comes to know of your lack of sleep.
The next time you visit the castle, Diavolo inquires about your well-being, asking if you’re okay and if there’s anything he can do to make your stay in the Devildom better. Gently, he pries the truth from you.
There is absolutely nothing this demon will stop at if it means you get your sleep. Diavolo immediately asks you to stay at the castle so he can take care of you himself. No matter how busy he’ll be, he makes time from his schedule just to help you with this.
He gets Barbatos and Lucifer to help him in his research, finding out ways to help. Any lifestyle or diet changes that can help are implemented immediately. If those do not help, Diavolo seeks out the best therapists and psychiatrists.
When you tell him about the random pains, he gets a little freaked out. He offers to help you with magic, but also advises you to get a thorough medical check-up, just to make sure nothing else is wrong with you. He treats you like a delicate little flower and spoils you during all of this.
He comes to all your doctor’s appointments, eager to make sure that you’re alright.
Barbatos
Barbatos is meticulous in all aspects. Not a single detail goes unnoticed, so it was only a matter of time before he would come to know about your fear of sleep.
He brings it up one day as you’re helping him in the kitchen to make something for his young lord’s lunch. He makes sure you know that he will not force you to answer him, but also tells you that he worries about you and would feel much more at ease if you told him why you wouldn’t sleep.
Similar to Diavolo, Barbatos asks Lucifer to keep an eye on you. He knows he won’t be able to focus on you as much as he’d like due to his duties and responsibilities, but he does try to be there as much as he can.
He researches ways to help you with it. On Lucifer’s suggestions, he takes the evenings off for a few days so that he can be with you. Barbatos implements certain changes to your diet and lifestyle that may help you.
He is also there to all of your doctor’s appointments, though you’re not quite sure how he does that. He is a bit concerned when you tell him about the random pains and takes you to get them checked out as well.
Sometimes it may feel like Barbatos is behaving like a overprotective and concerned parent to you, but it all comes from a place of love. If you ask him to back off a little, he will most certainly do so, though a little reluctantly. He just wants you to be safe and happy.
it’s been a minute since i’ve posted but since it’s winter season i decided to do a little thing to get in spirit! i hope you enjoy!! might do this with the undateables (i’m still not sure if that’s what the omswd community calls them but!! atlas!)
SATAN ; a cozy gathering with you two in the common room, both of you drawn to your current book, lost in the world displayed on the pages but still enjoying each other’s company, the house is quite besides the cracking of the fire and pages turning, when you get tired satan reads to you until you inevitably fall asleep on his shoulder, he doesn’t mind whatsoever
BEELZEBUB ; you two have a whole day planned, starting with a pancake breakfast, you two make silly decorative pancakes, then you have a very competitive snowball fight followed up with a bit of snow sledding, when the cold is no longer bearable you return back inside, snacking on various sweet pastries and lounging around
LEVIATHAN ; the silly otaku was never an outdoorsy type, and in this weather you did not blame him, whereas the others enjoyed their time outside you barricaded yourself in levi’s room, bingeing animes perfect for the season, play/watching each other finish through games, and sharing levi’s very very special and rare snacks he ordered
ASMODEUS ; the cold was famously known for dry skin to asmo, he despised it for the chance it’d effect any part of him, in order to keep his skin as beautiful as ever, he had to do a winter specific face routine, and he lovingly dragged you into it, he’d make it special though, handing you a cute but seasonal robe to put on while he gently puts on your face mask, using christmasy scented soaps/bathbombs/etc while you two bask in the warmth of the water
BELPHEGOR ; for belphie every day was perfect for a nap, but especially the winter, the warmth of his embrace was enough for the both of you to fall asleep, being hold up in his room just napping and being in each others arms, at night you would visit the planetarium and look at the stars, spotting the new constellations of the season with a warm cup of hot chocolate
MAMMON ; he would definitely use the excuse of the cold to be incredibly attached to you, especially when going outside, he’d also want to do the clique winter things with you, like making a snowman or snow angels, when you taught him about mistletoes he was intrigued but guarded by the fact that someone else could kiss you, you end up pushing him underneath one, teasing him about it before stealing a kiss
LUCIFER ; the morning was bitterly cold but worth it, you and Lucifer would wake up a bit earlier than the rest, he’d make you a warm cup of tea while you watch the sunrise, lucifer was usually busy any other time of day, so you appreciated the small mornings with him, even if you two didn’t do anything extravagant this was enough for you, to your surprise though one night he’d take you to a very fancy dinner for just the two of you
Prompt: How the OM! Brothers shop for groceries and stuff ft. me!
Pairing: NA
Genre: Headcanons, Crack
TW: NA
Lucifer
This old man has memorised the layout of all his favourite stores. He makes a neat little list in a notebook. He will not type his list in the notes app of his DDD. And his list will be in the order of how he walks through the aisles.
Like, if the first few aisles of the store have foodstuff, those will be at the very top of the list. I add stuff to my list as and when I remember them, so if I ever make a list for him he will most definitely forget to buy something and then blame it on my lacking list-making skills (my mom does this).
No matter how many things we need to buy this man will NEVER take a cart. He will take 3 baskets if required, and give two of them to me. Also will not buy anything that is not on his list. Is ice cream on his list? No? Then I guess we're not getting it...
Man speedwalks through the store. Like there's no time to see which brand of chips I want, I take my eyes off him for one second and he's already at the checkout counter-
Gives everyone who takes their time deciding what to buy, yknow, like a normal person, a glare so intense you'd think they offended his entire lineage or something.
Might yell at me like once for being slow or something during our shopping trip, then make it up to me by buying me ice cream on the way home (Lucifer is an Asian parent confirmed)
Overall, I'd give him 7/10 because he does get the job done, but I will not be the first to volunteer to go with him.
Mammon
List? What list? Haha I'm gonna have to be the responsible adult here-
He never makes a list, because 'he remembers it all in his head anyway'. I'd make a list, then proceed to drag him everywhere, making him hold the stuff.
Complains a bit (a lot) about having to follow me around, but will shut up if I glare at him
Remembers what his brothers need, but always forgets stuff that he needs and when we get home he gives me his best puppy dog eyes and goes "Actually..."
With the amount of trouble this dork can get in I'm pretty sure we're banned from at least one store-
Doesn't care what I put in the cart as long as he can do the same.
We end up forgetting a few items and then having to go back to the store before Lucifer finds out. Then we get ourselves some smoothies as a reward :3
People would hate us because we're the kind of idiots to stand in an aisle taking up all the space while arguing very loudly about cereal brands-
5/10, we're both too easily distracted and absolute menaces when it comes to shopping.
Leviathan
My boy gets all his stuff from Akuzon so I dunno how I'd get him to come grocery shopping with me. If no one else is free that day, he might come with me. Though he'd try to convince me to order from Akuzon before placing a foot out the door-
Whose idea was it to let two socially-inept introverts shop without their assigned extrovert/ambivert? If there are no self-checkout counters we would play rock, paper, scissors to determine who makes small talk with the cashier.
We'll end up buying a lot of junk food and soda. Again I feel like I'd have to make the list and Levi would help with carrying the stuff but I'm sure he'd also add stuff that he wants.
Doesn't care much about like, the necessities? Like, it's ok with him if I wanna get fresh veggies or milk but he won't be one to suggest it if I don't.
Levi gets lost at one point because I'm bad at keeping track of people who come grocery shopping with me and I'm gonna get called to the front desk to get him.
On the way home I take him to the bookstore, get him some new manga and me new books for having survived that ordeal.
9/10, he's like a very well-behaved, anxious kid who occasionally tugs on your clothes and asks you if he can get his favourite bag of chips.
Satan
He won't like this, but he probably is like a toned-down version of Lucifer, except he makes the list in the notes app of his DDD.
Pretty flexible with what we can buy, he'd let me get what I want, within a limit though. Knows how to tell what is fresh and what isn't so I let him select the fruits and veggies
He also speedwalks, but holds my hand so I don't get lost <3
Meanwhile I'm trying to keep up without falling and apologizing to all the people I bump into. Ain't my fault I got little legs-
Hates it when people bump into him and don't apologize so my main job is making sure he doesn't blow up and get us thrown out of the store-
Definitely teases me when I can't reach something before being a gentleman and getting it for me
We end up going to a cat cafe before going home
10/10, I would enjoy it. Very much date vibes.
Asmodeus
He would happily follow me on my grocery runs.
Very easily distracted, I'd need to hold onto him so I dont lose him.
Very good at reminding me what needs to be bought. Has his own list of things that are needed.
Spends a ton of time and takes utmost care in choosing the best of everything. He has a good eye when it comes to stuff like this.
Knows exactly what his brothers like or need and makes my life so much more easier.
Will let me buy everything and anything I want because he is amazing like that.
Flirts with the cashier during checkout and gets us a discount. I aspire to be like him one day-
On the way home we end up going to boutiques so he can do his own little shopping~
9/10, as fun as it is going with him, I don't like being dressed up like a doll after a tiring day of getting groceries. Also won't help me put them away when we get home
Beelzebub
Beel is a sweetheart. I can see him always volunteering to go grocery shopping with me.
Another one I need to be cautious about, he might wander off if he finds something particularly appetizing. Will need to have something on hand to satiate his hunger.
He'd be content with following me around while carrying stuff. Occasionally pipes in when he sees something he heard his brothers wanted.
We will buy a ton of snacks. Now to keep him from opening any of those before we check out...
Probably wouldn't let me get everything I want, but will still be willing to let me get junk food as long as I promise to share them with him.
On the way home we go and have a meal at a restaurant, and then once we're home he helps me put everything away.
10/10, an absolute sweetheart as long as he has something to munch on while we work.
Belphegor
This little shit (derogatory).
This sadistic little bastard enjoys abusing his baby of the family privilege. Annoys the fuck out of me while we're in the store because he knows I'll try my best not to lose my composure in a public place.
The kind of asshole to pick something up and put it somewhere it's not supposed to be. Ever found a bar of soap next to rows of cereals? It's his handiwork, and he's so smug about it I swear-
Gets lost on purpose, to the point where I contemplate leaving him in the store and going home on my own.
Has. To. Comment. On. Every. Single. Thing. I. Get. That is until I threaten to not get the detergent he likes, and suddenly he's a good boy helping me by holding everything
Could care less about what I buy as long as I buy enough for him, Beel and me to share, but like I said before, will comment on everything.
We come straight home and this man just leaves me in the kitchen alone?? He won't help me put away the groceries, he goes straight to his bed.
3/10, there is very little chance I won't try to strangle him on the way back home out of frustration.
How would he not know how to use chopsticks? He does have to represent Diavolo y'know.
Very prim and proper. Y'all remember how he was during the Dame event? Telling the others to raise their pinky finger higher and stuff? Yeah, he’s like that. The only difference is that he’ll look at you with thinly-veiled distaste and exasperation if you can’t use them properly.
Mammon
Do you think he’ll eat his favourite cup of ramen with a fork?? Like a heathen?? You’re mistaken, my dear.
He isn’t the best at using them and sometimes drops stuff, but he is decent enough.
Probably has like a collection of chopsticks made from different kinds of materials.
Leviathan
Learned it solely because of anime, and you can pry this headcannon from my cold, dead hands.
Pretty decent, might drop some things every once in a while, get horribly flustered about it which leads to more dropping stuff. It's a whole cycle.
Satan
Has associates from Asian countries and hence learned how to use them in the process.
I think he must have had a phase of being really into the culture of different civilizations, mostly centred around Greek and other older civilizations as well. I mean, who hasn’t had one of those am I right?
Asmodeus
Who needs chopsticks when he can just use his hands? After all, they are very helpful and versatile~
Jokes aside, yes, he knows how to use a pair of chopsticks properly. He cannot afford to make a fool out of himself and disappoint his adoring fans, you know?
Lucifer 2.0 in this regard, he’s very prim and proper.
Beelzebub
Why would he need chopsticks when he can use his hands and just.. eat?
Unlike Asmo, that wasn’t a joke. Beel doesn’t really care what utensils you give him as long as he can have his food.
When he does use them, he is pretty good. Sometimes he might take a bite of the chopstick if he’s too hungry.
Belphegor
I mean, his favourite food is sushi, so I think he’s pretty good when it comes to using chopsticks.
Oh but sometimes, just to get under Lucifer’s skin, he makes a show of attempting to stab whatever food he’s trying to eat with his chopstick.
He’s like a cat that pushes an object from the counter as you stare at him istg-
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MAMMON ; finds you completely focused on your phone screen, is very curious and maybe a bit jealous of the possibility that you’re talking to someone so intently, looks over your shoulder to just see your rhythm game, almost instantly teases you about it, you hand him your phone so he can try it, gets hooked in almost instantly. tries so very hard to beat your high score, gets demolished almost every time, you two take turns on your phone just playing together, mammon is not immune to gacha (another debt added to the list)
LEVIATHAN ; you brought up the game once while hanging out with him, he gets very excited, makes you add him the very moment after you mentioned it, you show each other the gacha you’ve pulled, it’s almost terrifying how much ssr cards he has of his favorite character, absolute rhythm game god btw, probably has full comboed all his fav idols’ songs, when there’s an event you better bet he’s getting top 100, he’d ask you to tier with him and you’d end up exhausted somehow
SATAN ; hears you furiously tapping your screen and is curious who you were talking to, peeks over your shoulder only to see rhythm notes fly down your screen, is mostly curious about your reaction to it, tried it once on easy mode, saw you try it on master and was impressed, he would read beside you while you play bc the tapping would be oddly satisfying to hear
LUCIFER ; sees you + mammon + leviathan at the dining table just tapping at your screens, lectures the three of you, if only you three had the same focus for your studies, you show him the game and he puts on his famous ‘this is immature it’s not my kinda thing’ facade, downloads it in secret and is actually obsessed with it, keeps is a secret of course, until you see him playing on his own, is very very embarrassed, you keep his secret and ask him to play with you
ASMODEUS ; another victim curious about what kept you so glued to your phone, you show him and at first he’s not sold, that was until you showed him some of the outfits and idols, that was it for him, admired their outfits and got inspired to make outfits similar to theirs, he’d ask you occasionally if there were any new cards with cute outfits for inspiration
BEELZEBUB ; minor spoilers for the anime, was an easier game than the matching emotion one mammon showed him that’s for sure, he wouldn’t be absolutely captivated but would play casually on your phone, mostly liked hearing you talk about it, if there was any cooking mechanic or anything food related he’d be more interested, if there was a special dish in it he would want to make it, you’d help with that
BELPHEGOR ; thinks it’s dumb and thinks your odd for liking it, yet he has it downloaded and is playing once you show him, his opinion begins to change within time, to a more ‘neutral’ stance, the game and idols are fine not like he cares about them or whatever (he does), gets very attached to one idol/idol band etc, would want to tier with you if the event was focused on his favorite
