The House of Lamentation is massive, with an impressive storied history. There are so many nooks and crannies that are fun to explore when you get excessively bored.
You find weapons. Maces, halberds, things you've only heard about in stories and games. Swords that are so polished you can see your reflection in them, and swords so forgotten by history that blood rust has eaten away at the steel. Beelzebub frowns when you mention them.
You find knick-knacks, like ancient currencies. A key ring with coins shaped like knives that Mammon is all too happy to talk about.
A leather sachet with bronze cosmetic tools. Tweezers and brush handles, their brittle bristles falling out of place to settle in the bottom of the sachet, and even an ear cleaner. Showing it to Asmodeus makes him reminisce for hours, insisting every few minutes that, "True classics never go out of fashion."
One time you found a tangled set of headphones. They looked like they'd still work. You picked at the cord, wasting time trying to get it smooth again. Leviathan exclaimed he's been looking for those for 500 years. Belphegor borrowed them once and never gave them back. They make music sound tinny compared to modern stuff, and Leviathan later said you can keep them.
There are bottles of what looks like wine gone wrong, or maybe something medicinal left to rot. Perhaps an old school project long forgotten.
Heaps of books on every topic imaginable. You could spend your entire life reading and not even get through a fraction of them. One time you used them to make a fort and got Satan to join you inside, peeling apart pages that were glued together by time until your legs cramped up and the two of you struggled to crawl back out.
You find skulls all the time. Some demon, with horns still attached. Mostly human. You were observing one with an especially large crack on the top when Lucifer passed by.
"Ah, so that's where that went," he said before placing it in his coat and walking off without further explanation.
• He’s relaxing; lying back if the pool has seats in the shallow end, if not he’s on the edge with his legs dipped in, maybe doing work or reading because he’s a workaholic
• If his brothers are present he’s busy getting revenge on Mammon for squirting him with a water gun and keeping an eye on Satan who keeps splashing him
• He’ll probably do a few laps too for casual exercise and to show off his perfect form to you
• If it’s just the two of you he’s sipping drinks with you and maybe slowly “dancing” by gently spinning you around as he holds you from behind
Mammon
• He’s having fun playing Marco Polo, chicken, and aiming the water gun at his brothers
• He is absolutely flirtatiously splashing you until you start to play fight or actually “fight”
• If he’s with his brothers he’s picking them up and throwing them in, but he’s the second shortest so he’s also getting thrown in twice as much as revenge and Lucifer has his eye on him
• He teams up with you for everything or tries to when it comes to water games
• He likes throwing things to the bottom of the pool for Luke to fetch
• If he’s just with you he’s mostly teasing you the whole time
Leviathan
• He’s showing off his ability to manipulate water and simultaneously using it to bother Mammon and to protect himself from getting splashed by his brothers
• He likes sitting alone at the bottom of the pool and watching everyone from below, occasionally scaring them from below, especially Mammon
• He’s an expert at Marco Polo, he wins almost every time even against Lucifer. He gets threatening glares from Barbatos not to get the very loud Diavolo first
• If he’s just with you he’s mostly just wading in the water while talking to you like usual but he’ll also be sitting very close to you and hugging you while he swims around with you
Satan
• He’s in the shallow end reading unless his brothers are splashing because he doesn’t want to ruin the book so he mostly reads if he’s alone or it’s just him and you
• He always has a fresh drink nearby and a floatie to lean against or float on
• If his brothers are getting too wild he will smack the shit out of them with a pool noodle or squirt them relentlessly with the water gun
• He loves playing chicken and Marco Polo the most, he always tries to get Lucifer first so the games usually last longer as he can’t find him
• If it’s just the two of you he’s floating around lazily with you coming on to you hard
Asmodeus
• He’s taking selfies at first but once his hair gets wet and he gets a hot shot of that he’ll participate in any activities as long as his makeup is waterproof, if it’s not he’s screaming at them to not splash him
• If it’s just the two of you he’s coming on to you and teasingly splashing you until it gets too serious and he begs for mercy
• He likes floating on fancy floaties mostly especially the classic flamingos
• He’ll play games like Marco Polo, monkey in the middle, and more but not anywhere he has to dive underwater
Beelzebub
• He’s doing laps if he’s by himself because he doesn’t really see any other reason to get in a pool by himself
• If he’s just with you he’s eating ice cream and drinking lemonade with you while happily humming
• When everyone is together he’s protecting Belphegor from getting splashed or overturned in his sleep
• He’s everyone’s first pick for monkey in the middle and chicken fight due to his size and he’s the fastest in sharks and minnows and any diving games which he’ll help Luke with
Belphegor
• He’s asleep on the floatie most of the time, Beelzebub protects him from being splashed or flipped over, or jumped on, mostly by Mammon
• If he’s with you he can easily lull you into sleep on the floaties, but you should probably keep an eye on him to make sure he isn’t drowning
• If he’s in a playful mood then he’s busy splashing his brothers and trying to get Lucifer wet when Lucifer is outside of the pool
• He loves playing chicken fight on Beelzebub’s shoulders most and is usually out first in Marco Polo because he doesn’t move much unless Lucifer is searching
Solomon
• He mostly enjoys staying on the stairs or on the pool floatie or pool noodle, just relaxing and watching the chaos around him (if the brothers or others are there)
• If he’s with his purgatory hall friends then he’s the chaos, splashing them and teasing Luke with monkey in the middle
• With everyone he’s a menace, escaping capture in Marco Polo and sharks and minnows, accidentally hitting people in the face in monkey in the middle, and using magic to manipulate the water to protect himself or make Mammon slip into the pool
• When he’s just with you he’s showing you water spells, wading around with you, and making moves on you, taking advantage of significantly less clothing you’re wearing
Thirteen
• She’s spraying everyone with water guns or throwing various water toys at them
• If she’s alone with you she’s relaxing on a floatie drinking a martini or lemonade
• Lots of flirtatious splashing at you until you’re laughing and play-fighting in the pool
• She loves playing Marco Polo the most because she’s come prepared with traps and diversions to prevent people from finding her but somehow Solomon always does and she’s so pissed about it you have to comfort her
Simeon
• Simeon enjoys relaxing and watching everyone else have fun but he doesn’t mind joining in games especially if Luke or you request it but he’ll join readily if Lucifer is involved because of how rare it is
• He keeps a close eye on Luke to make sure he’s safe and having fun and will play catch with him or toss diving toys
• He’s very good at Marco Polo because he’s quiet and fast and is basically unstoppable if playing chicken fight on Raphael’s team
• If he’s on his own he’ll dive in a few times to cool off but mostly relax on the floaties
• If he’s just with you he’ll tease you with a few splashes but would like to just relax and sip some demonus
Raphael
• Raphael doesn’t really know what to do with himself the first few times as he’s not really someone who gets in pools
• He’s very serious about every game he’s invited to even if playing against Luke
• He enjoys slow-paced games too like just tossing a ball back and forth with Luke or throwing him toys but when Solomon gets involved he gets competitive as Solomon is enjoying causing chaos and provoking Raphael into playing more
• When just with you he enjoys casual conversation while staying in the water up to his shoulders and occasionally doing laps around you, he’s also likes to swim with you against him or toss the ball around
• If he gets involved in a water gun war everyone else is guaranteed to lose as he never misses
Luke
• He’s having fun with the diving toys, getting them from the bottom of the pool
• He really enjoys the fun-looking floaties but the pool noodles especially, he thinks it’s fun to blow water out of the noodle
• He’s the one encouraging everyone to play games and is the life of the pool party
• He takes breaks for lemonade, kicking his feet in the pool, and enjoying life
• He has fun even by himself as he gets to practice swimming and holding his breath in secret so he can show off to you and the others later
• He really hates monkey in the middle, especially because Mammon keeps teasing him
Michael
• He’s content with just watching everyone in case they find it awkward for him to play along but if invited he gets either very competitive with Lucifer or tries to team up with him to show Diavolo how “close they still are”
• He goes a little too hard with games and may need to be reigned in but he’s just used to taking any competitions very seriously
• He thinks it’s really cute how nervous Luke gets trying to show off his “water-skills” to him and enjoys playing with Luke the most, tossing him balls, teaming up with him for monkey in the middle, etc.
• If you can get him to relax then he prefers taking a nap on a floatie while sipping on some demonus
• If he’s just with you he’ll enjoy tossing the ball around while talking or battling it out with water guns until you’re laughing and playfully shoving each other
Mephistopheles
• He has a giant pool, as big as an average lake, and that’s just one of them so he’s used to the more luxurious ways to spend in a pool like seats in the water to rest in, lazy rivers, etc.
• Doesn’t really know what to do with himself in a “small” regular pool but finds himself relaxing on a floatie and enjoying pushing himself from the sides of the pool when he runs into them
• He mostly enjoys just drinking and wading in the water but if alone with you would love to float with you in his arms
• Is incapable of relaxing if the brothers are around and is spraying everyone with water guns or threatening them not to splash him
Barbatos
• He is mostly sitting on the steps ot in the shallow end enjoying a drink with his sunglasses on
• If others are around he’s probably catering to them as he has a hard time sitting still and will be handing out towels and fetching drinks
• If he’s alone with you he’d love to relax together on a floatie or just hold you in the nice water
• If he’s with Diavolo too he’s very focused on him and sacrificing himself for him in Marco Polo or helping him understand rules to pool games
Diavolo
• He is used to luxury-sized pools but will have a blast anywhere, with friends or just with you
• He loves tossing the balls around and playing monkey in the middle and Marco Polo. He has trouble with Marco Polo because he’s so big that he’s very easy to catch unless he pushes someone in front of him
• He has a lot of fun swimming underwater and scaring people from below by grabbing their feet or pulling other harmless pranks
• He loves sharks and minnows the most as it means he can reach out to everyone and have them reach out to him and his size helps when he plays shark
• If he’s just with you he’s floating around with you or tossing a ball or if you’d like he’ll pick you up and throw you in
a/n: so ik ‘jealous much’ won the poll but it’s still not done yet so have this instead!
context: a part of me still finds lessons 40-43 funny because the brothers have never really been to the human world that much, and they don’t really know how certain things work. Take the slow cooker and ice cream truck for example. So these are little headcanons I have for when all of y’all are together in the beginning of their stay in the human realm.
enjoy <3 , also these are in no specific order
you all are hopeless…
Solomon and MC would so fuck with the brothers while being in the human realm.
For example they’d take Lucifer to the shadiest mexican restaurant possible then after they finished eating they would tell the waiters it was Lucifer’s birthday and watch the Avatar of Pride sit there with a big ass sombrero on his head as they sang happy birthday to him.
MC later took a picture and sent it to Diavolo who then made it his lock screen.
Satan and Belphie tried to electrocute Lucifer by throwing a toaster in the bathroom while he was in the middle of a shower. This happened after the fact you told them not to put water on the toaster because it could electrocute someone. 
Beel ate an entire bottle of ibuprofen liquid gels because he thought they were hard gummies.
Beel also ate the food and cake shaped wax candle melts you had bought for Asmo as a gift
Beel lastly ate your whole brand new container of melatonin and it knocked him out for 15 hours straight. Needless to say Lucifer was very concerned for his wellbeing, and Belphie soon questioned if you had anymore.
Belphie and his brothers were never taught stranger danger, because who in their right mind would be a danger to them in the Devildom?
So after you had explained to him what an ice cream truck was he vowed to go to one with you.
However when a creepy old man in a white van offers him candy he believes it to be the same as the ice cream truck so he gets in the van.
When the brothers relay this information to you, you begin to lose your shit explaining how that was not in fact an ice cream truck he got into but instead a kidnapper van.
The brothers don’t know how to eat certain human world foods.
Such as a banana, watermelon, mango, pineapple, kiwi, avocado, cherry, dragon fruit, papaya, onion, etc.
So when you first buy one from the grocery store and leave it out before cutting it they automatically think it’s some weird shaped human food and bite into it eating the skin or seeds and all.
After they tell you about the weird but delicious taste of it you ask if they cut it or spit out the seeds before eating it, and when they reply with a puzzled look and a no your heart drops.
Thank god they’re demons. You then proceed to buy the same thing again this time cutting it up in front of them so they know what parts to eat of certain things.
Expanding on the cherry part, did y’all’s parents ever tell you not to swallow watermelon or cherry seeds because if you did a cherry tree or whole watermelon would then grow in your stomach??
I know mine and some of my friends parents would tell us that when I was younger to make sure we didn’t swallow any seeds.
If they didn’t then oh well, anyway…
Continuing with Solomon being an ass, he would so tell something like that to the brothers. If he happened to see Beel swallow a cherry whole he would then proceeded to tell Lucifer not to let him do that.
And when the oldest asks why Solomon would then go onto explain that if he swallows cherry pit then a cherry tree will then grow inside his stomach.
Of course this freaked out Lucifer so for the next hour he tried getting Beel to spit out all the cherries he ate.
You would have to organize their fridge and pantry in the new house because they don’t know which human world foods need to be refrigerated or not.
After you arrive at the house you spent a good three hours explaining to them not everything can go in the pantry because some of it will spoil after you open it.
Then you proceed to gag when you pulled out an expired chunky milk container from the pantry.
They find the concept of drive thru or fast food places astonishing. The fact that you can just order wait in a line for a few minutes in your car then get your food is crazy. They do however all panic though when you get to the front and they don’t know what to order off the menu.
Car washes are also something they found themselves favoring. You would turn up the music as you slowly pulled in and joked by telling the brothers you were going on a ride of sorts.
Which in turn shocked you when they did believed you as the car wash stared. Each of them were staring out the windows with starry eyes as different colors of soap were thrown on your car.
You laughed to yourself as they all admired the way the soap blended together, Asmo and Mammon found themselves taking pictures of the whole thing. While Belphie was telling Beel how this looked like a starry sky.
And Levi went on to tell Satan how this reminded him of an anime scene. Lucifer also found himself sitting quietly in the passenger seat enjoying it too. (Lucifer is a certified passenger princess, fight me on that)
Each brother questioned you on how this was possible and you replied with smile. After the car wash was over and you drove through the dryers they all asked if you could do that again, to which you replied smiling “maybe some other time”.
Lucifer watered the fake succulents and plants you put around the house for two weeks straight until you said something.
They love watching true crime documentary’s to the point you’d have to physically pull them away from the tv.
It happened one afternoon while a few of them were relaxing in the living room and you were looking for a channel to watch.
Deciding there was nothing interesting on you put on an old true crime documentary and began watching it. As the brothers heard the story of the crime from the tv they each became immersed in it.
Telling you things such as “how could humans do that to each other?” or “wow humans are more brutal than we thought” or even adding in their own comments on how they could have made the crime worse.
It became a guessing game between all of them to figure out who killed who during each episode you watched.
Much to everyone dismayed Satan was the one who won every time.
Meanwhile while they were all immersed in the tv you noticed Lucifer standing behind you, arms crossed also watching tv. You told him to sit down and watch with all of you but he denied, claiming he wasn’t really interested in stuff like this anyway.
Yet he never moved from that same spot each episode.
Each of the brothers have made something explode in the microwave.
Lucifer stained it red when he went to reheat pasta, but he put it in for to long and it exploded. Mammon overfilled his ramen thus causing it to leak then explode.
Satan and Levi also happened to be reheating takeout at the same time, but both of the containers were styrofoam and exploded. Levi got annoyed and Satan threw the microwave at Lucifer.
Asmo put some skincare product in there because he found something online about a certain hack, and it exploded causing the microwave to smell like burnt strawberries.
Beel put too much food in the microwave causing it to all melt together then explode.
Belphie put a coffee in there to reheat and it exploded, but he was too lazy to clean it up so he just left it. Lucifer was then next to use the microwave and got coffee all over him.
You made all seven of them watch the entire twilight series as a joke but ironically they all actually enjoyed it.
Satan even went out and bought the books, and finished all of them in about 2 hours
Bonus
Solomon distracted Diavolo for 3 hours straight by making him watch 5 minute craft videos.
Diavolo then proceeded to break things to try these said crafts which caused Barbatos to have a meltdown.
Barbatos destroyed an entire sidewalk because he saw two rats run across it into the sewer.
Imagine how angry Satan must be when MC disappears in the current timeline. I'm just imagining the pure rage on his face when he realises that all the calls haven't been picked up, your room empty to a point that the last book you were reading is left open on the bed. The hot drink you made left on the side cabinet, still steaming and your uniform is left behind your door ready for tomorrow. The thump in his steps, something that the brothers haven't heard in a long time as he marxhes through the house to Solomon. Then holding Solomon by the neck against as he slams him against the wall with a hard crash, the pictures and ornaments falling down with a crash.
"Where. Are. They?"
"Now, now Satan. Just ca-"
"Don't! Tell me to calm down. You better figure out where they want and bring them back. NOW!"
Content warnings: Mostly lots of fluff and family dynamics, minor cursing. Some suggestive content but nothing explicit.
A/N: I think they'd appreciate the novelty of MC driving them on a road trip in the human world. I think they'd find it attractive too.
LUCIFER
He offers to drive if you don't want to because his main priority is that you enjoy yourself.
If you insist on driving, he wants to sit in the passenger seat, and he'll play play rock-paper-scissors if that's what it takes.
If you need directions, he reads them off your phone for you instead of using the GPS.
He adjusts the trip so you drive along the scenic routes instead of the busy freeways—it's nicer for sight-seeing.
(And it's a convenient excuse to spend more time with you if you're the only ones in the car.)
He won't admit it, but he's concerned about the other terrible drivers out there so he'll choose whatever route avoids the busiest highways if he can.
He tells you that you can listen to whatever music you like, but he’s very happy if you choose to play something more suited to his tastes.
If you place your free hand across the gear shift, he'll lace his fingers with yours, even if his brothers in the back seat whine or tease him about it.
If you go on an evening drive together, there's a very good chance you'll end up making out after he drags you into his lap.
He likes to get you worked up, and then he smirks when you drive back faster than necessary.
MAMMON
He's willing to drive for you too, even though the others will complain about it.
They tell you that he's so reckless when he drives, but you've never seen anything like that in your experience.
(He drives slower and safer because you're in the car with him.)
He's also willing to play rock-paper-scissors for the front seat, and he’ll start offering bribes to whoever won if they’ll let him have their spot.
He turns the volume up if you want to listen to music in the car—he says it helps drown out the losers stuck in the back seat.
He usually puts on the playlist you made together so it's the perfect blend of both your favourite music.
If any of his brothers are in the car, he doesn't hesitate to offer you his hand across the gear shift.
If you're alone, he'll rest his hand on your thigh or he'll stretch his arm across the back of your seat.
He's too distracted chatting with you to offer to help with directions, so you'll need your GPS for that.
He won't complain about your driving at all—he might even encourage you to drive faster.
He will 100% will make out with you in the car, and if he's feeling particularly riled up, he might ask you to ride him in the front seat, or he'll fuck you against the hood.
LEVIATHAN
He doesn't mind sitting in the back seat—the glare from the windshield can be annoying if he wants to play his handheld.
If he's not watching a livestream on his phone, he might request to listen to playlist of his favourite anime opening/ending songs.
(You already have it on your phone, sometimes you listen to it when you miss him.)
He thinks it's hot cool that you know how to drive, but he won't admit it.
He might joke that it's a good thing you're a better driver in the human world than you are playing Devil Kart.
If you pretend to be offended, he gets flustered and stutters when he tries to apologize.
Depending on how well he slept the night before your trip, he might doze off beside you even though he tries to stay awake.
He spends half the trip glancing at you nervously and wiping his clammy hands on his pant leg before he clears his throat dramatically and holds his hand palm-up over the gear shift.
He stares out the window and pretends he doesn't care what you do, but you can tell he's smiling when you take his hand in yours.
He's too anxious to initiate anything in the car, but he will fall to pieces if you suggest he gets in the back seat.
He turns beet-red when you tell him it'll be more comfortable to blow him or ride him back there, and he fumbles with his seatbelt in his haste to switch seats.
SATAN
He would prefer to sit in the front seat with you, but he won't throw too much of a fit if he can't.
The exception being: if Lucifer ends up sitting next to you, Satan will sit behind him and kick the back of his seat throughout the entire trip.
He feigns innocence when you glance at him over your shoulder, but you hear his quiet grumble about how Lucifer started it (even when he didn't).
It's so much worse if Lucifer, Satan and Belphie are in the car together.
Lucifer insists that their antics are too disruptive for you and it usually devolves into him warning them to behave or else.
All you have to do is threaten to withhold cuddles/napping together/kissing and they (mostly) behave themselves after that.
Satan prefers to keep the radio volume low because he'd rather talk to you than listen to music.
He brought a book with him, but more often than not it ends up ignored on his lap while you chat for most of the drive instead.
He'll reach for your hand if it's free, or he'll rest his hand on your thigh if it's not.
He's the one climbing into the back seat and trying to drag you back there with him as soon as you've parked the car somewhere partially secluded.
ASMODEUS
He likes sitting in the front seat where the sun is bright and warm, and he likes being able to stretch out and relax.
He buys you new sunglasses, even if you have your own.
They match the new ones he bought himself, and he likes to compliment how good they look on you.
(He gets annoyed if Mammon any of his brothers try to wear them, he bought them for you.)
He'll sing along with whatever music is playing.
He gets a little flustered when you compliment his singing, so don't be surprised if he scrolls through your playlist and croons out a sappy love ballad to get you worked up in retaliation.
If you're not listening to music, he scrolls through his social media feeds and updates you on the latest gossip.
He's also taking lots of pictures and videos of human world scenery and neat things he sees along the way.
He takes a lot of pictures of you, too.
He likes to hold your hand while you drive.
If he feels particularly affectionate, he tells you quietly how much he appreciates spending quality time with you like this.
He's not as fond of car quickies—a heated make out session to tease you is as far as he normally pushes things.
After a long drive, he's more interested in drawing a warm bath for both of you so you can relax properly after being cramped in the car all day.
Besides, he'd rather take his time when he shows his appreciation for you between soft sheets on a comfortable bed.
BEELZEBUB
You basically give him the passenger seat by default because you know he'd be too cramped in the back seat.
He feels bad if the others whine about it, and he'll offer to switch seats if that means they'll stop bothering you.
Of course, that's very nice of him to offer, but no, they can deal with it.
He feels bad chatting with you too much because he thinks it's distracting, but he's more talkative if you reassure him it's fine.
He packed a lot of snacks for the trip, but most of them are in the backseat or the trunk.
If he keeps them in the front seat, they won't last very long.
If you see a farmer's stand along a country road, you pull over so he can look at whatever's for sale.
You figure buying fresh fruit or home-baked goods is better than buying junk at a gas station, and Beel appreciates the snack variety.
He doesn't buy a lot of souvenirs on these types of trips because he spends a lot of money on buying food to share with you instead.
Trips with Beel take a bit longer because of food-related detours, but the others enjoy them too even if they don't want to admit it.
They like knowing you're well-fed and rested if you're driving, and they can trust Beel take care of you in that way.
If he's feeling frisky, Beel's more likely to press you against the hood or side of the car if he wants to kiss you (or more).
He still prefers to you to bed properly once you've both had a shower and a snack together.
BELPHEGOR
He won't put up much of a fight for the front seat since the back is more comfortable for napping.
If it's just the two of you, he sits up front with a neck pillow (that you bought him), and you keep the music volume low if he's napping.
He's interested in the new places you explore together, and he likes picking up little souvenirs from your travels.
You offer to stop if he sees an interesting tourist attraction so he can take photos (usually of you, and Beel if he's there too).
He forgets to bring sunglasses with him which means he usually asks to borrow yours.
Sometimes he gives them back, sometimes he doesn't.
He'll hold your hand while you drive, or he'll trace little shapes into the top of your thigh to tease you.
He might rile you up on purpose so that you're a squirmy, needy mess.
If you drive somewhere secluded and pull over, he lays across the back seat and pulls you on top of him.
Kissing him is slow and lazy and indulgent, but if you ask him nicely, he'll make sure you're sated before you have to drive again.
mc: *hesitates placing their card, with a smug expression on their face*
mc: *places a red reverse card*
mammon: I DON'T HAVE A RED!!
mammon: *is back pulling cards, after pulling the third one he just lets out a scream*
*other brothers are just losing their shit at MC's cruel shenanigans*
no one is immune to mc's bullying (lovingly) i just think they all deserve to be bullied just a bit (again, lovingly!!) especially mammon.. :3 ☆post-divider by cafekitsune☆
Since people still like my old Obey me headcanon posts, I decided to completely empty it out. I didn't have the motivation to post more and also quit the game like since the beginning of Nightbringer.
If I add in the ones I posted before accidentally, then srry.
Lucifer ☕
Lucifer’s D.D.D Lock Screen is black but his homescreen is his brothers & Mc:)
• Lucifer has separation anxiety from us?
• Lucifer smells like hmm coffee, idk old cologne?
• Lucifer's head hurts sometimes.
• Lucifer cries at night.
• Lucifer's favorite movie genre is horror because he enjoys paranormal things ig.
• Every once in a while Lucifer will bond with his brothers doing what they like.
• Luci listens to Levi rant sometimes while he does work.
• Luci and Mc has matching necklaces.
• You can call Lucifer Luci when you're not in public together.
• Luci doesn't like PDA but when he is home alone he is very cuddly.
• To Lucifer Mc is the most important thing in his life along with his brothers.
• When Lucifer‘s excited or worried and he‘s alone in his room, he actually jumps around and does a lot a different facial expressions.
• Luci sometimes not all the time but sometimes just randomly pokes his brothers and walks away.
• Lucifer leans on the table with both arms and like his shoulders slightly up iykwim.
• When We Came Back To Devildom Again, You Know How Lucifer “Wasn’t Antsy” I Bet He Was Squealing Inside, “OMDTHEYREBACKOHMYIGETTOHUGTHEMANDLOVE”.
• Lucifer will hold your waist/pull you close when they see other attractive demons walk by to make it seem like "you're theirs".
• Luci has a photo album of him and his brothers & Mc in his desk so whenever he gets stressed out he looks through it and it helps him relax.
• Lucifer often asks his brothers or Mc to talk about their interests while he works.
• Lucifer's way to relax is to make origami he's particularly good at it.
• Lucifer always keeps a photo of his brothers and Mc with him.
• Lucifer uses the excuse of " punishing Mammon" to spend time with him.
• Luci feels a sense of security when Mc's is on his lap. In some way he believes that as long as he has a comfortable hand around your waist, nothing can take you from him.
• If you drink coffee or tea in the morning Luci would try to make it for you.
• Luci is right handed but can write well with left hand.
• If lucifer catches you looking at a certain sweets or items he would by it for you just to you happy.
• Luci adores it when you fall asleep near him or knowing he’s in the house/room. It shows you trust being that vulnerable around him to keep you safe.
• When you are near Luci when he is working he will glance at you when your not looking.
• Luci plays fetch with Cerberus and cuddles with them.
• I feel like Luci would enjoy going to the human world with you and visiting your favorite tourist attractions.
• I like to think that when he does his little patrol, if he finds your still up Luci will make sure you get to bed. Sometimes even tucking you in.
• If anyone has Lucifer's phone his background and lockscreen will have a picture of you.
• Lucifer have a folder of pictures of you.
• Luci asks you to help him with work as an excuse to spend time with you.
• Luci melts when you bring him coffee :)
• Even though Luci stays up late, he makes sure that everyone goes to bed at a reasonable hour.
• Since Luci has records, he’ll buy vinyls of your favorite bands (even if he’s not a huge fan of them) to listen to with you.
• If you sleep with Luci, he keeps you in his arms the WHOLE night.There is no leaving.
• I feel like if you give Luci small gifts like random doodles he'd put a spell on it so its never damaged and keeps it forever.
• Luci loves to mumble a song while you sleep near him while playing with your hair.
• When Lucifer's drunk and you're nearby, expect to be covered in kisses. It's canon that he gets lovey dovey when he's drunk.
• Since Luci's the avatar of pride i feel like if he sees you admire someone else's skills he'll immediately try to one up them.
• Lucifer definitely enjoys playing board games with you in his spare time, but he always allows you to win because he’d feel guilty if he didn’t.
• Luci loves giving forehead kisses, or if he sees you sitting down as he’s walking by he’ll kiss the top of your head.
• If you fell asleep on the couch, Luci’d carry you to your room and tuck you in (doesn’t matter if ur heavy or not, he’s a demon, he’s stronggg)
• Lucifer takes off his gloves whenever you want to hold hands because he feels it more intimate ☝️& makes him feel close to you.
• I feel like lucifer throughout random times of the day just randomly gets up and starts looking for you because he really misses you.
• Lucifer sometimes let's MC and Levi go to the human world to get new Manga, games, and merch.
• Cerberus became somewhat fond of MC after they made their pact with Lucifer.
• Luci drapes his cloak over you when he finds you sleeping.
• Luci would softly knock twice on every door he goes through.
• Luci shortly meditates everyday to relieve stress.