Just a fun LawXNami thing I wrote that at first was sexy...but then turned hilarious.
This is slightly sexy in the beginning, so I'll put the story below.
The first thing she noticed when she stirred awake was that she was not in her own bed on the Sunny. The second thing that she noticed was that someone had their arms wrapped around her and their hot breath on her neck and it wasn’t Robin…because Robin didn’t have facial hair.
Then the question surfaced in her mind, ‘How on earth did I get here?’
She thought back to last night…she’d been drinking…they had all been having a big party…and then she’d been talking to Tora-o…he’d been speaking with her and they walked farther and farther away from the party.
‘Oh God…is this who….?’ She looked down and her breath hitched as she noticed the familiar fingers tattooed with the words DEATH. She turned her body around and met the sleepy golden eyes of the Captain of the Heart Pirates as he moved her long orange hair out of her face. “Good morning Nami-ya.”
“Where are we?”
“I found us a room at an inn.”
“Y-You could have just taken me back to the Tang! Or even the Sunny!”
“If it’s the price you’re worried about I paid for it. Also it’s nice to have such a big bed, you always say mine is too small and we never do it in your room since you share it with Nico-ya.”
Though technically Robin knew about their relationship and would have given the horny couple their space Nami just felt guilty about the idea of having sex in the same bed where she and Robin would sleep.
Nami moaned quietly and sat up to survey the room, “….Well it’s not a honeymoon suite but it’s nice.”
“I’ll keep that in mind.” Law said as he nuzzled the top of her head while a hand slid down to her thigh to caress it.
“I could use some breakfast.” Nami said quietly as she leaned into Law’s chest, “Do they offer room service here?”
Law felt a smirk creep up on his face but before he could reply to the Cat Theif both of them stiffened as they heard a loud “NAAAAAMMMIIII!!!” from outside the door followed by the door being swung wide open due to the Captain of the Strawhat Pirates. Nami turned a morbid shade of white while Law pulled the sheet over her chest so that Luffy wouldn’t get an eyeful.
Luffy smiled, “There you are Nami!”
“L-Luffy?!” Nami asked in a horrified tone.
“Geez Nami, if you and Tora-o were going to have a sleepover you should’ve just told me!”
‘He has no idea.’ Both Law and Nami reasoned.
Then they heard footsteps “Did you find them?” a voice called out.
“Yeah they’re here!” Luffy said pointing into the room.
Now Law turned white, ‘Oh shit…’
“In here?” Penguin asked as he and Shachi stood in the doorway and then both men stared at their Captain with shocked faces before both came to their senses.
“Oh…oh no…” Penguin said turning bright red and lowered his hat further down his face.
“W-We’re really sorry Captain. We’ll leave…just don’t kill us.” Shachi said waving his hands before he and Penguin faced Luffy, “Hey Strawhat, why don’t we wait outside for a bit?”
“Huh? Why?”
“Just do it! We’ll buy you meat if you do!” Both men said pushing him out the door before shutting it.
Law and Nami just stared at the door in silence before Nami buried her face in the sheet, “Oh my God!”
The dark haired man groaned at the situation in irritation knowing that the mood between the two had been completely ruined.
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Law walked in silence in front of his men after he and Nami had parted ways at the inn, departing with their respected crew members. He could feel the tension behind him as Penguin and Shachi debated on how to best communicate with their captain.
Penguin cleared his throat, “Um…we won’t tell anyone what we saw, won’t we Shachi?”
Shachi nodded his head, “Of course! Not a word!”
Law turned around and looked at his men, his lips turned upward, “I know you won’t. Because Nami-ya says you both owe her 100,000 each by the end of the week for looking at her without permission. And if you don’t pay her on time you’ll be charged a late fee.”
