#onward fictive

[the-stuff-alters-say]

Barley: I have two people with sticks up their asses up front with me.

Ian: I don't??? Have a stick up my ass???

Iida: neither do I and frankly, I'm mildly ofended.

Barley: if I pull the stick from your ass we could play fetch with it.

Ian: *key smashes*

[the-stuff-alters-say]

"Can we not discuss weird (and possibly triggering) dreams right now? Like. As a treat to the serotonin I've been building steadily the whole time I've been out? Let's not scare him away, please. He's fragile."

-Barley

[the-stuff-alters-say]

Barley: your Bakugou [plush] is here

Editorial: keep the boi warm

Editorial: (that was weird I'm sorry)

Barley: lmao you're good.

Barley: I'll put him in Hawks' nest that we sit in all the time.

Editorial: thank

[the-stuff-alters-say]

"I have what some have called an 'aggressively happy' personality!"

-Barley