Mariana: John, do you want some trail mix?
John: You mean, do I want some M&M's with obstacles?
seen from China

seen from Slovakia
seen from China

seen from Ecuador

seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from Slovakia
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Australia
seen from China
seen from Japan

seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Brazil

seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
Mariana: John, do you want some trail mix?
John: You mean, do I want some M&M's with obstacles?
[WWDITS FINALE SPOILERS]
okay so i just finished the wwdits finale and i have to say-
i really did enjoy it. i think it was a fun ending that fit the vibes of the show. and it nestled in the knowledge that hey, they’re all still together, we just aren’t seeing it (cough cough great ending for fic writers to build off of)
did i want quite literally everything guillermo was freaking out about? yes, but i think like that’s the point of the vampires. they aren’t normal characters- they aren’t here to grow and change and be better by the end. they’re just who they are
and ik nandermo didn’t go canon (and that i Did feel like a fool during nadja’s hypnosis) but i stopped wanted them to be canon a while ago. them never being able to be together was part of their intrigue.
but i do wish we got confirmation of feelings. textual acknowledgement that there is yearning there, doomed as it may be.
my long-winded end to this is to say, in my opinion this wasn’t queerbait. we have queer characters, we had a push and pull of a relationship, but they didn’t not go canon just because they were gay. their characters just are fated to not be together.
broke: glass onion is actually named glass onion: a knives out mystery so everything related to both movies should be tagged knives out
woke: glass onion is a stand alone film with the only connection to knives out being blanc ergo the tag of glass onion being glass onion is fine and knives out tag should be for knives out
bespoke: the right way to tag both films and the future ones is clearly by using the name of the bridge: southern belle benoit blanc
every time i re-watch an old favorite show of mine, i turn into hermes from hadestown
So what I'm gathering is that if your name is John and you marry a woman named Mary and you have at least one kid together, your family is fucked
Characters I think should have a swishy coat:
Thomas Thorne - just think of what he could achieve
Lieutenant Leslie - vibe increases by 1000
Crowley - maybe not in modern clothing but definitely at some point
Literally any vampire from Discworld - they may already have one but just make it 10 times bigger and you’re good
Colonel Mackenzie - he may not deserve it but imagine how much more dramatic his entrances/exits would be
I want to be part of a fictional world so bad.