Jan 16, 2019
joseph is the closest to a drag queen we have in the jojo fanbase thank you for coming to my ted talk uwu
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joseph is the closest to a drag queen we have in the jojo fanbase thank you for coming to my ted talk uwu
Sebastian, to Antonio: you’re ability to eat ass like it’s your job but turn turn down quinoa because it’s ‘gross’ is confusing to me.
me: when was the last time I talked about how much I like this character?
person: you literally haven't shut up about them for the last two hours
me: NOT RECENTLY ENOUGH
Lets examine some Correlations on previous winners to see who SHOULD win S8
There a re a good number of coincidences that we can observe that can tell us who is the best pick for the crown this season
No 2 Winners have come from the same state.
No 2 Winners have come from the same drag Haus.
All winners got on the show after only auditioning once.
Each winner represented something different about drag, whether it be talents or fashion it was important to the time of the show and its direction.
BEBE: Minnesota- High Drag- Was on the first season- only auditioned once
TYRA: Florida- Pageant Drag- Was 21 on the show, the youngest allowed, She only auditioned once.
RAJA: California- Androgynous- Said it was her first audition in the casting episode.
SHARON- Pennsylvania- Goth Drag- Alaska made a big deal all though out S5 because Sharon got on with 1 audition and it took Alaska 5 seasons to get on.
JINKX- Washington- Theatre- In her MTQ video.said she was inspired to audition for her first time after Sharon won.
BIANCA- New York- Comedy- S6 Reunion She Said S6 was her first audition bc she thought the show only accepted a certain type of queen.
Violet- Georgia- High Fashion- 22 at the time the show was taped.. 21 during audition... She couldn’t have auditioned before.
Chad breaks half these rules since she auditioned 3 times and is also from California but since it was All Stars those are excusable but its worth noting She represents IMPERSONATION drag.
Now looking at out S8 Cast lets cross out certain types that are in these cadegories of: Close relations with previous winners, same location as previous winners, same drag type as previous winner.
Acid Betty: NY Queen
Bob TDQ : Relations with Bianca- NY Queen - Comedy
Chi Chi DeVayne : California Queen
Dax! : Drag Mother of VIolet- From Geogia
Derrick Barry: Impersonation Queen more than anything else
Cynthia Lee Fontaine:
Kim Chi:
Laila McQueen:
Naysha Lopez:
Naomi Smalls: California Queen
Robbie Turner: Loose Relations to Jinkx- Washington Queen
Thorgy Thor: NY Queen- Has auditioned 8 times
Out of the 4 Queens left it would be more likely that Kim Chi or Cynthia Lee Fontaine would win since there hasnt been an IL or Texas Queen to win yet nor has there been a Puerto Rican or Korean winner. Plus both are more unique than the rest in terms off television transition.
So who is gonna win?
Our Texas goddess Shangela after she pops out from under Ru’s Dress HALELLOOO
ALSO
wally west better become kid flash or ima fuckin lose it.