Favorite Lines from Lego Batman Movie
Grace Balin/Orca: I’M A WHALE!
Voldemort: You’re a fish! You’re a frog! You’re a fish-frog!
‘Puter: What’s the password?
Bruce Wayne/Batman: Iron Man sucks!
Alfred Pennyworth: I’m Mr. Sixties.
Batman: Black. All important movies start with a black screen. And music. Edgy, scary music that would make a parent or studio executive nervous. And logos. Really long and dramatic logos. Warner Brahs! Why not Warner Brothers? I dunno. DC. The house that Batman built. Yeah, what, Superman? Come at me, bro. I'm your Kryptonite. Hmm, not sure what RatPac does but that logo is macho. I dig it. Okay, get yourself ready for some... reading. If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. Hoooo. No, I said that. Batman is very wise. I also have huge pecs and a nine pack. Yeah, I've got an extra ab. Now lets start the movie.
Waylon Jones/Killer Croc: I did something!
Edward Nygma/Riddler: Riddle me this... what just happened?
Alfred Pennyworth: Ha! You just got Union-Jacked!