#ot3 shenanigans

[cod-dump]

nikpricegraves going to a restaurant and getting a military discount.... except when asked for military id they argue over whose id they should give

One puts their ID down when asked, then another slaps theirs on top, and then another- Now they're playing a dumb game of taking their IDs and slapping them on top of the others. Hands get slapped, someone gets pissy (so not Graves), and the waiter has to just grab one to end it.

[callilemon]

Happy @bookdragonwrites week: day 2!! 😌 📖🐲

Cute cuddles with the OT3! 💛💙💜

[leverage-ot3]

[texting]

hardison: wyd

parker: just chilling

parker: might scream from the other room to test eliots response time later idk

[pirate-tink]

Boo!

[desperado-raspado]

R.I.P

[cod-dump]

You said bombard me? So you are going to be getting a hellish amount from me because I love your contents and your opinions.

Starting off with something basic...

Who are your OTP or OT3

@waywardsou2

You come here, to the NikPriceGraves blog, and you ask "What's your OT3?" but no matter what, everytime, I will excitedly say NikPriceGraves because they're funnies, they're underrated. Price is surrounded by two chaos gremlins, Graves has two massive partners who can and will throw him (he's begging for it plEASE-), and Nik has TWO wonderful men he gets to spoil rotten. One of them enjoys this chaos (he will NEVER admit it), one of them requires constant physical contact or he will get insecure, and the others love language is gift giving and acts of service. They're fun, especially with them all being war criminals

[tailoredstars]

cassidy: sends me a long, beautiful monologue about life and individual growth 

me: okay that’s beautiful but it’s also MONDAY 

[insanity-jane]

Very Important 1AM conversation, part 2

(discussing red and croach’s future babies)

plautusp [1:08 AM] at least this time they're 99% sure neither baby is yours, sparks

tinycatfeet [1:08 AM] I mean, maybe

tinycatfeet [1:08 AM] who knows

plautusp [1:09 AM] with alien magic and science and shit flying all over

plautusp [1:09 AM] maybe one bit of sparks dna got in there somehow

plautusp [1:09 AM] from a stray eyelash

tinycatfeet [1:09 AM] like The Fly but slightly less gross

theshehulkproject [1:09 AM] the nanotech was just cramming all the human DNA it could find in there

unikirin [1:10 AM] A fucking eyelash baby

unikirin [1:10 AM] Sparks: "oh my god I made a baby with my eyelash"

plautusp [1:10 AM] his eye lash was on the cuff of her shirt and the nanotech just went for it

tinycatfeet [1:10 AM] dangit nanotech

unikirin [1:11 AM] It's a weird three way baby with all their dna

theshehulkproject [1:11 AM] Croach: "It is possible for a youngling to have more than two parents. And it appears that some of the DNA contained within this child is yours, Sparks Nevada."

unikirin [1:11 AM] Sparks you have to do the right thing and marry them both

theshehulkproject [1:11 AM] "I have tracked it."

unikirin [1:11 AM] Croach: "CONGRATULATIONS"

tinycatfeet [1:11 AM] “SURPRISE EVENT.”

theshehulkproject [1:12 AM] Sparks gets really excited, Croach gives a deep deep deep sigh

unikirin [1:12 AM] I burned my sandwich because of this conversation

tinycatfeet [1:12 AM] sorry

theshehulkproject [1:13 AM] maybe Sparks and Ginny raise the baby? or part of the baby? if jupitarian/sparks parentage isn't available

plautusp [1:13 AM] part of the baby

plautusp [1:13 AM] the arm

unikirin [1:13 AM] Red ain't giving up another kid

tinycatfeet [1:13 AM] “get your hands off my baby”

unikirin [1:13 AM] "It took my eyelash so"

tinycatfeet [1:13 AM] “don't you fucking steal my baby nevada”

unikirin [1:14 AM] "I mean it's a little bit mine too "

unikirin [1:14 AM] "Like an eyelash worth"

tinycatfeet [1:14 AM] DEATH GLARE

tinycatfeet [1:14 AM] it's the hormones

tinycatfeet [1:14 AM] also just her

theshehulkproject [1:14 AM] "Now that we know this is possible, Sparks Nevada, I would offer myself to you as what we designate s'uhro'gut."

tinycatfeet [1:14 AM] "pass"

tinycatfeet [1:15 AM] so mean

plautusp [1:15 AM] he doesn't need a baby that has more alien dna than human thank you

theshehulkproject [1:15 AM] "THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER OF ONUS, SPARKS NEVADA"

tinycatfeet [1:15 AM] "PASS"