#ouat robert

[incorrectonceuponatime]

David: All right Dad, what's going on? You're on time, you brought a gift...

David: It's 6 o'clock and you don't smell like tequila.

Robert: What? I can't make a good impression?

James: No. That is why we're confused.

[incorrectonceuponatime]

[Robert drinking in a bar]

Robert: I am really sick of being a parent today. It has been FOUR MONTHS since anybody other than me and my wife have been responsible for him.

Robert: It's hard.

Robert: I feel like non-parents have no idea how hard it's been.

Killian: Actually, we do. That's why we're not parents.

[justanoutlawfic]

The fact that, that’s what the coin is....heartbreaking. I’m probably going to cry tonight...