#pandamort

[ewcrew]

Overwatch BUNNYCREW competitive-livestream from today! Had an awesome time with these guys!

[elsmaster]

pandamort replied to your photo: I suspect it’ll be painful for me too, and I just...

Are you sure you have enough gin though?

Is there ever enough gin, though? I suppose I’ll just have to stack up when the time comes. Like. Build a fortress out of gin bottles. Have a gin drip inserted into my arm. Something like that. 

[erlie]

mass effect, shepard & garrus? 1 and 16

1. Holiday headcanon- I think they both deserve and need and want some really quiet place. Maybe a cottage in the middle of nowhere, where no-one can bother them with trivialities and duties. 

16. Anger headcanon- Sherpard (at least my Nova) is the angry one. She’s a fighter to the core and will throw a tantrum. Garrus is definitely more passive-aggressive, but also more willing to find a compromise. He is the calming force in the household.

[kiwiitin]

@pandamort

GASP R69 I mean 76 on the shooting range comparing weapons (as in... Their guns. Duh.)

I don’t mean to make D.Vas life such a tale of suffering but it’s not easy to have two Edgy!Dads... (Also I’m sorry if there’s typos, the new Deus Ex has been eating at my time to sleep :’D) Also sorry Mort I was too lazy to draw their guns orz

[elsmaster]

virchuu replied to your post “Whenever I see people yelling at their clearly confused dogs who...”

I once aggressively confronted a man who I saw shouting at and give his staffie a kick. He shouted back at me and called me a cunt, but I just shouted back and threatened to file an animal abuse report of him (I was in perfect position for doing it at the time, too). My mom told me afterward that, of the guy and me, it was actually me who was the most intimidating. :D

Why is it always a staffie or some other “dangerous dog” that gets abused. That is how you turn a dog in an aggressive, terrified mess and keep up the breed’s bad reputation, dammit. ... Which is to say that the idiot who inspired this post was a pregnant lady shouting abuse at her (clearly very young) staffie while her approximately 7-year-old daughter stood right next to her. A+ parenting and A+ pet ownership right there!

And I have no doubt in my mind about how terrifying you can get in a situation like that. : D I almost feel sorry for the dude. Except I really, really don’t.

pandamort replied to your post “Whenever I see people yelling at their clearly confused dogs who...”

There's a woman living above me who screams at her dog every time they come up or down the stairs :C it kills me on the inside but she's a scary russian lady...

This is why people should pass a test to own a dog. Or any pet, really. :C

[erlie]

#19, Siren / mermaid

Neither siren nor a mermaid, but a selkie, but I think we will survive!

[elsmaster]

pandamort replied to your post “Was googling “sleep paralysis documentary” a terrible idea?...”

Sleep paralysis can go to hell. I last had them a couple of years back and I'm TERRIFIED of that very same documentary because what if they come back :C So conflicted bc wanna see it too ugh!

Yes, back to whatever deepest, darkest pit of hell they came from! They suck. I get them pretty frequently (stress + sleep deprivation is the winning combination for me), and have since around 2011 (and a little less frequently since I was... six), so I should be used to them by now, but I guess my subconsciousness never runs out of creative ways to fuck with me. I’m kinda glad the documentary seems so overly dramatic, though. Makes me a little less inclined to watch it. (I still want to, though. :c)

[elsmaster]

pandamort replied to your post: Hulda’s love can be a bit overwhelming...

where can i get twenty of these :c

http://www.labradori.fi/pentuvalitys/

cheeksweets replied to your post: Hulda’s love can be a bit overwhelming...

never stop posting pictures of your beautiful dog ahhhhh so cute!!

I wouldn’t stop even if someone asked me to! Because Hulda is a precious little lump of dumb and her preciousness needs to be shared with the world.