summary: Your ex keeps texting you about little stuff, and Te-hina is getting tired of it, so she decides to call her and cuss her out.
lana’s notes: So I’m back writing. I got this request on July 12th, and I’m just doing it. But we’re not gonna talk about that. Also, Lish and Ju Oneshot coming tomorrow.
You and your ex had been broken up for almost 8 months now. You had moved on already. She clearly hasn’t, though.
Two months after you had broken up, you and Te-hina started dating, and when your ex found out, all of a sudden, she texts you every other day as if you guys are friends.
At first it was small stuff her texting you good morning, asking you how was your day, asking what you’ve been up to
You honestly paid her no mind, always gave her a dry response after a while. Te-hina knows about it, but it doesn’t really bother her.
One evening, you and Te-hina were lying on the couch watching a movie, and your phone buzzed. You looked at it, and it was your ex. Te-hina, naturally wanting to see who’s texting you, looks over.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: hey how was your day?
Why does she keep texting you? Te-hina says, a little irritated.
You shrug. I don’t know.
Y’all broke up almost eight months ago now. She needs to let the shit go, Te-hina says.
If only she realized that she texted you that Monday. It’s now Wednesday. Te-hina went to lunch and then shopping with her friends, so she’s not there. You’re sitting down in the kitchen on your laptop doing some work, and you get a text, and you already know who it is.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: [3 attachments] I was going through my camera roll and I found these pictures of us. I miss our relationship.
you: Why are you being weird? You know I’m in a relationship.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: I’m not trying to be weird damn a girl can’t reminisce.
You: Never said you couldn’t. You don’t have to text me about it, though.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: My bad then.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: Oh, can I ask you something?
you: What is it?
xxx-xxx-xxxx: Are you actually happy with her?
you: Obviously, what are you asking me that for?
xxx-xxx-xxxx:xxx-xxx-xxxx: I was just curious.
you: Why?
xxx-xxx-xxxx: We were together for two years. I guess I just wondered if you ever compared us.
You frowned at the screen.
you: No
xxx-xxx-xxxx: Damn okay.
you: Even if I did, I’m with Te-hina now. You need to respect that.
xxx-xxx-xxxx: I said okay.
read 3:30 PM
You hear the door open behind you, and it’s Te-hina. She walks in holding a bunch of shopping bags.
She sets the bags down on the couch and walks up behind you, kissing you on the cheek.
So what have you been up to while I was—
She texted me again.
Let me see. Te-hina says.
You grab your phone and show her the messages. She stands there reading them, and then she looks up.
She got me messed up.
The fuck does she mean? Are you happy with me? You know what?
What are you abo—
Then you hear her calling someone, and you already know what she’s doing. You try to grab your phone, but she backs up.
Then she picks up…
Hello?
Yeah, this is Te-hina.
You already knew who she was talking to.
You sighed. “Te—
She ignored you.
No, actually, I wanna know what the fuck your problem is.
She immediately started talking.
What? I don’t have a problem. Why are you calling me?
Te-hina laughed.
Don’t do that. Don’t sit there acting confused like you don’t know why I’m calling.
I was just texting her. I didn’t do anything wrong.
You were just texting her?” Te-hina repeated. “You sent her pictures of y’all together and told her you miss your relationship. That’s not just texting her.
We were together for two years. I’m allowed to miss what we had.
Miss it privately then. You don’t need to bring that shit to her.
You don’t get to tell me what I can and can’t say to her.
Yes, I do, bitch, especially when you’re disrespecting my relationship.
Oh my god, you’re being dramatic.
Te-hina scoffed.
Dramatic? Bitch, you’re texting my girlfriend every other day like you want her back.
I’m not trying to get her back.
Then why the fuck are you asking if she’s happy with me?
Silence.
Exactly.
I was just curious.
Curious about what? If she’s secretly miserable? If she misses you? If there’s a chance for you to come back?
That’s not what I said.
You didn’t have to say it. The shit is obvious.
She sighed.
You barely know me. You don’t know what I’m thinking.
I know enough. I know my girlfriend is uncomfortable with you constantly popping up, and I know you don’t respect that she’s moved on.
She never told me she was uncomfortable.
Te-hina looked over at you.
Because she’s too nice.
Then she looked back at the phone.
That’s the difference between me and her. She gives people the benefit of the doubt. I don’t.
So you’re just calling me to insult me?
No. I’m calling you because apparently nobody else has told you that this shit is weird.
You’re really insecure.
Te-hina laughed.
Bitch please. every time somebody gets called out, suddenly it’s insecurity.
If you trusted her, you wouldn’t care. And watch that bitch word hoe.
Bitch who are you calling a hoe? And for the record, I trust her completely. I don’t trust you.
She went quiet.
You need to understand something. She chose me. She’s with me. She’s happy with me.
Okay.
And you asking her if she’s happy with me was disrespectful as fuck.
I already apologized.
No, you said ‘my bad’.
You’re making this a bigger deal than it is.
And you’re making it seem smaller than it is.
A pause.
Leave her alone. Seriously.
I can talk to whoever I want.
No, the fuck you can’t, bitch.
Whatever.
Yeah, whatever.
And also don’t text my girlfriend shit again, bitch.
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