I was wondering how the papyri boys (or whoever you’d like to write for!) would react to an SO who has major cuteness aggression and has no choice but to nuzzle them aggressively or bite them.
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He's a little shocked the first time you do it and just watches in mild concern as you nibble on him.When you explain it he is so pleased he's cute enough to trigger it in you. Will accept your nuzzles and bites like it's any other form of affection and might nuzzle back into you with a skeleton kiss.
Sans:
Oh wow he's a little surprised at first y'know he's just not used to being a chew toy. Definetly makes as many biting jokes as he can anything related to teeth(I'm not creative enough to come up with some bite me (hehe)). He'll nuzzle you back gently and just accept his fate when you attack him with love.
Underfell:
Edge:
He's a bit put off at first and thinks you're having an episode the very first time. Doesn't understand what's going on when you're knawing on his bones in affection. Concerned look and slight disgust over the saliva on him the first few times but he gets used to it and just accepts it with mild exasperation. The nuzzles he can deal with better and will nuzzle you back in skeleton kisses though not as aggressively.
Red:
Absolutely thinks you're fucking weird but you're his weirdo so he's okay with it. Does not get you at all when you're straight up chewing on him but he understands this is one of your ways of showing love so he's just taking it with a grin and a head pat. Gets the nuzzles and will aggressively nuzzle you back with skeleton kisses while he holds you down so you're forced to accept them.
Underswap:
Stretch:
Thinks its nice and loves this form of affection as much as any other kind. Will aggressively skeleton kiss you back. 100% willing to return the energy. Doesn't really think of himself as cute so when he does something that's clearly adorable he's always a little surprised when you basically affectionately attack him.
Blue:
Also has cuteness aggression so he understands you. Nuzzles and bites you back just as aggressively and with just as much love. Sometimes he'll "fight" back and gently push you away or pin you down so you can't do anything and then he'll cause a counter attack.
Horrortale
Willow:
His brother has the worst case of cuteness aggression out of all the boys I write for so he's used to this. Will return the nuzzles and let you bite away at his bones as he gently pets your head. He doesn't understand what you two find so cute about him but it's kind of nice to think he's cute enough to cause an aggressive response.
Axe:
Oh yeah he loves this. Just stares at you with his big ass eyelight as he purrs loudly while you nibble on him. Nuzzles into you affectionately and so hard he knocks you over sometimes, he doesn't stop when he does either just climbs on top of you and continues the love attack.
Undertale Sans and Papyrus (+ Gaster) Headcanons: What kind of animal person are they?
Characters included in this post: Sans, Papyrus, and Gaster (Undertale), Red and Edge (Underfell), Blue and Stretch (Underswap), Hop (Dancetale), Nova (Outertale), Dust (Dusttale), Axe and Willow (Horrortale)
we got the whole gang up in here
Dog person - Red, Hop
Red - He takes one look at a Rottweiler and thinks it's the coolest looking dog he's ever seen. He didn't even know they could look like that. He's secretly intimidated at first because these dogs are huge!
…what do you mean there are bigger breeds?
It sends him down a long spiral of researching different dog breeds. He has a fondness for bulldogs in particular but Rottweilers are his favourite.
Hop - He just seems like the type of guy who would like cuddling with a dog. A soft one that's really warm and doesn't get overly excited.
Plus, you can dance with a dog. You can teach them all sorts of things, and Hop would somehow figure out how to teach it to do silly tricks while putting in the least amount of effort possible.
The dog still somehow learns in the end.
Cat person - Sans, Edge
Sans - He literally is a cat.
Cats sleep a lot, and when they're not sleeping, they disappear into the aether for a week before coming back like they didn't just become the country's no. 1 missing person's case.
It's all Sans can ask for in an animal. I feel like he'd like any cat that has a bit of floof. The poofy ones with the swishy tails that look like a giant puffball when they sleep on your lap.
Edge - While I do also see him as a dog person, I feel like that would mostly be for appearance's sake. Dogs are mean and rough, and tell me he wouldn't look great walking a Doberman or a Great Dane.
Really though, he likes cats. They're elegant and you can really dote on them. While he looks great with a dog by his side, there's something about seeing this grizzly (but very obviously taken care of) cat standing on his shoulders and looking down at anyone who dares come near.
Dual glares of contempt.
Reptile person - Papyrus
Papyrus - We all knew that one kid in school who had a bearded dragon, or a gecko, or a tortoise, or a snake. Papyrus would be that kid.
He thinks lizards are the greatest animal. He goes straight to the reptile section at zoos. Snakes aren't really his thing but lizards are and he says hello to every single one he comes across.
Animals are just another joy of the surface that he wants to explore and he is going to enjoy it to the fullest. If that means petting the giant water puppy, so be it.
Rodent person - Axe
Axe - Rodents are often misunderstood creatures which is a shame because they're very cute. Rodents don't just mean rats and mice! Guinea pigs, hamsters, gerbils, and chinchillas are also rodents!
That said, hedgehogs are Axe's favourite. They're spiky, have tiny little paws, and an adorable nose. How can they not be his favourite? You can't have them as pets but Axe wouldn't have one anyway. He's too busy trying to take care of himself and his brother, nevermind an animal on top of that.
Though, if he were to get to a point where he feels he could safely have an animal in the house, it would be a rat. Rats are smart and do better with a companion which Axe would benefit from.
Bird person - Stretch, Willow
Stretch - He would know how to take care of all sorts of birds once he gets up to the surface. Unrestriced library and internet access lets you learn all sorts on information.
He'd like smaller, easier birds like parakeets and doves. They can just sit on his shoulder or his fingers as he does his own thing. They don't take up much space beyond their cages and they're really pretty to look at.
He's pretty good at mimicking cooes as well.
Willow - Willow only likes tiny or large birds, there is no in-between. Parrots are nice but… they can be bigger.
Once he finds out hawks exist, he will immediately sign up for a hawk handling course. There's something so freeing in actually seeing a bird fly. And a big one at that. There must be so much space on the surface if animals are able to grow this big.
On the flip side, he has a soft spot for canaries. They're just so small… and they sing beautifully.
He can mimick bird calls perfectly. It's sweet when you hear him chirping in the house but an absolute nightmare when you hear bird calls in the woods, especially at night. Is it a bird or is it a giant skeleton? Don't stick around to find out.
Bug person - Nova
Nova - Ants, tarantulas, snails, moths, beetles; you name it, he's going to have one as a pet as soon as he gets off the Outpost. There aren't many bugs there because it's not an optimal environment for them. Plus, Nova is too busy working, like, three different jobs, including being in the Royal Guard to properly take care of them!
But once he's off the Outpost and he has the time to raise insects? Once he realises all the pranks he could pull with just one (1) spider, it's over.
He just thinks bugs are neat. He'd most likely keep beetles and spiders. Stickbugs as well because he thinks they're funny.
Fish person - Gaster, Dust
Gaster - The sea is a void in and of itself. He gets that calling sailors get when they see the water. He wants to go out there and be on the water, be a part of the water.
When you're scattered across time and space, you experience everything and nothing all at once forever. You have all the time in the world to just… think and explore. The ocean is the most peaceful place he's been since he was lost.
One of his fondest memories is seeing a whale swim in the distance. It wasn't doing anything spectacular. Just swimming. Existing.
He would absolutely have a giant tank that looks like he just took a coral reef straight out of the ocean.
Dust - If he ever went to an aquarium, he'd never leave.
Seeing the little fish near the glass mesmerize him. The ones with the pretty frills and scales always catch his attention. Being colourblind, he might find it a little difficult to differentiate the colours on the fish but he finds it beautiful nonetheless.
He wouldn't ever have an aquarium/fish tank himself because taking care of another living being is too much pressure for him. But if he lived with someone, and they had an aquarium, he'd try his best to get involved (looming ominously in the corner of the room trying his hardest not to touch anything just in case he accidently kills a fish).
Horse person - Blue
Blue - Two words: cowboy Blue.
I can't exactly explain it but I feel like he would be the type of guy who loves horses. And not just because I can imagine him as a cowboy lmao. He seems like someone who'd enjoy working on a farm or at a stable.
He just likes those types of animals: cows, sheep, pigs, goats, etc. etc.
These animals need a lot of physical labour to maintain but luckily for them, Blue likes physical labour! He finds it's rewarding work.
Extra/Notes
Even if Blue and Stretch aren't neccassarily reptile guys, they definitely would have had geckos at some point. Small ones that easily fit in your hand, like crested geckos.
Just imagine them climbing on their fingers ToT
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first headcanon post with every boy that i write for!!!!
this is mostly based off vibes rather than facts i scrounged off the internet. i originally was going to put edge as a dog person but remembered he has doomfanger and was like, hmm.
i still see him as a dog guy but he can fit both. imagine him with a maine coon or a flat-faced cat, like, i'd fold like an omelette if i saw that-
He took over as the monster ambassador when the stress wore on Frisk
He travels with Asgore a lot due to his ambassador work, but tends to call home and video chat multiple times a day
He has poor vision, but used to often forget his glasses places and tended to lose them. Frisk and Asriel made him a lanyard, though, so he forgets them a lot less
He has a hard time remembering names
He's face-blind
He and Asriel continued their friendship after the barrier fell
He had a hard time adjusting to calling Flowey "Asriel" and then later "Sprout", and he often slipped up. Though Asriel doesn't mind it too much coming from him, even in the beginning
He can be quite forgetful, and has poor short-term memory. However, he has exceptional long-term memory, and once he manages to commit something to memory, he isn't likely to forget it
He often knows completely random information and facts, and will share them whether they fit the situation or not if he thinks someone around might be interested
He is one of the few people who call Asriel "Flowey" once Asriel’s okay with it again
Despite sans being the lazier of the two, cats prefer Papyrus. He will sit down and manage to attract every stray cat in the area.
He enjoys working with Martlet on puzzles. He's better at planning, while she's better at building, so it works out quite well. Though sometimes the two of them can get a bit too chaotic.
Please feed us more fell papyrus headcannons. I would DIE for that that high waisted man and his feminine hips!!!
Are you staring at his hipbones?? Pervert
Oh dont get me STARTED on papyrus underfell
I think despite him working in the guard He's a d1 trouble maker. What do mean the giant explosion coming from dynes house was his fault? He would never, hes a law abiding citizen (hasnt paid taxes in several years, his brother taught him well)
Instead of holding hands he'll drag his s/o along by their wrist because the hand just isnt secure enough, be greatful he isnt carrying you by thre back of the neck like a cat
Speaking of cats, I think he meows, yknow that you'll cats do when they get surprised? I think he makes the same exact noise
Will steal his s/os clothes if he likes them. Half my outfits i think he'd pilfer or copy under the guise of 'Matching his Wife thing'
OHMYGOD, AND THE PETNAMES, THE PET NAMES HE USES
Sunflower;My souls sweet captor;Woman;Wife thing;Starlight, me personally im jus a fan of unconventional cartoonish nicknames, who better to project that onto than the Saturday morning cartoon villain?
Hypercritical mettaton fan, you know those Transformers fans that hate transformers? Thats him. Yes of course he loves the Mettaton franchise, except for everything Mettaton has ever put out
Saying I love you? How about curating a diet specifically for you instead and prepping all your meals and in return he gets kissed sloppy. Deal? Deal.
He likes pinkiepie. A pony who spends her life spreading joy and laughter to her town? He wishes that was his job instead. I said what I said.
ya know what? classic skelebros Shower Headcanons. and for some reason this is kinda long?? uuh not gonna put it under a cut,, yet? maybe? idk lemme know if I should
for starters skeletons have lots of nooks and crannies so showers have to be pretty thorough to get Completely Clean. ok? ok onto headcanons
Papyrus
takes short showers
cold showers, not freezing but def not warm
showers every night
and after training with Undyne bc he wants to be presentable in case a human comes!!
isn't the most thorough bc he's wearing his battle body and is rushing
ends up with some leftover dirt or spaghetti sauce between his joints
smells good but there's a hint of tomato..
sans
takes very long showers
hot showers, very hot showers
showers.. ??? not even pap can keep track of how often he bathes
says he's lazy, but honestly just doesn't have the mental energy (he's just like me fr)
will change into "clean enough" clothes until he starts to smell himself or gets something on him that bothers him enough to shower
when he eventually bathes he gathers all his shower spoons and goes to town scrubbing down
leaves the shower squeaky clean and spotless
usually doesn't nap in the shower but has
i wanna say it's kinda like a treat yourself shower lol he's using the good soap or smthng idk XD
will always sleep after a shower
smells amazing but ruins it when he sleeps on his nasty mattress. he doesn't care tbh
papyrus headcanons because i physically cant stfu about undertale YIPPIE, IM A PRISONER OF MY OWN MIND!!:
-nearsighted as hell. the man has no eyelights! explains why he does shit like mistake a human for a rock. since he can’t see well he relies heavily on his memory and hearing. that might honestly explain how he knows exactly where you are when you call him, the sounds of the environment youre in. he has undyne’s spear-blocking and asgore’s eyeglow attack patterns memorized but struggles with more random barrages.
-was an engineer assisting gaster, sans, and alphys before gaster fell. that would explain why he’s obsessed with mechanical shit. plus the man can FLOAT. which is insanely useful if you dont want to, oh i dunno, fall to your death while working on the core? it’d be hilarious if he was the one told to build all those conveyor belts and steam vents in hotland, and now he gets super annoyed with “whoever’s idea it was to put fucking conveyor belts everywhere” lol
-has gaster blasters but NEVER fires them at someone else. i can see him using them to shield or save someone from falling, or even blasting a body of water to create steam and obscure the enemy’s vision. creative shit like that, since he loves a good brawl and wants the fight to be fair. undyne would totally try to pry the blaster’s jaws open just cuz she can, or tell papyrus to take a picture of her head in its mouth.
-rarely ever sleeps but when he does he is OUT. honk shoo. snoring at the decibel level of a fucking chainsaw. like you’d have to pull an undyne-level stunt to wake him up again. though i can also see him having nightmares about the past and timeline deja vu.
-looks uncannily similar to gaster. there’s distinctions sure like the lab coat, hand holes, eye scars, but their bone structures are near identical. people are always telling him he looks…strangely familiar. oOoOoOoOhHhH.
