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I swear toddlers only kick their dad's while they sleep.

CHILD STOP KICKING ME!!!

But since I'm the adult, I'm the one who has to leave my bed. Yeah cool. Thanks kid...

Some Moms: "omg this top is so cute! I'm gonna buy it!" 😍🥰

Me: "yeah it's cute, but can I easily whip my boob out to breastfeed in it?" 🤔

Well she's not wrong...

I've always said I will love and support my daughter no matter who she loves.

...

So, I will love and support her even if she chooses a completely random DC Teen Titan toy over something Marvel for the top of her Christmas list.

(I might still cry a little though 😉)

Me, just trying to go to the bathroom alone:

My 3 year old:

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#parent humor