Annabeth: hey where's Hazel?
Nico: she's transplanting today
Annabeth: w-what-?!?
Will yelling from a distance away: HE MEANS SHES TRANSPORTING A PLANT
Annabeth: ...
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Annabeth: hey where's Hazel?
Nico: she's transplanting today
Annabeth: w-what-?!?
Will yelling from a distance away: HE MEANS SHES TRANSPORTING A PLANT
Annabeth: ...
Will: did you have to stab him??
Nico: oh...
Nico: um. Did you want to?
Will: ...
Will: ...
Percy: look alright, he's a little messed up I know but uhh... look, Will, just- yeah uh... oh boy.
Percy: *dolphin dives into a fountain to escape the situation*
You know what I really love about the fact that Percy turned down immortality for Annabeth, who he wasn't dating at the time?
It teaches you that ever even thinking about other people in a relationship is wild, and then staying with the original person in case the person you're talking to that you ACTUALLY LIKE NOW don't want to commit or something. Like what??? Shows that there is some very conditional reason you are with them, that your love is not unconditional and that it is furthest from pure. Like it actually shocks me when I think of people who do this utterly awful behaviour when PERCY GAVE UP IMMORTALITY FOR HIS CRUSH WHO HAD GIVEN NEARLY NO SIGN OF WANTING TO BE WITH HIM he simply trusted his heart because he loved her so unconditionally.
There was no "full-proof" thought process, there was nothing "conditional" about his choice, it was purely: "I would prefer to grow old beside Annabeth over living eternally with absolute power, even if we never become something more" and that is what true commitment looks like.
Rick Riordan giving the best damn example of what the foundation for a relationship should be, which he teaches to literal little kids.
Pjo is better at teaching kids about true love and what it should look like than any Disney love story.
Leo: why does everyone always address you by your full name? Like Nico Di Angelo, what's up with that?
Nico: uhh...
Nico: Leo, you do know that the Di, in di Angelo is my last name... right?
Leo, bursts out laughing: dont play with me ghost boy.
Nico: ...
Percy: heyyyyyyy NEEK.
Nico: oh god what now
Percy, holding a rolled up poster and stress ball: just checking up on my bud... sayyyy did you hear they installed a therapist???? 👀
Nico: oh no. Hell no-
Percy: it can teach you reallyy good skills to manage self-critical tendencies-
Nico: Percy no-
Percy: maybe its good to open up-
Nico: percy go away!
Percy: WHY WONT YOU JUST LOVE YOURSELF
*drops the poster and stress ball in front of Nico and storms out*
*Percy and annabeth on a picnic date*
Percy: does music ever make you wonder?
Annabeth: huh? What? No.
Percy: ...
Percy: I bet it made Stevie wonder
Annabeth:
Percy:
Annbeth: *Picks him up and throws him down the hill with the strength of ten men*
Percy: you know what's awesome?
Annabeth: what?
Percy: geology.
Percy: geology rocks!
Annabeth: ...
Annabeth: *kicks him*
The lotus casino is strangely akin to Aldous Huxley's Brave New World...