Quotes from my English Teacher
"God I would hate if mirrors could talk I would look at mine and it would say you are looking really bald today oh wow corey you really need a shave like I KNOW MIRROR I KNOW!"
"They're my year group I can speak to them however I like"
"WHO PUT THE DAMN MIME BOOK BACK ON THE DESK!"
"Are you sure you're smart enough for advanced English, sophie?"
"Who. Took. The mime book. I know one of you did it. It's going in the bin."
"I'm throwing it out! You'll never see it again I'm- WHERE DID IT GO?!?!!"
"Always someone else to blame" *throws piece of paper at sophie*
"Thanks maggie... for nOtHiNg."
*tries to write on a whiteboard with a stylus pen*
"If people say cool shit I suggest you write it down"
"I won't call it blokes and blokey-ness. We won't say that in our essays. Though we will call it masculinity."
"My guilt tripping has wooorrkked."
"Cruella? Is she a villain? ... she's a puppy killer. Thanks for showing your dark side Nevaeh."
"Dalmations are very cute. Nevaeh, there is no backstory to justify puppy killing."
"I'm feeling a bit cheeky. I'm feeling a bit cheeky but I'm also feeling a bit misunderstood."
"Hes definitely good for the lols"
"I know it's a real challenge for you, sophie, to not interrupt people"
