@chaoticdumbassrogue I blame you for this. I’m calling this crack au the Perseide AU because Arsinoë is perpollo child and perpollo is secret love. I blame you.
Headcanons:
-Apollo is a girl dad. He loves his sons but he is quite literally the Her (Jvke song ft ZVC)
-Annabeth grows up feral, because she can. Because she’s safe. Perse cries happy tears about it, and sad ones that Annabeth had matured much to soon as Annabeth
-Dionysus would KILL for his little sister. She may be a little shit, but she’s THEIR little shit. All she has to do is blink her big grey eyes at him and he folds like a wet paper towel.
-Perse raises Arsinoë how Sally raised her. With love, with care, and with the understanding she’s her own person
-it’s a little awkward at first. Annabeth isn’t happy, she’s confused, scared, and yet so very loved
-Her grandparents love her. Even if she throws up on Zeus so very much
-she’s a psychopomp for children (since Apollo is a protector of children his daughter guides them to rest)
-Apollo gave her the knife
-Perse weaves seaweed into her hair and it makes Arsinoë giggle. Seaweed brain gets turned into seaweed braid and seaweed mom.
-seaweed brain was Arsinoë’s first words
-Asclepius spoils the absolute daylights out of Arsinoë
-Hestia gives her the torch so she can guide children home, or to find new ones
-some people think she’s Styx’s daughter and name her Nike (epithet, and also a carry over from the twins verse just different reasoning)
-Arsinoë clutches to her mother’s skirts and joins her in the sea during the fall and winter months because she looks so much like Métis it makes Amphitrite cry joy. (No one wants to connect the dots and realize Arsinoë is actually Apollo’s)
-everyone thinks Arsinoë happened through immaculate conception and Apollo is just the dad who stepped up
-Athena adores her granddaughter, even if she choses to run around barefoot.
-only Artemis, Perse, and Apollo know Arsinoë is perpollo child
-Persephone, Hades, underworld fam, Hestia, and Hermes suspect
-Arsinoë has slightly different domains in this one
-Apollo is comforting Arsinoë over the loss of Perse when she gets bit by an Elder Python and bursts into flames.
-Arsinoë is an ankle bitter.
-Apollo and Perse are so sickeningly domestic
-like Arsinoë fake barfs
-but also loves her parents LOVE each other













