#pervy jackson

[thanatoastie]

Hermes: *eyes glazed over, staring at a ceiling fan, not responding to anyone*

Artemis: what could possibly be wrong with him?

Asclepius: well given his-

Dionysus: He has dumb bitch disease. I'm afraid it's incurable ✌️😔

[radically-bitter-coffee-moved]

"Rick Riordan is the best writer I love his books ueu" just say they dropped you as a baby and leave lmfao, you really gonna like that piece of shit?

[vesinset]

Will and Nico as young gods! :D this was very self indulgent! I wanted to draw them as pretty as possible but now they look very different orz. anways Im open to request rn! so if you want me to draw some other pjo characters just hmu!

[percyjacksonandtheghostking]

My phone autocorrected Percy Jackson to Pervy Jackson and then to Perfect Jackson 🤔

[dreamcatcherthinks]

Percy has definitely been called ‘Pervy Jackson’ many, many times. It started when he innocently, unintentionally said to Piper, something that sounded remarkably like an innuendo. And of course, Piper laughing her head off, had responded to a VERY embarrassed, red-faced Percy, with ‘Shut up Pervy Jackson’ and then the name had stuck.

[thanatoastie]

Demeter: Persephone! I won't allow this, marrying Hades completely wastes all your potential!

Persephone: JOKES ON YOU, I LOVE WASTING MY POTENTIAL

[thanatoastie]

Wack as hell alignment chart: the Greek gods in the family photo

[thanatoastie]

Hestia: follow your dreams

Dionysus: last night I dreamt that I became a serial killer

Hestia: please don't follow your dreams

Plot twist: wasn't a dream