Peter: I'm not tired.
MJ: We're over here, you're talking to a coat.
Peter: Oh, I'm still not tired.
*Peter crashing on the couch and promptly falling asleep*
Ned: Uh-huh. Not at all.

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Peter: I'm not tired.
MJ: We're over here, you're talking to a coat.
Peter: Oh, I'm still not tired.
*Peter crashing on the couch and promptly falling asleep*
Ned: Uh-huh. Not at all.
so uh hi i guess this will act as my introduction post? i’ve moved from twitter to tumblr because they decided to permanently ban by account for whatever reason, SO here i am!
basic information
my name is petra, i’m 20 years old! i’m a fat, autistic lesbian with adhd looking for a place to engage with my special interests!
everything you need to know about me is in my carrd which is tagged here!
so uh reblog this so i can make new mutuals and find the ones i lost when the bird app sniped me el em aye oh!!
hi
When trying to making fun of someone:
Flash: Are you really homophobic, transphobic, germaphobic-
the poor kid:germaphobic??? Isnt that when your scared of germs
Flash:…I-I
Ned, Peter, Mj dying of laughter
Haha no i didn’t make an entire five page comic intro to a dumb spider-man au that’s just an excuse for poly ships... and no i’m not planning on making more,,,
Peter & Ned & MJ Friendships Masterlist
Links Last Checked: September 4th, 2024
5 Times MJ Made a Friend (+1 Time She Wanted More) (ao3) - juurensha mj/peter G, 3k
Summary: It’s hard moving to a new school, but maybe hanging out with a bunch of nerds is exactly what MJ needs. Also, she tells Spiderman to call her MJ because really, who does Peter think he’s kidding?
5 Times Ned Gave Peter His Sweatshirt (ao3) - red_to_black ned/peter T, 6k
Summary: Five times Ned Leeds gave Peter his sweatshirt, and one time Peter returned the favour.
(AKA Ned is a dork in love and Peter's a mess but someone has to take care of him. That someone is Ned.)
5 Times Spider-Man Needed Help (ao3) - CivilBores, starsinyourveins T, 23k
Summary: ...and the one time Peter Parker did.
All's Fair in Larb and War (ao3) - phonecallfromgod ned/peter T, 23k
Summary: Ned Leeds just wants to transition painlessly into college life, but that's easier said than done when Tony Stark has a personal beef with you, Liz Allan's back in town, and your roommate and your superhero boyfriend hate each other (but just don't know it yet).
always slipping from my hands (ao3) - starsinyourveins mj/peter T, 20k
Summary: This has never happened before. The worst she’s seen of Peter’s injuries have been black-and-blue bruises, split lips, bloody noses. But something like this – Peter shaking on her floor, burns wrapped around his side – this is serious. On anyone else, this would be a trip to the ER.
“I’m sorry,” Peter says. "I'm sorry, MJ, your apartment was closest."
(In which Peter looks out for the little guy, and learns how to look out for himself.)
Elevator Mishaps and Identity Reveals (ao3) - HolyKingWasteLand T, 6k
Summary: Peter gets the Decathlon Team a tour at Stark Industries and something goes wrong, leading to the reveal that Peter is their friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.
find warmth in the middle of the night (ao3) - aloneintherain T, 5k
Summary: 5 times Peter was called out for wearing someone else’s clothes, + 1 time he wasn’t.
Five Times MJ Doesn't Need Rescuing (ao3) - nire mj/peter, betty/ned T, 5k
Summary: and one time she still doesn't, but someone else does.
It’s not SELF pity (ao3) - ChocolateAndRedbull G, 1k
Summary: When Peter and Ned come down with the stomach flu, it’s up to MJ to look after her boys
Kissin’ Dynamite (ao3) - crime_fighting_spiderling mj/peter G, 27k
Summary: “Maybe I shouldn’t go.” Peter spoke. MJ shoved a permission slip into his hand at his comment.
“You’re going.” She simply stated.
Where Peter and his class go on a field trip to Stark Tower.
Ned Leed’s field trip to Stark Industries (ao3) - Drake_DiAngelo G, 15k
Summary: Your generic Field Trip trope, but slightly different because it's Ned centric and hopefully everyone stays in character.
Also, Peter is absolutely everywhere they go but they never quite manage to actually see him. (Or realize its him) They did see Spiderman though, so that's nice.
otters & ants (ao3) - doofusface mj/peter T, 53k
Summary: “We don’t talk about the Blaze of Sophomore Year,” Peter replies stoically, lowering his voice in pitch.
“Yeah we do!” Ned calls from the front door. He makes his way over, shoes discarded by the door. “Cindy still thinks we should’ve died.”
“Cindy would be correct, if my loser here didn’t have weird, heightened senses,” MJ replies, crossing her arms.
“‘My loser’? Aw, babe,” Peter coos.
MJ squints at him, trying not to laugh. “Married, Peter. Five years. Almost six.”
party games (ao3) - haleyjqmes mj/peter, liz/mj, betty/ned G, 3k
Summary: mj and peter kiss during spin the bottle, and mj forgets the next day. they love each other, they’re dumb. high school party games turn into something so much more
quiet my storm and let me rest (ao3) - abrightgrayworld implied mj/peter G, 1k
Summary: It's the anniversary of Uncle Ben's death, and Peter is hurting.
Luckily, he has Ned and MJ for best friends.
spilt truth and smudged lies (at least until the inkwell runs dry) (ao3) - SmilinStar mj/peter T, 86k
Summary: “I have no idea,” he says, before lowering his voice because he’s still not convinced she’s not listening in on their conversations. The fear is well founded, alright? He swears she looks at him sometimes – with that quirked eyebrow, and penetrating gaze – as if she knows his every secret. And he has secrets. One big, red and blue, spandex covered, web-slinging, secret that no one can find out about. “Who knows anything about Jones?”
And it’s a legitimate question.
He knows next to nothing about their colleague.
Apart from the fact she’s damn good at her job, is incapable of uttering a sentence that isn’t dripping in sarcasm, is a little (a whole lot) intimidating, he knows nothing about Michelle Jones.
Not for lack of trying though.
The Guy in the Chair (ao3) - whumphoarder T, 7k
Summary: Between having a reckless superhero for a best friend and dealing with his own family’s vast array of issues, Ned gets used to being everyone’s support system.
The New Kid (ao3) - petermanspideyparker mj/peter, betty/ned, ben/may T, 72k
Summary: Michelle Jones never liked being around people. One day, she's asked to show a new student from Canada around the school. He's short, skinny, and just has the cutest smile. Peter's her first friend, her first crush, and is definitely the love of her life.
triumvirate (ao3) - CivilBores mj/ned/peter G, 4k
Summary: tri•um•vi•rate a group of three powerful or notable people or things existing in relation to each other.
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MJ, Ned, and Peter all care about a lot about each other in their own little ways.
Can I get 👉👈 a Flash centric one shot 👉👈 for the song shuffle thing 👉👈
you were good to me by jeremy zucker, chelsea cutler
leavin' isn't better than tryin'
growin', but i'm just growin' tired
now i'm worried for my soul
and i'm still scared of growin' old
you were good to me
and i'm so used to letting go
but i don't wanna be alone
you were good to me
god only knows where our fears go
hearts i've broke, now my tears flow
you'll see that i'm sorry
'cause you were good to me
you were good to me
[send me a character/ship/dynamic/etc. and i’ll put my music on shuffle and write a drabble/one shot based on the first song that plays!]
actually i’m gonna wait to take more shuffle song requests until after i finish the ones i still have in my drafts!!
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i was debating how i wanted to approach this and then earlier today @peachy-keener sent me messages about flash x harley which i already lowkey shipped before but now,,,,,,,, But Now,,,,,, they live rent free in my brain. but this is flash centric!! this is less harleyflash and more PRE-harleyflash. also post endgame.
the ending is abrupt and not good but i genuinely cannot figure out how i want to move forward so that’s the end! that’s it!
(it isn’t stated explicitly, but peterxnedxmj)
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tw: rough childhood implications for harley, descriptions of neglectful parenting and verbal abuse, cycle of abuse, getting kicked out of the house, loneliness. it’s a hopeful ending though!! even if it is abrupt and not very good!!
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Flash meets Harley Keener after the worst morning of his entire fucking life.
peter x michelle x ned
I tend to struggle a little bit with poly relationships, but I love Peter, Ned, and Michelle so much as a friendship trio that I honestly could totally see them working together as a poly relationship too, so sure! I can dig it!
Trans boy! Peter Parker for Pride Month
Aunt May was the first person Peter came out to
Then he came out to Uncle Ben
During the name change when Peter revealed his middle name as Benjamin Uncle Ben cried
First time Peter got his binder Aunt May had to help him put it on
It took them five minutes
(I based this off how I had to put on my first binder, except my mom had to help me)
But he was able to take off the binder on his own
(took him about three minutes tho)
(again happened to me lol)
Peter at the most random times has to take deep breaths
Cuz ya know binder
Peter using his birth name, Karen, for his suit
Cuz he wants to give his birth name something positive
Peter once got stuck in his binder while putting it on
Aunt May to the rescue
Some PeterNedMj just cuz
PeterNedMj are dating
And Ned and Mj help Peter on days when his dysphoria gets bad
Peter requires cuddles and reassurance from his bf and gf
Ned and Mj have to remind Peter to take off his binder before he does pe or some really active
Since he's kinda a forgetful
Now for PRIDE STUFF
on June first Peter always draws a trans flag on one hand
And a bi flag on the other
Peter redraws the flags if it fades until Pride month ends
As Spiderman he swings around the city wearing a trans or bi flag as a cape
During interviews if he's questioned in a trans/biphobic way he shuts them down so fuckin quickly
Peter just loves pride
Like damn every june first Peter looks like a rainbow threw up on him
Some of the headcanons are based off my actually experiences as a trans boy myself. Like the binder situation and the flag thing as well. Except im asexual not bi tho