#phan prix

[lifeofjessamyn]

Just went to download Mario kart world for the phan prix on Sunday and realised it’s only compatible with the switch 2 😭 I’ve got the original switch 😭😭

[waterdnp]

dan: phil, you spork

me: my skin is clear, my writing is done, i have all a’s, my homework is finished, and i have friends

[katie-lyn]

Phil: "Tick Tock Clock rhymes with..?"

I will fight anyone who tells me he doesn't know what he's doing

[autumn-in-phandom]

Mario Kart Phan-Prix #2

THE SUBSCRIBERS STRIKE BACK!

I wasn’t going to take notes, I was just going to sit back and watch, but between natural hair mentions, sausage fest and biting ass…

-Phil getting massaged by his pixel self and Dan being disturbed, while actually controlling the mouse, telling him he can’t say “yasss” while that happens.

-Teeked, teaked, tiqued? over the edge. Reminds me of teet/teat in ‘I Am Bread.’ The word is tilt Phil. English Language and Linguistics fail.

-“rickety wrecked”

-Phil turned “soft boye” comment into a sort of “yeah boi” with his inflection.

-“Expose me”- P

-Dan totally read the complaint about not receiving soup in a Damien voice from DD.

-Also these promises of things like dates from Mario reminds me of 2009-2011

-I love them managing each other. Dan dimming Phil’s screen and telling him he’s not allowed to do shout outs and Phil checking that Dan tweeted.

-Furry or Philly, “looking sexy”- P

-“Sausage fest”- D

-Phil thinks he should dye his hair mint green. Nah I tried the pastel range, yah gotta go dark Phil.

-Appreciating the well manicured beard

-Natural brown haired mii looks like Phil

-Stop canoodling down there

-“Don’t even look at me.”- P

-“He’ll be coming round the corner when he comes.”- P

-May do something special for 3 million subscribers, that’s a thing

-“Dat ass”- D

-“I’m gonna bite someone’s ass.”- P

-“Protect your butt.”- D

-“My butt has a shell against it and it’s not gonna get touched.”- P

-Phil story about renting a house second year of college, no idea how to live, almost got evicted.

-Dil’s birthday is tomorrow

-Phil is a backseat stream manager

-Beard guy is the most attractive subscriber, that’s why he gets the crown.

-“Shut up!”- D “Buh shudadaduh”- P (or something like that)

-An artist in the chat says Phil is her muse

-“This is your fault Dan”- P

-“Thicccc” microphone

-“I’m gonna shave your beard off.”- P

-“I’ll protect *your* butt.”- P

-Not arms gaming challenge (I’m intrigued, I watched all the gaming challenges the other day and think their due for a new one.)

-“I’ve got a story.”- P (Life going in slow motion, extra step thing.)

-Dan doesn’t want to look at the message for Phil’s Monster Coke anymore.

-“Birthing breaths”- P

-"I know how to play, Daniel"- P

-Dan’s a bastard… well that’s news to me…

-2018 calendar “Oh god the idea”- D (I want to know!)

-Dan unironically listens to the Mario Soundtrack

-“Get bananaed hard.”- I didn’t write down who said this but I’m pretty sure it was Phil.

-D&P livestream “tension ups” (butt clenching)

-Phil touches Dan’s hair after someone complimenting it, asks how he did it today, insinuates he spends hours sculpting it, asks if he prefers having it curly, is basically in love with Dan’s hair.

-Dan says something rude to a subscriber in the game, Phil reminds him: “It’s not me you’re talking to.” (Why does this make me soft?)

-Viktor from Sweden/YOI reference again.

-Dan asks Phil to help with his geography.

-ALeaningPhil

-AFlirtingPhil, scolds Dan about bragging

-Phil sings some song about breasts/mountains that has something to do with being humble… Ah it was Shakira. And I forgot to mention the yodeling! There was yodeling earlier.

-What rhymes with “tick tock clock”- Phil demanding a 7 Second challenge, Dan to his credit does not say cock.

-“Phil you spork”- D

-“Kartage”- D, “Kartation”- P

-Phil’s been stalking subscribers

I forget where this belongs but “deep sea green”, “azure mystery”, “jade depths” would look much better on Phil than mint. No, I haven’t been making hair color edits, why do you ask?

Well that was lovely! <3

[alrambles]

The stages of Phil’s victory, as freeze framed by the Lag™

[kateypops]

EXCUSE ME but did Dan and Phil literally just say my comment and credit it as Phil’s idea?

[cherryblossom-dan]

all i ask for is to have the satisfaction of beating dan howell at mario kart

[impinkieshy]

Well, it was a funny ride, with lots of cute Dan and cute Phil, very good phan racers and very competitive, i just wish i had switch so i could play mario kart too 😩