Jul 28, 2021
Caption Contest
When yet another ensign knits you a sweater and very originally calls it a “Picardigan”
When you’ve been subjected to a three-hour trombone recital that you’re pretty sure was an ode to your second-in-command’s daddy issues
When an omnipotent being disrupts your day for the sixteenth time to ask you if he looks pretty
When an ambassador makes small talk for an entire evening and doesn’t mention horses or archaeology EVEN ONCE
When your ship’s counsellor’s mother exists in your general vicinity
When your ship’s doctor insists you take shore leave on the Happy Funtimes Loud Young People No Grumps Or Books Allowed Planet
When your computer breaks trying to divide a whole number into the Prime Directive
add your own!
