pilot gojo x reader
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It was twenty minutes past the scheduled departure time. The plane hadn't budged an inch, the jet bridge was still attached, and a hundred-plus passengers were shifting in their seats, sighing loudly, and checking their watches. Isn't the pilot supposed to be the first person on the plane? Where the hell was he?
Then, the click of a lock echoed from the backward restroom.
Every head in first class, and a good chunk of the main cabin, snapped toward the sound. The door swung open, and out stepped you, the flight's assistant. You looked completely flushed, hurriedly smoothing down your skirt and adjusting your collar with a perfectly practiced, "nothing to see here" smile. You gave a polite nod to the irritated passengers and started walking briskly down the narrow aisle.
The collective irritation resumed. Fine, an assistant was on board, but where was the captain?
Bam.
The same bathroom door swung open so hard it rattled the bulkhead.
Out stumbled Captain Gojo Satoru.
All 6’3” of him was a chaotic blur of midnight-blue uniform and white hair. Because you were still moving down the narrow aisle, you were technically blocking his path. Without breaking his stride, Gojo caught up to you in a second. He leaned in, planting a hurried, loud smack of a kiss right on your cheek. At the exact same time, his hand dropped, giving your rear a quick, firm squeeze, completely hidden from the passengers' line of sight by his massive frame, but leaving you gasping softly in shock.
"Excuse me, gorgeous" he whispered with a wink, before sprinting past.
He was practically sprinting down the aisle toward the cockpit, frantically buttoning up the last two buttons of his white inner shirt. His tie was draped loosely around his neck like a scarf, and right there, plain as day on his lips, was a glaring smudge of your exact shade of lipstick.
The cabin went dead silent.
As Gojo zoomed past row 3, Yuji had his jaw on the floor. Next to him, Megumi slowly raised his hand, his expression completely blank.
"Damn" Megumi muttered.
Without missing a beat, Gojo flashed a blinding grin, reached out, and smacked a perfect mid-air high-five with Megumi's hand. "My boy!" Gojo called back, before diving straight into the cockpit and slamming the door behind him.
Not even ten seconds later, the intercom crackled to life. There was no professional chime. Instead, the entire cabin was filled with the heavy, uneven breathing of a man who had just run a marathon, or something else entirely.
"Good afternoon... (heavy breath)... ladies, gentlemen, and my buds in row three. This is your... (deep inhale)... dashing pilot, Captain Satoru Gojo speaking."
He paused, a smug, completely unbothered chuckle vibrating through the speakers. He knew exactly what everyone was thinking. He knew they saw the lipstick.
"First off, apologies for the slight delay—let’s just say the pre-flight check... ran a little long, and the captain was getting thoroughly, thoroughly briefed on standard operating procedures. Weather looks beautiful, flight time is going to be a breeze....
...and I promise to make up for lost time because, well, I’m just that good. Strap in, relax, and thank you for flying with the strongest airline crew in the sky."
The intercom went quiet for a second, save for the sound of him clearing his throat, his voice dropping into a breathless, dramatic murmur.
"...please wait just a moment before we taxi, everyone. Your captain needs a second to... um... comedownfromthehigh. Hang tight."
In the galley, you covered your burning face with both hands, dying of embarrassment as the flight attendants next to you practically doubled over laughing, giving you teasing looks.
a poor passenger who was recording incase of an emergency, worried of the flight's situation got it all on camera, and the clip went where all clips go to embarass you, the internet. By the next day, it was the number one trending topic online.
@ getalifenga: The kid saying "damn" represents the entire internet right now.
@ user7392: THE HEAVY BREATHING ON THE INTERCOM?! Someone check on the assistant, she fought for her life in there
@ dazaid1glazer: The way he high-fived him while running for his life LMFAO
@ whydonttheyglowirl: "Come down from the high" GIRL WHAT DID YA DO TO HIM?!?
@ sea_urchin_megumi: I'm washing my hand. pls delete this video.
You stared at your phone in horror. Gojo just leaned over your shoulder, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind and resting his chin on your shoulder, entirely proud of himself. "Look at that, babe," he purred against your ear. "We're viral."
your face was burning. “You could’ve at least tried to sound professional.”
“Baby” he laughed, voice still rough, “I was breathing like I just ran a marathon. Professionalism left the second you dragged me in there by my tie.”
He leaned in, lips brushing your ear.
"Now… where were we before we were so rudely interrupted by a flight schedule?"
