#pipe weed

[theworldsoftolkein]

Good Morning - by Donato Giancola

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[adamedits]

Lord of the Rings - Well-earned comforts

[lucigoo]

Hello! For the WIP game, what's your "Pipe Weed" one about?

Ohh this one is fun in my opnion, its also entirely @shantismurf and @sunnyrosewritesstuff amd the Bagginshield Book CLub servers fault lmao

The idea is it's a quest retelling, but Pipe weed, isnt just tobacca, its the most phychodelic weed in all of Middle earth and is part of the reasons hobits are so chill and just want to eat. Gandalf of course knows this, but no one else, including the dwarves do and so they dont realse when they keep pilfering Bilbo's (who seems to have a never ending suppl of the stuff) what they are letting themselves into. So al the odd, daft etc moments are because of the dwarves being high as kites and Bilbo is unimpressed that they are ruing his high lol

An excerpt for you:

As he was thinking of creative ways to get the dwarves out of his smial he noticed Gandalf coming over to him. Bilbo folded his arms and glared at his friend. “Get them out.” he ordered the Maia. “My dearest Bilbo ….” Gandalf started, just to be rudely interrupted by Bilbo. “Don't you dearest me you overgrown bully. I don't want them in my home, I don't want to face a dragon and the pretty one can roast his head in my oven!” he said with a glare back at his noisy smial. “Pretty?” Gandalf asked, hiding his laugh. “Don't start.” Bilbo muttered, waving his pipe at Gandalf. “And give me some of the Longbottom leaf I can smell on you. If you are going to have subpar taste you won't mind sharing it.” he said through his gritted teeth, “Bilbo,” Gandalf started again, but handed over his pipe weed pouch anyway. Bilbo wasted no time lighting and filling his pipe, looking from his bench as he did so. “Fine, I shall go, but there are things I need so I will meet you all at the inn at midday. I'm not going on this journey unprepared.” He muttered. “And what supplies will you need Bilbo?" Gandalf asked with that damnable twinkle in his eye. “You know what, I'm not putting up with you lot sober.” He said as he looked at the sky. “No, it will have to wait till morning, and don't forget what hobbits are like if we run out Gandalf, if you want your dwarves to survive I suggest you remember that.” he said with a huff as he waved Gandalf away, having had enough of the bloated windbag for one night.  

[bogsandcreeks]

This little fella likes smoking his pipe-weed underneath the shelter of toadstools.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Hello Gnome

Not sure if there's an honorific I should be using, but Gnome will suffice for now I think.

Was wondering if you had any contacts for pipeweed or similar, less licit, substances.

Also if you know any cute witches or wizards.

I'm trying to throw a little bit of a get-together.

You're invited if you want, but it's BYOP

Anyway, cheers

-Fool No. 7

You want some pipe weed? Boy have I got a place for you. Out in the northernmost region of the Everfey Forest, there’s a old stone monolith. Walk around the monolith 3 times, clockwise. Then you’re going to see a wood shack about 20 paces in front of you. Don’t worry, you weren’t losing your mind, it wasn’t there before. Enter the shack, and ask the satyr for pipe weed, Fairy Dust, Powdered Crystals, and any other stimulants you want. DO NOT GIVE HIM YOUR NAME. For payment, tell him a riddle.

As for cute witches/wizards, I don’t know any. My apprentices might, but they won’t tell me.

My name is Gnomus, by the way.

[dankxlove]

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[mrpicky]

I have spoken with the knowledgeable parties. We have agreed that Snoop Dogg is Mithrandir. If you mention Gandalf the High to me, I will know you are referring to him.