YALL HEAR ME OUT!! >o<
planking until failure trend but it’s Clark at work, hearing Bruce’s heartbeat go off rhythm and immediately panicking, until his ears (and more hehe) perk up at the ragged breathing and low whimpers coming from his human. He glances at the clock on his desk to see its around the time Bruce has his daily workout session.(stalking ain’t all that bad) poor Clark has to bolt to the restroom to take care of his not so small problem.
emphasizing ‘his human’ because they aren’t even together. bruce doesn’t trust him yet, but that doesn’t stop Clark from obsessing over what will be his eventually(full confidence he’ll bag Bruce)
ORRRR
Clark walking into the batcave, just to be met with an image straight out of a sex dream. Bruce trembling as he holds a plank, back covered in a thin layer of sweat (& let’s not forget that unholy waist of his), he’s practically sobbing into Clark’s ears, god bless super hearing. he may or may not have secretly pulled out an audio recorder, yk for journalistic integrity.
i’ve been thinking about this nonstop. my boy kent and i are cultured individuals. i just know he would have files and files of all the different kind of noises that come out of Bruce.
