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Robert doesn’t eat in front of the Z-Team because he knows he’ll make an embarrassing noise (i.e. a moan) if the food is good enough (and his standards are low), and the Z-Team thinks he’s starving himself so ofc they have to figure out a way to trick him into eating

laurenillustrated

Mystery Inc. meet Holmes and Watson!

I am having a lot of fun with this Victorian Scooby Doo au!!

syn4k

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

syn4k

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

moveslikekeithrichards

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

moveslikekeithrichards

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

the-apocrypha

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

lynx-girl

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

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You should never forget the Tommy Gun

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

#doslova moje žena když řídí na mě be like: odepiš paní z marketplace #najsi nejbližší kešku #podej mi colu za zadní podlahy #xDDD

aardciaga

sketchbook sketchbook sketchbook

teaboot

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

teaboot

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

probuccalfat

every time a young gay person quits smoking or makes the decision that they want to quit, the sun shines on us all with the promise of happiness and beauty.

probuccalfat

i appreciate everybody that’s sharing the sentiment that it’s good for anyone to quit smoking (it is) but i very specifically wanted to highlight and encourage LGBTQ youth because lesbian, gay, and bisexual people are about 1.5 to 2.5 times more likely to smoke cigarettes than heterosexual people, and the statistics for transgender people are even higher than cisgender people. this is due to tobacco companies marketing heavily and aggressively to LGBTQ communities and exploiting the higher rates of mental health struggles prevalent in our communities.

i want and hope to see all my LGTBQ people live long, healthy, fulfilled lives despite how predatory and punishing this world can be. you should stay around as long as you can to make it a little better in your own way.

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I wanna specifically shoutout trans men here because back in the day (I don’t know if it’s still prevalent) there was quite a common rumour going around that smoking could make your voice deeper, which meant a huge upstick in young trans men taking up smoking.

So, if any trans men are being told about this, it’s not true!! Smoking will not change your voice, at least not until you’re about forty years down the line and you’ve already irreparably destroyed your lungs and throat and mouth and pretty much every other organ in your body. When you hear heavy smokers with deeper, scratchier voices it is literally because their vocal cords have been ruined. This is not a passive effect of smoking, it is a very very damaging one!

It’s simply not worth it! There will be no meaningful changes except terrible ones. Voice training will do a lot more for you than cigarettes will, I promise that the people urging you to start smoking as a voice training method do not have your best interests at heart!

(And you know what, this also goes for not eating due to the idea that starving yourself will decrease your chest size. Like with smoking, there will be no meaningful changes except terrible ones. Your body is worth so much more than that and there will always be healthier alternatives!)

I wanna see trans people thrive, and one day when things get better and you’re able to start your transition, you’ll want a body that will last as long as possible so you can enjoy every little moment of your life. Please take care of yourself!!

ob-2-kenobi

As for trans women and other trans people taking estrogen HRT, smoking has been proven to reduce or even cancel out the effects of estrogen on the body. If you quit smoking, your transition will be faster, fuller, and smoother. I know that it's hard, but your boobs will thank you!

(Btw, afaik smoking only has this effect on estrogen from HRT. Estrogen that AFAB bodies produce naturally is not affected, so smoking is still bad for trans men)

In addition (and this applies to all trans people), smoking increases risks of complications during surgery, so doctors might refuse to let you get whatever surgeries you want if you smoke. They'll at least tell you to quit for a while beforehand, which will be easier to do if you'd already quit to begin with.

(played Dispatch and fell in love with it in January but i was busy as heck and fiiiiinally i have some time to draw ♡ yay) so anyway

here's my take on this spicy trend cause I couldn't get this unhinged idea out of my head

🤭👉👈

#dispatch game #this random silly sketch just made me so happy heheheh #dispatch #dispatch fanart #dispatch headcanon #flambae #dispatch chad #dispatch comic #robert robertson #robert roberson iii #dispatch robert #prism #prism dispatch #dispatch meme #planking until failure #dispatch thirsttrap

Ungentrified version

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

criptochecca

^ is a zionist

room429

vintage-ukraine

Spring on the Mountain Pass by Volodymyr Sydoruk, 1965

jackkdaniels

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

mikanseinic

“how to recognize AI in fanfic” — hey so this is another not-gentle reminder that AI stole from us. it’s using OUR words and OUR sentences and OUR styles.

writing “long” paragraphs is not a sign of AI — it’s a common narrative choice many writers make both in fanfiction and in traditionally published novels, and AI stole it from us.

using an em dash is not a sign of AI. it’s a stylistic sentence choice that’s been an option in place of commas and semicolons for a very long time, and AI stole it from us.

long sentence structures are not a sign of AI, but are yet another stylistic choice writers often make to create a cadence and tone that mimics the flow of poetry, and AI stole it from us.

“YA narrative breaks”? i don’t even know what the fuck this means, but i can guarantee that AI stole it from us.

italics are once again a stylistic choice that many writers love to use to create emphasis, and it’s a more stylistically acceptable and traditional form of emphasis than bold or underline text. oh, and just to be extra clear: AI STOLE IT FROM US.

stop creating fandom witch hunts over AI when you know fuck all about what it means to sit and write a story, and to spend hours fiddling with sentence structure and dialogue to get the exact right tone. writers will stop writing out of fear that their work “sounds like AI” — IT DOESNT! AI STOLE FROM US! AI SOUNDS LIKE US! — and after a while, all that will be available on AO3 is shitty AI-generated fanfiction.

because yeah, people are going to continue to use AI to write fanfiction whether you “call them out” or not. but making a laughable thread on X that uses asinine criteria is not going to fix that problem. it will just push the real writers out because people will accuse them of using AI when they haven’t, and they will (rightfully) stop writing for spaces that attack them.

anyway. fuck ai.

totallyjustabunchofhocuspocus

I can definitively prove that every single "marker" of AI has been present in my writing since the year of our Lord nineteen fucking ninety seven. Fuck AI.

targetedknowledge

fox-with-five-iiiiis

junk-thunder

one thing no one ever teaches you is that you can just make things nicer and more intentional- you can take your energy drink, pour it in a rocks glass over ice with a slice of lime on the rim, and sip it slow. and you'll think, "wow i am the biggest faggot to have ever lived". and you know what? you're right.

enderon

Been thinking my thoughts about the different sexualities of the Dispatch characters.

Robert: Bisexual, but his self awareness and experience can vary. Either he is completely unaware and thinks he's straight until he's no longer Mecha Man and actually has time to reflect on himself, or he is not only fully aware but has a long experience list and has done some truly haneous shit in bar bathrooms. It just depends on either what's funniest or more fun depending on the context. This man truly holds multitudes.

Invisigal/Courtney: Bisexual, with a preference for women. When it comes to men, she likes smaller men, and only likes topping and being the dominant one (we're gonna pretend that stupid wet dream didn't happen and take her comment on only wanting to do the pegging as gospel), though she's more versatile and willing to switch with women. She self identifies as aromantic, but that probably has more to do with her own hang ups about 'normal' life and her insecurities of thinking she's inherently bad and incapable of being anything other than a villain.

Blonde Blazer/Mandy: Panromantic, she's definetly one of those 'I don't care about their appearance or what's in their pants, I just like people for their personality', which is fair and valid of her. I also like the idea of her being asexual, both because I think her refusing to be intimate with Phenomaman and saying it's because their genitals are incompatible rather than being honest is very in character for her, but also because I'm a big fan of female characters who are seen as very attractive and desirable sex objects having no interest in sex at all. She's not sex repulsed, and would probably be fine with it sometimes with the right partner, but she does not experience sexual attraction and it is not a drive for her.

Royd: Gay, big friendly bear of a man. Honestly I could see his sexuality going any direction, I just like him being gay the most. Though I could also see him as one of those guys everyone is certain is gay until he gushes about his tiny girlfriend who works out and can give the strongest hugs. That also feels very accurate. But for me, I prefer gay.

Chase: Gay, I dunno, he just reads gay to me. As a matter of fact, I imagine him being very prolific in his past, basically just as out there and experienced as Flambae. But because of his physical age, it's made his dating and sex life very difficult because most people his actual age aren't interested in someone who looks his age and those of the age he looks, while in a similar physical state, still are older and have the attitudes and life experience that makes it feel weird. Not to say that there isn't that golden 30 something who is totally into white foxes and would enjoy that Chase is still young in attitude and talk, but it's difficult to find. He always bitches about Flambae giving too much info and being a whore whenever he brags about his newest experience cause he's jealous that he doesn't get to be the one out at the clubs every night himself. Real gay on gay crime.

Golem/Bruno: Aroace, and it's not just cause he literally doesnt have genitals and reproductive capabilities. He's thought about it and listened to tons of people describe and explain how attraction feels to them, and he just doesn't feel any of that. And that's fine by him. It's hard enough finding people that are willing to be friends with him and treat him like an actual person and not an object without the added longing for a partner as well. When Invisigal gets drunk, she often ends up crying and saying they can be platonic life partners and use shit she steals to buy a big place in the country with enough room for his adopted baby kaiju to grow big and strong.

Flambae/Chad: Gay, I mean, he's the only one in the game with a canon sexuality, and he definetly does not try to hide it. I imagine he's one of those guys who never once thought he was straight. He has known since he was old enough to understand attraction and love that he had no interest in girls. While he's always been very certain about himself, he was concerned about his family finding out, because of certain attitudes in his culture. Of course he didn't realise just how obvious he'd always been and that his parents knew pretty early on. They might have hoped, when he was younger, that he might grow out of it, but eventually they realised 'yeah, that's not happening'. They try to be supportive.

Prism/Alice: Bisexual, an equal opportunity hoe. She's a bit picky about her partners though. She doesn't have just one set in stone type, rather they need to have the right mix of looks and personality and her willingness to be around them for her to be willing to engage. She also doesn't do casual hook ups, preferring commitment. Part of all of this is that she's been burned in the past with fans of hers being weird, and so she's developed these more stringent preferences to cope and protect herself. She'll gladly live vicariously through Flambae's wild and free accounts.

Malevola: Lesbian, this is entirely self-indulgent. Big, strong, beautiful, demon lady who is also a rampant lady kisser. But she's not one to be as constrained by titles or her sexuality and can be pretty fluid. Like, she is at least a little attracted to Robert, finding his depressing disaster vibe cute. She probably wouldn't sleep with him, but she wouldn't be against making out and some heavy petting. She and Sonar realised she would be the perfect person to keep him in line and hold him accountable when she strung him up by his feet when he found out she's a lesbian and said he wanted to see her making out with another girl. They're working on it.

Sonar/Victor: Says he's straight, but he's as straight as you can call someone who is only too willing to drop to his knees in a dingy bathroom to get something he wants. He somehow has no issues finding justifications for why he just HAS to suck that guy's dick or let that guy finger him in the alley, of course always finding excuses for why it's totally 'no homo'. Again, Malevola is working on it. They'll crack that nut eventually.

Punch Up/Colm: Straight, but more flexible than he used to think. When he and Coupe dated, they had several threesomes, a few of them with guys, and he learned that, actually, being with guys is just as fun as with ladies. He still prefers and is actively attracted to women, but he's developed a more open eye and will admit that it's not outside the realm of possibility that he could possibly end up with a guy in the future. Though that'd probably only happen if Coupe wasn't in his life anymore, cause despite the break up she is still his lady.

Coupe/Janelle: Doesn't really identify with any labels and honeslty didn't have much experience with sex outside of it's uses in her work until adulthood. She's much more of a romantic than people expect, wanting one of those wild romances from her romantacy novels. Punch Up is really the only relarionship she's ever been in and was the first person she got intimate with where it wasn't for work. The threesomes were an opportunity for her to explore herself and her sexuality, with her only feeling safe enough to let go and do so with Punch Up there to have her back. While I don't know if she'd ever end up using any labels, she's probably some version of bi or pan, where she likes everyone.

Waterboy/Herman: Demisexual, he hasn't had much experience because of his nerves and anxiety, and currently identifies most with this cause it feels the most accurate, though he'll admit that it's possible that he currently only experiences attraction to people after getting to know them because he's too nervous to let himself be attracted to a stranger. He's not so attached that he's against changing that label should he learn more about himself in the future.

Phenomaman/Katton-Ur: He obviously doesn't really have much concept of human sexuality, and it doesn't help that his kind don't have a simple 'male and female' binary like on Earth, but he's probably closer to some sort of bi or pan, where he's less attracted to someone for their gender and more for their power. That used to be physical power, but he's learning a lot about different ways someone can be powerful and is finding that that can also be incredibly attractive.

Shroud/Elliot: Gay, diversity win this man's sexuality doesn't excuse him for being a shitty little bitch. I think the idea of him and Robbie being bitter exes is so funny, especially because I see Robbie as being very homophobic. Man finds out that the guy he's been sleeping with who refuses to become anything serious and never lets him stay the night and insists they hide and sneak around and actively flirts with and oggles women in front of him and says gay people are sick and need to grow up has been yanking him around and isn't going to actually make him a hero, and Elliot took that shit personally.

Feel free to share thoughts, ask questions, or even share your own headcanons if any differ.

samozvany-bard

🌈Olomoucký duhový jarmark 2025🌞

Aneb legendární HOMOHODY jsou blíže realitě, než si myslíme!

Kulturní dům nacucky! a komunitní prostor Oáza spolu letos v sobotu 9. května 2026 pořádají Olomoucký duhový jarmark – první lokální LGBT+ akci tohoto druhu, nekomerční, založenou na vzájemném porozumění a přátelském, bezpečném dialogu, v rámci kterého vznikl i dotazník nápadů/potřeb/obav, na který už odpovědělo 85 hanáckých kvírů 😊

V rámci programu se můžete těšit na tématické stánky a doprovodný program, ale aby to nebyly "jen" neziskovky, tak bychom rádi tímto POZVALI:

1) QUEER UMĚLECTVO Z MORAVY (Olomouc je ideální, ale také Brno, Ostrava, Zlín, vesnička uprostřed Valašska...), co by chtělo mít na akci svůj stánek, případě vystavené umčo v rámci výstavy č. 1 "Lokální kvíření" od místního umělectva 🌸

2)QUEER UMĚLECTVO ODKUDKOLIV, co by bylo ochotné vystavit na dálku své umění (ideálně s queer folklorní tematikou) v rámci výstavy č. 2 "Kvíření lokálna" od lidí, co kvíří folklor 🌼

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