#poolboy au

[fallenhunnyapple]

Have this stupid AU @fallenguitarhero and I came up with yesterday. Lucifer is really pathetic in this au-

Rich Divorcee Lucifer is living life free for the first time in a long time and he's thirsting hard for the Pool boy.

He also hires him on to be a landscaper when he expresses interest and knowledge of plants so now Adam is a pool boy/gardener and Lucifer likes to watch him work and offers to let him shower inside after his shifts.

For Adam's part, he had been dating Lilith back in highschool (not because they really wanted to but because their parents were friends) and she left him for a College Guy. So Adam knows Of Lucifer even if he hadn't met him before, but he's very aware that he's working for his ex's ex. And he considers him some sort of one-sided rival because of his hurt pride even though it's been so many years. He has no idea that Lucifer is thirsting over him so hard.

Its not until they meet out and about, so Adam is in his actual clothes and eyeliner and stuff and hanging out with Lute, that Adam finds out that Lucifer is thirsty. Not because Lucifer has been any more obvious than he's been the whole time but because now Lute is watching them interact and feels painfully awkward at how obviously Lucifer wants Adam. Adam was too obsessed with this one sided rivalry to realise.

The details after that, unclear, but they Will bang eventually with Luci taking responsibility and asking Adam out properly afterwards.

(Lucifer is still depressed and having a hard time being separated from his (ex)wife and daughter, but watching Adam and fantasizing gives him something else to focus on. Adam reminds him why he's Bi-)

[karizard-ao3]

What about the pool boy AU?

All I've got is this, which is a very short continuation of Historia and Mrs. Reiss' conversation after Mikasa hung up on them that I posted for someone in the comments of Poolboy 3:

Bonus: Mrs. Reiss and Historia Convo, continued

Historia gasped indignantly. "That little bitch hung up!"

Mrs. Reiss raised an eyebrow. "It sounds like she has better things to do," she said, unable to stop the smile that twitched at the corners of her lips. "And are you sure it was a drummer? I thought it was a bass player."

"He was after," said Historia. "I'm pretty sure she broke up the band."

Mrs. Reiss shook her head admiringly. "That girl is living the dream." She cast her daughter a conspiratorial look. "Eren's an excellent pool cleaner but the real reason I hired him was so I can watch him work from the upstairs window."

"Mom! Ew!" said Historia. 

"If only I was 20 years younger and single," Mrs. Reiss sighed. 

"Try 40 years younger," sniffed Historia.

Mrs. Reiss gasped, looking wounded.

Mr. Reiss glanced up from his newspaper. "What are you girls talking about?" he said.

"Mom is daydreaming about fucking your poolboy," said Historia.

"Just use protection, dear," said Mr. Reiss, dryly. 

"That won't be necessary," said Mrs. Reiss. "Mikasa got to him first."

"Oh, did she?" said Mr. Reiss, raising an eyebrow. "Good for her. Do you remember the time she was fucking that drummer?"

[drgrlfriend]

Updated:  We’ve Got Chemistry

Sorry for the gap in updates -- I got a little distracted, but We’ve Got Chemistry is definitely getting finished.  Here’s the next chapter in the ongoing saga of Poolboy-but-not-really!Stiles and Rich!Derek Hale, based on this amazing gifset by sterek.

Chapter 7:  Well you’ve got one choice maybe two

Excerpt:

When people came home from business trips they brought their suitcases upstairs, right?  And put them on the bed and unpacked? 

Stiles nodded to himself solemnly.  That made total sense. So if he wanted Derek to see his idea first thing, he should just...leave it...right here…

Stiles had been gravitating toward the bed, and now he put the laptop down on it.  It seemed to sink deep into the comforter invitingly. Man, that looked soft. Stiles reached out his hand and brushed it.  It was like petting the softest of kittens, the fluffiest of puppies. Stiles wanted to marry this comforter.

And if the comforter was so nice, the pillows must be...yes.  Stiles had crawled fully on the bed on his hands and knees now, and the pillow was just as soft and fluffy as it looked.  Stiles hugged it, and the warm, cedar-y smell of Derek wafted up. He shut his eyes in bliss.

This pillow was amazing.  He could just imagine burrowing into it in the morning, after a long night of snuggling.  Derek would be making Stiles breakfast while Stiles slept for just a few minutes longer…

Stiles was starfished out on the bed now, smiling goofily.  He hugged the pillow tighter as his fantasy melted seamlessly into the happiest of dreams.

[fallenhunnyapple]

Lute is unfortunately subjected to having to see Adam oblivious as he gets hit on by his employer-

[drgrlfriend]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

We’ve Got Chemistry is now COMPLETE!

Chapter 8:  You’re gonna love me baby when you get to know me

Excerpt:

Derek was warm, and cosy, and not at all ready to wake up yet.  There was a line of heat all down his back, and a comfortable pressure across his side.  He felt thoroughly relaxed, surrounded by warmth.  And then —

“Fuck!  Shit!  Oh my god!  Holy fuck!”  Stiles startled, kneeing Derek in the small of the back, scrabbling away so hard he tumbled over the side of the bed.  “Fuck!”

Derek was tempted to peek over and make sure he was okay, but it was also pretty clear that Stiles wasn’t reacting so well to finding Derek asleep next to him.  Already frozen in indecision, Derek took the coward’s way out, and pretended to still be asleep.

“Oh, no.  Oh, fuck.”  He could tell Stiles was standing now, looking at him.  “Fuckity fuck.”

[perfackles]

Dean can't help but to watch as his new pool boy cleans the patio. His unbelievably tight polo uniform hugs Cas' torso in all the right ways. Dean always sneaks a peek at him but those intended quick glances soon become long unbroken stares. The company of his new employ finally gives him reason to use his pool and showcase his sexy new swimsuit. The heat from the summer day entices Dean to invite the pool boy to a nice dip in the water and Cas soon discovers why Dean makes such a great boss...

I hadn’t noticed this came into my inbox so sorry for taking so long to reply but YES ALL THE YES. 

hehehe all these delicious poolboy headcanons have been much appreciated, thank you kind anon! 

[zu-art]

Unfinished forever cause I can't be bothered to draw backgrounds BUT I wanted to post this anyway \o/

[winterysomnium]

I wonder if this will work o^o)a well it's 3am I'll regret this later =v= <3

This is still the best thing ever. Thank youuu. I love it.♥

(Does anyone remember the poolboy AU?)