#poor alex

[devilsdayoff]

Hey guys, I think you forgot the baby!

[natalievoncatte]

Alex worked the skin of her forehead with her fingers, angrily kneading the flesh in a vain attempt to suppress a pounding headache.

“I’m telling you, I’m fine,” Kara insisted.

She was not fine, damn it! Kryptonite exposure was serious, even if it had no apparent, immediate effects. The little chunk of vibrant purple rock was currently in a lead-lined chamber where Brainy was mercilessly prodding at its secrets, trying to figure out exactly what it did other than make Kara sweat profusely when she was within ten feet of it.

“I don’t feel sick. What’s the big deal?”

“Red Kryptonite didn’t make you sick at first, either,” said Alex. “You’re not leaving the Tower until I’m certain you’re not going to track down Cat Grant and fling her off the nearest roof.”

Kara, seated on her hospital bed in the med bay, crossed her arms and pouted theatrically. “That was one time.”

She sounded a little brittle, probably because they didn’t talk about that. Well, they did -Kara cried for hours- but afterwards the whole thing became a sore spot and it was clear they they weren’t going to talk about it again. Alex could hear the little crack in Kara’s voice, the touch of strain that signaled how on edge she was.

“Running off and hiding won’t make it any less real, kiddo,” Alex sighed. “Once we’re sure you can go, but no Supergirl for at least a week. I don’t know if what that stuff did to you, but I don’t want to risk your powers shutting off while you’re thirty thousand feet up, or something.”

Kara huffed. Fine.

It was an abundance of caution, to be sure, but the others could pick up the slack. Kara had taken breaks before, and the world didn’t fall apart. Sometimes Alex wanted to just grab her and shake her for all the good it would do. Kara deserved some time off. She deserved to be a person too.

“What’s going on?”

Alex looked up and tried to conceal her relief as Lena walked into the room. Alex liked this new Lena a lot more, the Lena who ran a charitable foundation and didn’t straighten her hair anymore and wore hoodies most of the time. This Lena was friend-shaped, as it were, and put her at ease.

Almost.

“Kara was exposed to a new form of Kryptonite, and…”

And she was off the bed.

Kara was already on her feet. Her pupils were so dilated that her eyes were almost black, the blue almost absent. She was staring at Lena with such an intensity that Alex was afraid she was about to attack her.

Lena looked panicked, but not by the Kryptonian staring her down. “What? Where is it? I need to see it right now, what if…” Lena trailed off, her face going slack for just a moment.

Alex stared at her. What the fresh hell was this?

“Guys?” said Alex. “What’s wrong with… you…”

Kara stalked forward, walking in a hip-popping sashay that would have made a Victoria’s Secret model blush, surging into Lena’s personal space, and… sniffed.

Then sniffed again.

Kara was smelling her.

“Uh,” said Alex.

Lena looked up at her -in flat shoes she was noticeably shorter- and sniffed back. Alex’s jaw went slack.

“Okay,” said Alex. “I’m going to need one of you to explain why you’re doing… that. Like right now.”

They both ignored her. Lena slipped in close, ducking under Kara’s chin, and sniffed at her again. It looked quite a bit like she was about to press her mouth to Kara’s throat, which was both shocking and… seriously, five fucking years of these idiots shooting and missing was bad enough, but right in front of her?

“Hey,” Alex said, taking a step towards the door. “Uh, we good?”

Kara wrapped Lena up in her powerful arms and nuzzled her nose into Lena’s hair, her chest thrumming with a loud purring sound.

“I’m in the room,” Alex deadpanned.

“Alex,” Brainy called, rushing up the hall.

A powerful… scent, or maybe an odor, washed over Alex and she nearly gagged. Whatever it was, it was making Lena try to climb Kara like a tree. The moment Lena popped one of the snaps on Kara’s cape and it fell halfway off her back, Alex bolted for the door and yanked it shut behind her as she stumbled into the hallway.

Brainy was outside, snd Nia was with him.

“Alex, I have good news. The radiation from the lavender Kryptonite sample appears to be entirely benign, although curiously it seems to have activated some anatomical peculiarities that appear to be, so to speak, left over from the evolutionary ancestors of Kryptonians.”

Alex groaned. “Such as?”

“Scent glands, and a peculiar ability to-“

“Guys,” said Nia. “What is that noise?”

Brainy paused, focusing. “I believe that Lena just addressed Kara as…”

“Did she say ‘daddy’?” said Nia.

“Shut up!” Alex barked, slapping her hands over her ears. “I am not hearing this, tralalalalalalala I’m going to the bar!”

“Yeah, I’m coming too,” said Nia.

Brainy turned, listening.

“Evidently, so is Lena.”

“I hate my life” Alex muttered.

[gr12026]

I'm literally the number one GR1 voucher, but omg if George wins that'll mean that Alex will be the only 2019 rookie without a wdc 💔

[planethermoon]

HELLO EVERYONEEE! (again)

•Maybe I will take a while to upload the next part talking about my humble opinion on Alex's relationships and I take a while because I was doing my research, so yeah

(this is the first part talking about Louise and Alex and I edited this post a few times)

Before starting, I want to clarify a one thing:

- I don't want my account to become some kind of shit-talk-tuner (i love that account) but, yeah.. I have noticed that I received more notifications if I post something about Arctic Monkeys or anything else and I want to say that my account is not only about AM, but also personal things, but it's understandable if you're not interested.

_________________________________________

Well, getting to the point.

I think it was clear that Louise is an immature person and no matter what happens, they will not make me want to like her. On TikTok I have been in conflict with some AM fans because I don't like Louise (and I think on Tumblr too) but I want to say that I don't like her because she is hypocritical, racist, and some of those other things. No, I don't hate her because she is the girlfriend of my celebrity crush, my other celebrity crush is Cillian Murphy and unlike Louise, Yvonne really seems to be a good and reserved person. And I'm sure that many don't hate Louise for being Alex's girlfriend, but because she really is a shit.

Another thing is that in Alex's recent

(this one)

the girl said that Louise had taken the photo of her and it seems so hypocritical to me, because there is a lot of evidence that Louise is rude to AM fans.

by: user1284904o29q94

sooo, yeah... hypocrite.

Another thing that is more than obvious, the relationship between Alex and Louise is toxic.

I think I also said it, that their relationship doesn't seem serious and is just... (ahem, if you know what I mean, sex.) Not only that, I found out that around 2014/2015 Alex had some French groupies (groupie: is a person, usually a woman, who is a devoted fan of a musical artist or band, and who often attempts to approach them and establish a personal relationship, sometimes in the hope of a romantic or sexual relationship) who were friends of Louise. Although we know Louise was a fan of AM and Alex.. but that her friends also slept with him is simply.... questionable 🤷🏻‍♀️

And I am sure that Alex stayed with Louise because Louise was more his type and that is more than obvious.

In case you're wondering who the groupies (Louise's friends) are, they are Agatha and MMJ. That I saw that MMJ went to Louise's sister's wedding.

Not only that, explaining that the relationship between Alex and Louise does not seem sentimental, we realized that Alex wanted to distance himself from her because Louise's own sister said that they had broken up but it was for a while.

I think it's no secret that Alex is tied to that relationship and I don't know if I'm the only one who thinks Alex is depressed (for unknown and personal reasons)

I still have no idea how Alex and Louise met, but I will have to investigate it anyway.

And I don't know if Alex really supports Louise financially, because well.. Louise hasn't released any music and according to her she is a singer, but I don't know if she really has a job or what

WELL, WELL

Ending with this post and in conclusion, she is a bad person, Alex is probably depressed and is in a toxic relationship I NEED ALEX TO REALIZE THAT HE CAN BE ALONE ONCE IN HIS LIFE WITHOUT DEPENDING ON A ROMANTIC LOVE, BECAUSE THAT MAN CANNOT BE ALONE. And it's frustrating, but many will say “if he is with Louise it's because he loves her” Dude, absolutely not... he doesn't even look happy and they don't even live together... As I say, it is a toxic relationship.

Well, I think it's already clear..(later I will make another post talking a little more about what I think) in two days I will make a post but talking about the American version of Louise, Amanda Blank. (I promise)

I would do it in this post but I really don't want it to get too long and right now I'm very lazy.. so, that would be all.

(I don't know if you noticed, but I liked putting evidence this time, and I apologize for my mistakes, my language is not English)

Bye. 💋

[swedishgrandprix]

Florida!!! ✧ LS2

Social Media AU, based of Florida!!! by Taylor Swift.

warning: cursing, mentions of mature content

Includes: Logan Sargeant + singer!fem!reader

please note!: This is my first smau, I'm also new to Tumblr! 🫶🏻 Please be kind.

Liked by conangray, logansargeant and 1.7 million more.

yourusername: Florida!!! Feat. Florence + The Machine out April 19th, pre-save now!

View comments:

conangray: ATE SO HARD!!

username1:MYSTERY MAN??

username2: THIS IS GONNA GO SO HARD

lewisamilton: most listened song of the year right here

littlebodybigheart: 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

florenceandthemachine: loved every second working with you babes ❤️

liked by yourusername, oscarpiastri and 32,735 more.

logansargeant: Tough race, but amazing fans like always! Next up is Miami, time to head home! 🩵

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username3: Logie bear no one could make me hate you

username4: y/n in the likes ...

oscarpiastri: Have a good home race! 👊

logansargeant: Thanks bro! 👊

alexalbon: why are you looking at my car???

logansargeant: debrief 🙄

liked by logansargeant, F1 and 8 million others.

yourusername: my single Florida!!! feat. Florence + The Machine out at midnight! 🩵

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username6: LOGAN SARGEANT IS THAT YOU

F1: our new anthem 🫡

yourusername: @maxverstappen1 maxverstappen1: wtf

username7: UGHH I'M SHAKING IN MY BOOTS

username8: I'm gonna eat this song up for breakfast, lunch and dinner

username9: why is no one talking about how messy y/ns recording studio is

yourusername: i like it messy just like my songs username10: ate

liked by yourbff, logansargeant and 13 million others.

yourusername: Florida!!! feat. Florence + The Machine out NOW!!! 🩵🩵🩵

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F1: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING! EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!

florenceandthemachine: 🫶🏻

username11: Logan girlies are FREAKING OUT

username12: if Logan managed to bag y/n it's over

liked by alexalbon, yourusername and 259,204 others.

logansargeant: been home for a bit 🏄

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alexalbon: 👀

oscarpiastri: 🤭

username13: guys we know already just make an announcement PLEASE

username14: ok mr. "Fuck me up Florida".

username15: my innocent baby isn't so innocent after all...

liked by logansargeant, landonorris and 20 million others.

tagged: logansargeant

yourusername: fuck me up, florida. 🩵

comments have been restricted.

logansargeant: 🩵

landonorris: we have lost yet another member of the single people on the grid group ☹️

alexalbon: can you and Logan maybe not sleep next to my room next time 🥰 unless you wanna write about me banging on the wall

fin. 💐

[harleychick91]

3 women in The Dark Valley

2 secrets

1 very irritated Lena Luthor

While this isn’t technically a meme, I had to make it into a fic for my series. Credit for the gif set: arayeee

https://www.tumblr.com/harleychick91/777232866642903040/sg-mrs-luthor-lena-crickets

Slip of the Tongue

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62734897/chapters/163185979

[boujee-marsh]

Meddy really went to war with Learner, learnt all the tricks and used them all on ADM

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"I was trying to keep you out of it."

Almost Paradise S02E09 Old Times.