#poor delivery guy

[letoscrawls]

not my sister's gf sending her flowers when she's not home and I'M home waxing my legs while waiting for the janniksin match

[purpurniymstitel]

Im craving a particular brand of popcorn that's not sold anywhere near me so bad I ordered a delivery from another district

[idontknowwhyimhere102]

I started good omens today and just spent 6 hours binging the entirety of season one. THAT SHIT WAS GOOD

[krae-hb]

My dog started barking at the FedEx guy so of course I spyed on him through the window until he left

I watched the truck sit in my driveway for 3 minutes, watched him picked up a small box, drop the box, stare at the box, and then use a handheld scanner to scan the box.

I really felt those few moments when he was staring at the ground in frustration and disappointment

[bettermetalgoat]

So I've been walking around singing "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" as obnoxiously as possible. I also realized that I'm supposed to get a package in soon (probably today), so if the delivery guy shows up he's probably gonna be like "The fuck is wrong with this crazy bitch?"

[danithelicious]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WEATEHR HERE????

[mannaharie]

it's hilarious to listen to my dog freak out at people when they come to the door. They must be scared out of their minds...