#poor kankuro

[sillysnowden11]

Kankuro: so are you excited to have brothers?

Shikamaru: not really...

Gaara: we’re brothers and I’m still not excited about it.

[depressedkakashihatake]

You gata feel bad for Kankuro.

Out of all the things that could happen in his life, he got his dad’s bad looks XD

[yzy-sunagakure]

Shinki likes gardening, just like his daddy

Therefore, he and his daddy decorate the entire house with their spiny cactus friends, much to Kankuro’s chagrin

Kankuro, accidentally stepping on a potted cactus: HOLY FUCKING SHIT OWWW DAMMIT GAAAAAARA! What did I say about leaving your goddamn ugly cactuses all over the damned house?

Gaara, offended: I happen to find this particular plant very attractive. Also, it’s cacti.

Kankuro: Do I look like I give a freaking fuck—

Gaara: She’s not mine. I believe this one was cultivated by Shinki.

Kankuro: She? Oh for the love of—another cactus-fucker in the damn family, just great! Whatever, just tell your brat not to leave his damn plants on the floor!

Gaara: Shinki—!

Shinki: Yes, Father?

Gaara: Uncle Kankuro ruined your new cactus.

Shinki: What. Did you say.

Kankuro: Hey t-that’s not what I—

Gaara: He also called her ugly.

Shinki: I hope you know what this means, Uncle Kankuro. I may put up with your antics but I will not tolerate insult upon any member of my garden.

Kankuro, in an Iron Sand Coffin: Gaara, I am going to throw out every single one of your cactuses for this—

Gaara and Shinki: It’s cacti.

[yzy-sunagakure]

Temari: If Gaara is the coolest person in Suna, then I’m the hottest.

Kankuro: Hey what about me?

Temari: You’re lukewarm and thoroughly unappetizing

Kankuro: ...

Gaara: I believe that qualifies as a “burn”

[yzy-sunagakure]

When Gaara says something

Shinki: Yes Father!

Araya: Yessir!

Yodo: Yes Lord Kazekage!

When Kankuro says something

Shinki: ...

Araya: ...

Yodo: ...

Kankuro: ARE YOU THREE EVEN LISTENING

Shinki: I wish I wasn’t

Araya: Oh sorry did you say something sir I wasn’t listening

Yodo: *turns up volume on earbuds*

Kankuro: You have superhuman hearing. I know you can hear me

Yodo: No I can’t

[yzy-sunagakure]

Shikadai: ‘Sup Kankuro.

Kankuro: Just who do you think your “‘sup’ing”, brat? That was almost the most disrespectful shit I’ve ever heard! I’m your uncle dammit!

Shikadai: But Uncle Gaara said it’s okay. Uncle Gaara said he used to call Yashamaru by name too, even though Yashamaru was his uncle.

Kankuro: Yeah, but that’s Gaara. Anything that came out of his mouth between age 6 and 12 was actually the most disrespectful shit I’ve ever heard.

Shikadai: You know what else? Yashamaru used to call him “Lord Gaara”.

Kankuro: How the fuck do you know these th—

Shikadai: So, Kankuro, you should call me Lord Shikadai too.

Kankuro: You insolent son of a b—

Temari: I dare you to finish that sentence.

[plumsaffron]

One day I was like holy crap Poor Kankuro real.

And that's why I shouldn't play SSX 3 or Naruto Games.

[yzy-sunagakure]

Gaara: I think I’m sick

Temari, 200% mothering mode: Are you all right Gaara? Is it a cold? A fever? You should go rest. Would you like me to make you tea?

Kankuro: Hey Temari what if I said I’m also sick

Temari: Oh yeah? Well deal with it you overgrown man-sized pussy