#pop references

[leighlim]

Did you know that an enchanted forest is a place for transformation? I have no idea what that means...but I can't wait to see what it's gonna do to each one of us.

Olaf (Frozen II)

[kurtty-drabbles]

EW Kitty (Netflix and chill)

N/A: Which EW Kurt wants to know who is the witch and EW Kitty is not caring.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @sailorstar9 @discordsworld @look-ma-no-hands336

By all means, Kurt is a fearsome figure, sometimes, Kurt does not need to put a show to scare others, in fact, even with his civilian outfit, the people of this small city still look in fear and respect of Kurt. In another occasion, Kurt would bask in the attention.

But today is a special day, competition is hard to find these days(mostly because of his own hand, but, either way, is rare) the mayor is approaching Kurt as one approaches a lion(if someone is treating you to explode your head if you don´t do it) and gives a faux sense of bravado to himself as he speaks to Kurt...pretending they are equal.

"You´re the Necromancer, what are you doing in my city?" the mayor inquires and Kurt pretends to not heard, is always fun to see people squeeze in fear, but, if the man becomes too much like gelatine...then he´s useless.

"I´m looking for a woman. The witch of this city, the one witch that can petrify cities, turn people into animals, and, of course, necromancy" he flashes a smile illustrating his fangs and people can get the hint of his message(fear him, that´s all they can do)

"That woman...is dead" someone shuts tiredly and gains Kurt´s attention. A woman wearing a black dress and a pointy hat, with a grumpy owl on her should is unphased by Kurt´s appearance "people of this city is far too afraid to tell you, but, the witch is dead, that nasty Dorothy did take her down by throwing water"

Kurt is bemused. "That was before or after Dorothy starts singing, Somewhere over the rainbow?" His eyes are golden and no pupil and the woman is thinking of all the cats she witnesses in her long life.

The mood is tense and no one dares to speak, the smarter ones, starts to leave normally to not gain the attention of the Necromancer of the witch. The woman´s laugh is enough to break the mood and she speaks again, at easy and fearless "Oh, you do know the story! that´s interesting, I´ve heard you´re the worst detective ever...now, as for the witch...we have many witches here, any description? it may help" the corner of her mouth lift slight and Kurt has no time to flirt.

"She´s a witch too powerful, in fact, she managed to kill Kilgrave" Kurt explained and Kitty yawns bored. "Look, if the greatest realization this witch of yours ever done is killing pathetic trash...maybe you should look for another witch, now, Guten tag, guten herr" and saches away leaving the Necromancer behind. No crown left.

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Kitty Pryde strolls in the market, wanting nothing more than buying fruits to her friends(Lockheed completely rejects the term pet) and her owl is flying around causing havoc as the little bird is searching for his own little treats.

"Oh, Lockheed, did you find it?"  the Owl shakes off and the spell is over as his feather open space to scales and the little dragon is more than ready to start eating the little treats.

The owner bides Kitty farewell as the woman is back to her house. Lockheed asked about the stranger, the necromancer and Kitty is not minding his presence here.

"A necromancer? Is not something new here! Oh no, my friend, we have a far important job, we've got a date, remember, yes, with Mr Castle" Kitty replies and Lockheed seems to remember now, yet, still focus on eating the treats "silly dragon!"

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Frank Castle likes pretty woman, that´s in her nature, especially one like Kitty Pryde, destruction and power(occasionally justice) turns him on, so, when the woman with her tight black dress and red painted lips offers him a nice night, Frank is one of those men, said yes in a heartbeat.

Now, Frank will have a heartbeat for his. The man is tied up, gag and is not played as something erotic. Kitty finally enters the room, with a dagger in her hands and a seductive smile.

"Rest assure, Frank Castle, a hero you´ll be...in death" Kitty promised smiling as now, her eyes change colour, it´s the incorporation of all colours in one, black as the void, black as the universe. "Oh, Crawling God of Chaos, I give you this creature to sacrifice, please, I´d fulfil my deal with you" and Stuck the dagger on his heart.

Thich drops of blood start to fall from the improvised bed, yet, it never manages to drop on the floor as a shadow with one eye emerges and devour the body in one go. The entity smiles at Kitty, a smile that speaks anything and nothing and vanishes.

No signal of tentacles. Kitty assured to herself. And I´m looking to the city still on the same spot where it supposed to be.

A clap of hands emerges and the Necromancer appears impressed by the show. "Bravo, that was fantastic, I never thought I would you would cut to enter in his cult, but, hey...I´m not HIM, what I know?"

Kitty got pale and orders Lockheed to attack, which the dragon is more than pleased to do so, however, Kurt only tsk and summon his gargoyles who did make her dragon more occupied.

"So, you´re the wich! Fascinating" Kurt answers and Kitty only frowns. "I just killed a guy...that should freak you out...even more, because I sacrifice for HIM"

Kurt waves his hand. "Oh, please, I did have my share of killing, but, I want to talk with you, how powerful you´re?"

"Enough to blow you up...but it will blow up my house, and I´d hate to building a new house, so, necromancer...can we all just forget this happen and follow our merry lives?"

"NO! You sacrifice humans to HIM, you are powerful enough to kill Kilgrave...and you want to stay in your house, why?"

"Netflix and chill" she replied and the gargoyles and Lockheed are still fighting(it resembles how dogs would greet each other)

"Netflix and chill?"

[bladesnwaves]

[gitju]

When I have to explain a witty reference to Raiders of the Lost Ark to my students because no one has ever seen it

I’ve decided from here on out, I’m giving my students a popculture survey on the first day of class so I can learn what their fandoms are. I mean, even Harry Potter references are starting to get lost upon these kids. 

[dreamsareneverquiteasitseems]

I feel abused like a coffee machine in the office and that coffee machine is feeling like a plastic bag drifting on a wind.

[sallyfield]

And maybe you want to look in the mirror before leaving your house in the morning, because you look like someone’s been slowly poisoning Sally Field.

Jenna Maroney (30 Rock, 7x02)

[msjnaomi]

Just when I thought I could not find any more reasons to love Dan Harmon.

[thevlist]

Ten Major World, Cultral, Pop, and History Changing of Events of the Past Decade

2001- The Terror Attacks on September 11th 2002- The DC Sniper goes on a three week rampage and shooting spree 2003- Saddam Hussein was captured Osama Bin Laden is still at Large :/ 2004- Janet Jacksons breast was exposed to the world during the Super Bowl halftime show 2005- Hurricane Katrina hit the gulf region of the US....devastating New Orleans, parts of Texas and Mississippi. 2006- I graduated from High School!!! 2007- The iPhone comes out. 2008- Barack Obama was elected as President of the United States of America!!!! The first African American President of the most powerful country in history. 2009- The King of Pop died... RIP Michael Jackson *heartbreaks* 2010- Saints win the Super Bowl!