Yes. I am still pregnant.
Measuring 46 weeks actually. 😮💨
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Yes. I am still pregnant.
Measuring 46 weeks actually. 😮💨
Set a new record for blood pressure today!
All time high: 165/130 (like five years ago. It was a really bad time)
Today, aka all time low: 92/52
Yay pregnancy. Maybe I'm dehydrated
No one ever said
That making Milk would hurt so bad
Nothing says “I’m pregnant” like sitting on the couch in just my undergarments on a ridiculously hot day, belly out to feel the cool of the fan as I eat delicious, delicious cheese and bawling over a peanut butter commercial.
As I get closer to the end of my 2nd trimester
It feels like I blew up overnight like...
The only thing you should hide from your boyfriend/girlfriend is the fact that you're eating their leftovers right beside them as they peacefully sleep.
Why
Why is this last month of pregnancy so damn miserable. I had to go out and pick up a few things yesterday and by the time I finish in 1 store I was totally over it and almost cried in the car. My feet are super swollen, I’m completely exhausted. Only 25 more days until my due date, but anytime after Thursday and I’m totally fine with it.
Seriously so glad my body finished off with the nesting last weekend. I barely had the motivation to make myself a sandwich for lunch.
I've never wanted a cigarette so badly in my entire fucking life