unreliable narrator

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't go round naked. (unless they are into that type of thing then ok) he/him/stupid/gay/demon 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[gudenoodle]

Hey I post gay shit, trans shit, shit about animals and otherwise random shit.

Fandoms may include but are not limited to good omens, borderlands, dungeon meshi, star trek, twin peaks, mp100, one punch man, dead by daylight, helluva boss/hazbin hotel, doctor who, tma, bg3, mcu, x-files, malevolent, paranormal park

Ü30 - 🇩🇪🇺🇲 - gay trans man

There will be the occasional adult theme so if you're not an adult or that's not your thing, you've been warned.

Also sfw art account (it's new) is @blackdoganima

Oh also bluesky!

[weavemama]

daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

[ralfmaximus]

In the 1960s it was a common speculation that by 1980 the typical work week would consist of 4 days. And by the year 2000 we’d be working no more than 3 days a week.

Because of computerization, automation, and better efficiencies in workflow.

Guess what happened instead?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[kandelyabr55]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Today's vent:

[gudenoodle]

I get it, i do, but this doesn't have to be the way.

It's our story now. The Fandom's. And I've seen so many takes and fix-its and theories.

Tbh I've seen fix-its that are just undeniably better story telling than what is streaming on amazon.

We (the Fandom) are the ones keeping this story alive, and we decide how the story goes. Period. <3

(Also i know the image post is tongue-in-cheek and I appreciate it, very clever xD)

Also i haven't been in a lot of Fandoms, and im still shocked how much work the community does for free. I've consumed exponentially more fan made content about Good Omens than I have 'official' content. So my experience of the story has been mainly influenced by the Fandom.

[estrogirlie]

cis coworker: hey can i ask you something personal

[rozieramati]

[katsdom]

There is a great deal of truth there. Sometimes special moments happen purely by accident. But most of them happen because you make a plan and create the conditions to let them happen.

[homunculus-argument]

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

like this OP?

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[omni-rhombus]

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

[cliopadra]

Please excuse the text and let me be cringe, that ending fucked me up so bad I’ll be recovering longer than from OFMD Izzy’s death

Plus a little extra:

[hikarry]

Aziraphale and Crowley unintentionally created the Mandela effect?

Hell yeah!

[gudenoodle]

They forgot to put the cornacopia in the fruit of the loom logo xD

[funstyle]

having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

[jacobtheloofah]

i was paying attention, i was listening, but you see the problem is....it didnt work

[gudenoodle]

Fuuuck that's what that is

[firelikestars]

in every relationship it’s essential to have the polite one and the not polite one. they function as self control for each other. this is called balance

[xsasek]

Are you trying to tempt me?

The reference and inspiration for this piece was sculpture of Acis and Galatea from the Medici Fountain!

~Posting Aziracrow every day until Gomens3 comes out and I explode > 27

[worrynoodle]

Drawing characters naked because I dont know how to draw clothes >>>

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know