guys my mom is so fucking funny
so I came downstairs from my room and sit on the couch with my mom and she’s watch X-Men (the first one). All most always whenever I talk about Magneto or Prof. X, I always make a joke about how they went from lovers to enemies and that Magneto is trying to get his ex-bf’s attention (helps a lot that the actor who plays magneto is actually gay irl). After a few minutes into watching it he movie I say that Magneto is trying to get Prof. X’s attention again. My mom replies with “Yeah the 2 ex-boyfriends are fighting and one of them is trying to kill a very cute bear.” SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT WOLVERINE!!!!!!!!!
My mother called Wolverine a bear and tbh, yeah I see it
she said this with a straight gay face too lmfao

















