MORE YAN POLYESTER AND POLYURETHANE SIBLINGS HEADCANONS!!! maybe the reader could have a secret partner they find out about
Oh.... Oh, no
First of all, with these two as brothers you have no secrets
But, lets say that somehow you manage to keep your life love a secret from them
Polyurethane is so angry while Polyester is jus disappointed
Not at you, never at you
After all you're their little innocent baby sibling
That partner of yours must've forced you into this
So, while you're getting bundled up they're getting ready to beat up your partner
If your partners an angel they'll go a little bit easier, which isn't saying much
However, if your partner is a human or demon... they're gonna kill them
They will murder your partner and then lie to you about it
If your partner was actly a bit of a dick to you, that just makes them die faster
If you try to talk them down they won't listen
They'll pat your head and tellyou that they'll take care of it
If Panty and Stocking knew about your partner, Polyester and Polyurethane will be so mad
They think they should know everything about your left
Once their rampage is done they go to comfort you after "being taken advantage of"
If you try to inject reality into the situation they don't wanna hear it
They think no one will ever be good enough for you and that you're too innocent to pick your own partner
Polyester will tell you dating horro stories to scare you away from even thinking about romance
If you later come out as any form of aroace these two will cheer
Might sick ghosts on your partner
Polyurethane is the one who will very much kill your partner in a brutal way
If Panty and Stocking go to step in, the boys won't hear it
Tells Ramie about your partner and then ask for permission to murder them
If they don't get permission, then they distract you while Ramie deals with your partner
Will do everything to make you forget about your partner, including making a memory erasing potion
Once you forget they do everything they can to make sure you never get another partner