omg hi !!! i read all of your poly brothers posts and i need MORE >:3 so i have come to thee with a funny idea i got
imagine : one night brief is walking home and from afar he sees polyurethane making out with a girl in an alley. then the morning after he sees polyester with that same girl kissing at the park or smth. brief goes to tell panty and stocking and they immediately think that the poly brothers are getting played/cheated on by this girl and want to make fun of them for being stupid. but when they find the poly bros and start bickering, the girl appears out of nowhere and kisses both brothers to greet them. panty, stocking and brief are super confused while the poly bros are just like "uuuh this is our girlfriend, duh"
also bonus points if the girl is an angel, because i have read so many human reader fics but i thirst for angel reader
ok that's it i'm out, keep up your work (smooch) bye !!
Polyester x Fem! Reader x Polyurethane
Panty and Stocking didn't have much going on at the moment. Lazing around the house with Stocking eating her sweets and Panty laying across the couch, switching channels mindlessly on the TV. They had nothing to do, and they're bored as hell.
Just now, the front door slammed open only to reveal Brief, a panicked one at that. "You two wouldn't believe what I saw today!"
. . .
It was around night time. After another adventurous day with the Angels, Brief was completely bushed and was now heading home. He called home to pick him up and was waiting at the side of the street which then suddenly—he heard hushed voices and people giggling to themselves.
Brief didn't think much of it since it's most likely a couple getting it on in a public area—that's when he hears a familiar voice out of the two.
"You really are a wild one aren't you? Wanting to do it in public..."
It was Polyurethane! Almost immediately he looks back to find him with a girl in an alley way, making out. Polyurethane's hands were on her waist, hiking up her shirt. While the girl has her hands wrapped around Polyurethane's neck as the both of them passionately kiss each other. Brief flushed from the sight, turning back as if nothing happened.
From the glimpse he had back there, that girl could be Polyurethane's girlfriend. Or she could be a hook-up... But Brief shouldn't speculate things. He then went back to what he was doing, though he moved farther from that alley way.
. . .
Brief was out doing errands for the Anarchy sisters. There weren't any ghosts popping up these days resulting in Daten City being peaceful, for now. Just as he was walking past the park, he saw a familiar hair of purple.
Slowing down from his tracks and looking at the purple head more thoroughly, he recognized Polyester in an instant. And it looks like he's with someone, a friend perhaps?
Upon closer inspection, that someone the red-eyed angel was with was a girl—the girl he recognized the other night! And she was kissing Polyester!!! Brief's jaw dropped from shock once he recalls the events she witnessed her in with the other brother.
Compared to Polyurethane—his brother, Polyester, takes on a more vanilla act with his hand tilting the girl's chin upwards as he kisses her tenderly. The sight was pretty romantic and Brief could've sworn there were hearts flying around them.
. . .
With this information at hand, Panty and Stocking's first saying was–
"She's two-timing them."
"Oh she's definitely cheating on both of them."
The sisters knew they couldn't pass up the opportunity to make fun of them. So when the four angels met by chance, the sisters immediately took upon their chance. Which resulted in the four bickering with each other.
"What 'cheating' are you talking about!?"
"We need context you know!"
That only conspires Panty and Stocking's mockery for the brothers. "Oh you didn't know~?" Panty says, taunting. "For someone who claims to be top-notch, I'm surprised you'd get easily fooled." Says Stocking. Brief, who decided to tagged along, tried to settle everyone down.
Just then, a familiar face shows up which lit up the brothers faces. You kissed both of their cheeks as a greeting, and once you registered there were others here as well. You ask the two who these three are. The brothers lean into you and introduce you to them.
"This is our girlfriend."
That information completely shocks the three as you and the brothers all look at them with confusion.
